THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE MR SWYGART EXORCISES HIS FURY AT THE NEW CHART SHOW

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What the fuck is this shit?

Seriously, can some other people please share my pain NOW.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

haha is this the week when JK and.. uh... the other one take over?

also haha but no.

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

That is possibly the most mind-numbing half-hour of radio I've ever sat through. this is not getting any better.

Theme thus far:

JK & Joel are BLOKES. STRAIGHT BLOKES. THEY WATCH THE FOOTBALL. THEY HAVE QUITE PROBABLY DONE HOSPITAL RADIO.

This really is making me quite unwell. Anyone tuning in now may have missed the worst of it. but by God it's gonna be a struggle...

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I just tried to tune in and I actually CANNOT FIND RADIO 1! my radio has LOST IT! I consider this a Good Thing.

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I am at work today and can't tune in. Sorry. But I empathise.

zebedee (zebedee), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

JK and Joel are currently dissing G4 for covering such classics of modern pop as "Creep", "Everybody Hurts" and "Bohemian Rhapsody".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Christ this is dreadful. Makes Moyles sound like Radio 4.

Si Carter (Si Carter), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously guys, why bother?

Sven Bastard (blueski), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

As a Catholic, I think this counts as pennance for any sins I may commit for the next 30 years.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Aye, but it's like trying to not look at a car-crash as you drive past. I'm going to watch the 2nd half of Everton-Blackburn and see if it's any better in an hour (ha!).

Si Carter (Si Carter), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't fucking believe this. THey aren't playing the non-top 20 new entries any more. And now it's OK for them to take the piss out of them.

I think this might be the end of this column.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

just as well that a band I've been following for ages only made it to 48 for their single then really? The only advantage to have got top 40 was that they might have been played on the radio.

jellybean (jellybean), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

They've ignored six new entries, but still found to play such underground gems as "Galvanize" and "Out of Touch".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I think this might be the end of this column.

nooo!!!

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i take it 'Heartbeat' is languishing at 67 or somesuch

Sven Bastard (blueski), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

did they play "Typical Me"?

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, because that's on the Radio 1 playlist. See also Nathan, who was #37. not, however, LCD Soundsystem, REM, Rammstein or Shania Twain.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 March 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

My Shania!

The Krack (Barima), Sunday, 6 March 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

This is really sad.
And Sterophonics are number one. Isn't this all in the book of Revelations?

elwisty (elwisty), Sunday, 6 March 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

how can have a chart show when you don't play the new entries between 21-40 - totally absurd.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 6 March 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember when they used to play every single record between 40-1.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 6 March 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

that was really annoying as well tho!

Sven Bastard (blueski), Sunday, 6 March 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The UK Top 40, 6/3/05

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 March 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve - why was that annoying? Every single, regardless of merit or conformity with the R1 line at the time, played in order according to how many people had bought it. Surely that's what a chart show SHOULD be like.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked the every-single-record chart: it was the winding-down-the-weekend soundtrack for me, retuning to capital when a song you hated came on and then trying to time when the song was over so you could hear the name of the next single. And the DJ was generally that bloke who filled in when no-one else was around to do it - not Mark Sheldon, but a name like that - reliable, and friendly, and not trying to be funny or 'wacky', and basically not a twat.

Fucking Radio One.

lundy fastnet irish sea (cis), Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread title is making me think of William J Malmsteen!

Allan Smythe, Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve - why was that annoying?

because i was sick of tracks i didn't like that had been in the charts for two months or more and here they were dropping from 34 to 37 so let's hear it again even tho it's on the radio all the time anyway.

Sven Bastard (blueski), Monday, 7 March 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

this made me itch behind the eyes

coco, Monday, 7 March 2005 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not a great chart show listener thesedays, but the few times I did, I appreciated the one and only play something like Rammstein would get, even if only to say "Whataloadoftosh"...

On the other side, that "Kiss on the lips my lover" track I ended up getting, purely on that one play, there.

Now I'm making the Chart show sound like the old John Peel show. But there are parallells.


My prediction: Ratings plunge to all time low in a matter of months. This show needs someone fairly knowledgeable (i mean fairly.. Not even slightly extensive). It's as high a profile show as the John Peel show was, and even though the replacement for his show is not exactly satisfactory, it at least is trying to fulfil the brief.

The chart show was always the 'elder statesman' fronted and had a worldwide audience. From the sounds of things, JK and Joel don't exactly 'travel'. (I have no problem with they two on their own show, but there seems to be one heck of a lot of 'they're the new hip guys around here, lets stick them on...)

(I have a sneaking suspicion that Dick and Dom have more musical perspective than JK and Joel. )

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 7 March 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

What happened to TOTP moving to Sunday? with the number one single being played on Radio 1 and shown on TV at the same time (presumably)? i've always quite liked this idea personally, not that it's really going to save anything

Sven Bastard (blueski), Monday, 7 March 2005 11:21 (nineteen years ago) link

This show needs someone fairly knowledgeable (i mean fairly.. Not even slightly extensive)

i say stick with the random guest presenters. i don't know why the people in charge think it's better to have a fixed choice - HIGNFY and indeed Top Of The Pops are two shows that benefitted very well imo from having a different presenter every week. this would give the chart show some unpredictable fun spark, with people listening to the charts because it's the charts, not because of who is presenting it (please learn, Radio 1 and others).

Sven Bastard (blueski), Monday, 7 March 2005 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link

FYI "Heartbeat" is languishing at #50.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 7 March 2005 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

In some odd way I am glad that "Heartbeat" was spared the ignominy of being mentioned by JK and Joel. It feels very apt that this shower of shit is marked by Annie missing the top 40, and the Stereophonics heading it.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 7 March 2005 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...
Has the situation changed, even slightly?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 August 2005 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Yes it has, Mark..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32019327

BBC Radio 1 is moving its chart show to Friday afternoons, where it will become part of Greg James's drivetime show.

"The days of recording your favourite songs from the chart onto cassette are long gone," said Radio 1 controller Ben Cooper.
"So when the global release date changes to a Friday, we will also move the Official Chart, continuing our commitment to stay relevant to young music fans of today".

A chart countdown has been part of Radio 1's Sunday schedule for nearly 50 years, starting with Alan Freeman's Pick Of The Pops, in 1967.

Until 1987, the new chart was actually announced on a Tuesday, and the following Sunday's show just played the countdown in full. From 1987, however, improved technology enabled the station to receive the week's chart data in time to announce the new number one on the three-hour Sunday show.

Cooper confirmed the new show would be an hour shorter than the current incarnation, airing from 16:00 to 18:00 GMT, allowing the Dance Anthems slot to remain on the schedule.

"That means we will not be playing every single record in the Top 40," he said. "We will be a little bit more choosy about the records we play in those two hours."

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

This was a bit of an eye opener when someone tweeted a link to it yesterday:
http://www.officialcharts.com/charts/physical-singles-chart/

Erasure? Bowie? Tony McPhee? It's like another, secret world.

Jeff W, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

".. and up 26 places to 28, it's the Poguetry In Motion e.p. by The Pogues!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link


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