What the world needs now...is Danzig Haiku

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ILM has its share of haiku threads, perhaps most notably the threads for Rush and Boston. ILM also has plenty of Danzig threads.

Never have the two met.

(Bonus points for each haiku that has an accompanying picture.)

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

In a run down house,
Big pile of bricks in the yard.
Even Beck complains!

http://static.flickr.com/10/15042759_fd11c6cec5.jpg?v=0

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Little troll reaching
To touch apple on the tree
Get a ladder, Glenn

http://www.sandisrecipecorner.com/images/apple.jpg

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Blackest of the black
yeah, and he offers me sleep
Under his black wings

http://www.the7thhouse.com/imagegallery/Danzig/Gallery%20I/d15.jpg

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Mother! I just wrote
A song about you! It goes
"Mother" - Mother? Mom?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am Glen Danzig.
I am the Prince of Darkness.
And ye shall fear me!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Anzalone.gif

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Picking a fight with
A much larger, less famous rocker
KAPOW! Down he goes.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Out shopping with Mum
we saw a young man wearing
a Samhain T-shirt.

My mum then asked me
if they were an Irish group
because of their name

(it means November
in Irish). I didn't know
quite where to begin!

http://www.doodlesheep.com/blog/wp-content/danzig.jpg

― LC (Damian), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Only true Misfits
back when Glenn was in the band.
Die Die My Darling

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Pectoral muscles.
Danzig 1, 2 and 3, then
I Luciferi.

Jesus Christ you guys.
How many friggin' Danzig
albums are there? Damn.

Circle of Snakes makes
me bleed uncontrollably.
Danzig stigmata.

― Emily B (Emily B), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I really hate fags
But I'm not one, I promise
Please blow me anyway.

― vacasmagras (vacasmagras), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Impressive man boobs
His large pectoral muscles
Remind me of my "Mother."

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Cartoon or scary?
"I Remember Halloween!"
Well, does he scare you?

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Portentous hard rock
Doesn't sell like it used to
Samhain of my soul

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Aussie and Ozzie:
Two dogs, dressed as bumblebees.
Their owner: Danzig.

― max (maxreax), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

My childhood hero
His first three albums still rule
Hail prince of Lodi

― Wand Milius (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

MOTHER, DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

Arise little thread
Bring haiku into the world
And Walk Among Us

― Edward Bax, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

President's bullet
Ridden body in the street
Ride Johnny, ride

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Lyrics misheard. Wait,
did he say "Waiting on the
salmon of my soul"?

― Edward Bax, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

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