The Misfits - Safe For Children (1978 - 1983)

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Figured I'd celebrate Halloween again this year by distributing my homebrewed Misfits comp. 30 songs, one hour, pure punk pop horror. Show me a punk band with a better track record and I'll eat a candy apple with a razor blade in it.

http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2GX25MD570AAM1PU08OB3B3XJX

The Misfits - Safe For Children (1978 - 1983)

01 Halloween (from 12 Hits From Hell)
02 20 Eyes (from Walk Among Us)
03 Bullet (from Collection I)
04 Vampira (from 12 Hits From Hell)
05 She (from Static Age)
06 Earth A.D. & Queen Wasp (from Earth A.D.)
07 London Dungeon (from 12 Hits From Hell)
08 All Hell Breaks Loose (from Walk Among Us)
09 Hybrid Moments (from Static Age)
10 Horror Business (from Collection I)
11 Attitude (from Static Age)
12 American Nightmare (from Legacy of Brutality)
13 Night Of The Living Dead (from Walk Among Us)
14 Bloodfeast (from Earth A.D.)
15 We Are 138 (from Static Age)
16 Horror Hotel (from 12 Hits From Hell)
17 I Turned Into A Martian (from Walk Among Us)
18 Who Killed Marilyn (from Live at Max's Kansas City 1978)
19 Some Kinda Hate (from Static Age)
20 Skulls (from Walk Among Us)
21 Demonomania (from Earth A.D.)
22 Last Caress (from Static Age)
23 Devils Whorehouse (from Walk Among Us)
24 Death Comes Ripiping (from Earth A.D.)
25 Where Eagles Dare (from Collection I)
26 Ghouls Night Out (from 12 Hits From Hell)
27 Astro Zombies (from Walk Among Us)
28 Hollywood Babylon (from Collection I)
29 Halloween II (from 12 Hits From Hell)
30 Die Die My Darling (from Collection I)

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks.

sleeve (sleeve), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago) link

NO "SPINAL REMAINS" ??

thanks.

ELLI$, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Brilliant, thanks!

Jaz, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

METAMORPHOSIS LYCANTHROPY!!!!

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Oddly enough, I had the very realy quandary about giving my then-eleven-year-old nephew a copy of Legacy of Brutality, if only because the notion of him running around my sister's house chirping the lyrics to "Angelfuck" might get me in a spot of trouble. And incidentally, any Misfits compilation that is missing "Angelfuck" (like yours) should be viewed with suspicion and, if necessary, disdain.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Any chance of those of us (like myself) on dial-up connections getting a CD-R in the mail?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah Alex how could we not expect a comment...

and he is right.

hector (hector), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

And incidentally, any Misfits compilation that is missing "Angelfuck" (like yours) should be viewed with suspicion and, if necessary, disdain.

SAVE YR DISDAIN BRO. the fact that he includes tracks from NEVER released 12 HITS FROM HELL as well as the MOST awesome DEMONOMANIA...should be APPLAUDED.

ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Last time I saw the Misfits the singer was lip-synching and the band was playing (or pretending to play) to a backing track. Very fucking weak. Also very true.

GBro, Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Edward III,

Thanks very much, I've been enjoying this all day!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks very much, I've been enjoying this all day!

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), November 1st, 2005.

You're very welcome! Too bad I'm a procrastinator and you're enjoying it a day too late.

Last time I saw the Misfits the singer was lip-synching and the band was playing (or pretending to play) to a backing track. Very fucking weak. Also very true.
-- GBro (gdenzi...), November 1st, 2005.

I'm betting this was not during 1978 - 1983?

And incidentally, any Misfits compilation that is missing "Angelfuck" (like yours) should be viewed with suspicion and, if necessary, disdain.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), November 1st, 2005.

I'll quote my own info file that's in the zip archive...

Some of YOUR favorites might not be here. In some cases I dropped songs because they didn't fit the flow of the selections. If it makes you feel any better, some of my own favorite Misfits songs didn't make the cut; they were sacrificed for the greater good of the compilation. Some may still take issue with my choices of songs or versions. To thems I say: Make your own damn compilation.

So disdain if you must, but the comp's not meant to be all-inclusive; just a good listen. It was the result of 3 months of version research and track list tweaking. Maybe you'll give a listen to see if isn't worth what you paid for it before casting suspicion, disdain, derision, aspersions, etc...

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks for the batch of classics. Ignore these nitpicking, indie rock schmendricks.

George Tremaine, Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Last time I saw the Misfits the singer was lip-synching and the band was playing (or pretending to play) to a backing track. Very fucking weak. Also very true.

The Misifts haven't been worth spitting at since the demise of the original line-up.

Ignore these nitpicking, indie rock schmendricks.

For a start, I was joking (anyone who flies the flag of the Misfits is well fine with me), secondly -- you probably owe indie rock fans an apology for presuming I'm one of them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Nice comp!

Aditya (dan138zig), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

NO YSI FOR YOU [/soupnazi]

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

BACK FROM THE DEAD

http://www.sendspace.com/file/0qc3sk

Edward III, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh man, thanks a lot! I know nothing about the Misfits and was looking for an entry point!

Dog/Face/Chain (res), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

what he said. thx man.

jabba hands, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

ooh, nice to have the proper track order for this again.

sleeve, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I am jealous of people who are hearing the misfits for the first time.

something I didn't stress when this was originally posted was the amount of time spent determining the best versions of tracks. there are 3-4 versions of a lot of misfits songs, especially the early stuff. so this comp isn't just great misfits tunes, they're the best versions available, too (imo). for instance, 12 hits from hell redeemed a lot of misfits songs I never particularly liked - "horror hotel", "ghouls night out".

also I upgraded some of the tracks that were 128kbs in the original, so if you dug it before a re-download might be in order.

I've been loving the earth AD stuff a lot this year. so brutal!

Edward III, Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I love the Misfits, so I'm psyched to hear this comp.

Mordy, Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

should i see them on halloween?

seems the only acceptable time to see nu-misfits

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 October 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never seen nu-misfits live - maybe they're fun? I haven't heard good things, and the albums are dire. why not seek out some other fright fare that's still kicks it? (white mice anyone?)

I was kinda hoping when doyle started doing misfits sets w/ danzig that it would lead to a fullblown reunion, but no dice so far. I'm lukewarm at best on the concept of reunions in general but shit, the misfits? if nothing else the pent-up butthurt emmanating from a stage containing danzig + jerry would be strong enough to vaporize the first three rows leaving a smoldering pile of skull tees and dippity doo devillocks.

Edward III, Friday, 24 October 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link

When new creatures rape your face, hybrids open up the door.

ian, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought it was "nude creatures"?

Edward III, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe it is. makes it easier. (the raping.)

ian, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

wikipedia lulz

This new incarnation of The Misfits released their debut album, American Psycho, in 1997. The album was fairly well received, introducing The Misfits to a new generation of fans. However, many fans of the original Misfits had trouble accepting the band's renewed existence without its founder and key songwriter, Glenn Danzig, who usually refuses to acknowledge the new band's existence, and does so only with derision. Detractors also took issue with the new band's focus on a more "cartoony" image (often referring to them as "The Newfits", "MisfitsTM", "The Jerry Only Band", "The Mishits", "The Shitfits", or "Misfits 95") , and Jerry Only's apparent desire to make the band more family-friendly, by refraining from the use of vulgarities in their new songs.

Edward III, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I like "the misshits"

sounds like a bathroom inexactitude

lol ian

Edward III, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i did a search the other day for threads about 'where eagles dare' and was disappointed/appalled to find that there weren't any on ILM

i aint no goddamn son of a bitch imo

ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Friday, 24 October 2008 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

dude i listen to this all the time! glad to see you're keeping up the tradition.

s1ocki, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:17 (sixteen years ago) link

that's awesome! it's weird when I s!sk for some misfits and come across it in somebody else's collection.

who was the twee indie band that did a cover of "where eagles dare"?

Edward III, Friday, 24 October 2008 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

This is great, not a band I thought I'd like but I was intrigued and love it! Thanks! Great Tradition!

I know, right?, Saturday, 25 October 2008 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Bratmobile covered Where Eagles Dare. Not sure if they count as twee though.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 25 October 2008 11:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Yay this compilation! Listening to the original of "Last Caress", I only know the Papa M version, and the Misfits kick its ass!

Neil S, Saturday, 25 October 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Bratmobile covered Where Eagles Dare. Not sure if they count as twee though.

maybe I should've said who was the indie band that did a twee cover of "where eagles dare"?

twee in the broad sense of the word, i.e. dainty + cutsey

Edward III, Monday, 27 October 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Atom & His Package might fit the bill.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember halloween etc

Edward III, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

get ready

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

WANT

Trip Maker, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I owe you my thanks, Edward. I downloaded this last year (I think) for my ipod and ended up coming back to it again and again. Classic. At the time, I only had a couple of old Misfits cassettes (i.e. recordings from LPs) I'd had since the 80s. I've since bought the two "Collection" compilations for home listening - which is more than I'll ever need (I think!).

So cheers -- you re-introduced me to the Misfits!

Duke, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

that's great!

must convert more ghouls for the zombie holocaust

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

DO IT AGAIN!

That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm thinking this year I'll put up a track a day and the whole comp on halloween

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

lyrics fite

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i wish there was a whole band that sounded like Halloween II

OTTUWRONGO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

which is the record/song with the "pound like jackhammers" Glenn intro?

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

This is a really great comp, I can't think of any of my favourites that aren't on this.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

same here, except for "Mommy can I go out and kill tonight"

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

RRRAAARRGGHHH

sleeve, Saturday, 31 October 2009 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

NOW MY DEMON HORDE! ATTACK! KILL!

The Misfits - Safe For Children (1978 - 1983).zip
http://www.sendspace.com/file/yrrqdt

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

:D

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Saturday, 31 October 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I rocked this out earlier today; thanks again Edward!

Euler, Saturday, 31 October 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I already downloaded it last year, but can I just: Edward III, please accept this Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence:

http://i33.tinypic.com/hs8d1u.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 31 October 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I hardly ever listen to teh coffin anymore since you did this :-)

StanM, Saturday, 31 October 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

FUUUCK YEEEAH

Every dive bar is crawling with lousy Misfits cover bands on Halloween, good to have a nice mix of the real deal to listen to!

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 31 October 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

yesssssssssss

thanks!

original bgm, Saturday, 31 October 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks edward, this is great

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 31 October 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

just got done rockin this thanks dood

dmr, Sunday, 1 November 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

gutted i missed this

harzan, Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

the misfits would be pleased that you were gutted

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

however I will arrange an off-season upload for you and other interested polltakers

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I would download the shit out of this

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

go for it bro

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HML9A63X

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 29 January 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

HELL O KILLDREN

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

(psst ^ megaupload link still works)

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

a halloween tradition

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

it's the most wonderful time of the year!

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 this compilation, Misfits Mis-rule!!!11!!1

Neil S, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ps new wave sucks

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

09 Hybrid Moments (from Static Age)
10 Horror Business (from Collection I)
11 Attitude (from Static Age)
12 American Nightmare (from Legacy of Brutality)
13 Night Of The Living Dead (from Walk Among Us)

This stretch http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii13/blackdesires/smiley_rock.gifX∞

cee-oh-tee-tee, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

wooooooooooa-OOOOOOOOOH!

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL, I redownloaded this yesterday. I meant to revive the thread. Glad Ed did.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh the megaupload link not available from my area. any chance could get a mediafire :(

my other display name is a random wacky phrase (dayo), Friday, 29 October 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, gimme a sec

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Saturday, 30 October 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

GHOULS 4 U

http://www.mediafire.com/?ii49094x11y12zv

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

perfect all hallows eve gift!! tnx!

my other display name is a random wacky phrase (dayo), Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Halloween is coming early this year.
I'M WARNING YOU!
I'LL PUT A KNIFE RIGHT IN YOU!

Trip Maker, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

every year it gets earlier, damn u retail

hello I love you but I've chosen darkness my old friend (Edward III), Friday, 26 August 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

man I fell off this year

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HML9A63X

the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I am putting this on today, thanks again Ed

omg @ 'She', how did I not know about this MISFITS classic?

dayo, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, it's on like 3 of their albums!

"she" was the first misfits song I ever heard

then I bought earth AD

then I heard legacy of brutality and I was like what is up with all this woah-ohhh-ohhh bullshit

obv I got over it

the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Monday, 31 October 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

are Samhain worth a listen? I think Danzig's first couple of records were pretty decent, and this comp is awesome!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i was just reminded of the hilarious quaintness of "tv casualty" -- like not-replying to christmas cards was a puh-retty big deal, also the avoidance of the dangling preposition revealing a surprisingly prescriptive grammarian in our glenn.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I like to feed the flies that I know

Trip Maker, Monday, 31 October 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Samhain is way better than Danzig solo IMO but then I basically hate Danzig solo.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks, will be looking some up forthwith then...

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

here try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKc0WnNxvpE

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

in honor of this thread here is a picture I took of Samhain in October of 1984 with a Kodak Instamatic

http://api.ning.com/files/S*grL6uXoC2yfVbEyrs980crnpSklI9hegI36P3dxc68mfvMhweULWiirJIP3go8VRaAN5ycqyqb9hQcFFx52trqOmCA2z6G/samhain2.jpg?width=434&height=348

sleeve, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

I put this in as an MP3 station in Grand Theft Auto Vice City. It's perfect!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I'M WARNING YOU

I'LL PUT A KNIFE RIGHT IN YOU

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

it's that time of year.... fixed a bunch of bad tags and other assorted haunted housekeeping so worth a redownload even if you've got it already...

http://www.mediafire.com/?892847012jact4a

space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

I kinda feel like it's time to exterminate the entire fucking race from space.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Christmas cards to which I never reply

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

'SUP GHOULS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEE55HXWCMs

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 31 October 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

it was fun testing the time links on this

*click*
1! 2! 3! 4!
*click*
1! 2! 3! 4!
*click*
1! 2! 3! 4!
*click*
1! 2! 3! 4!

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 31 October 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

youtube encoder couldn't handle some of the jacked up levels, eh it'll do for now

mediafire link lives on eternal, hungry for flesh

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

Time for this badass mix again.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 21 October 2017 05:23 (seven years ago) link


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