Best Van Halen Album

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Van Halen 20
Fair Warning 13
1984 9
I have no taste and don't like Van Halen5
Women and Children First 2
OU812 1
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge 1
Balance 1
Van Halen III 1
Diver Down 0
Van Halen II 0
5150 0


Jeff Treppel, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Van Halen. No contest, it's the only one I can stand TBH.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

1984 here. From top to bottom, just astonishing.

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Fair Warning. don't play.

will, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:51 (seventeen years ago) link

This one is easy... Gotta go with the debut.

NYCNative, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I love both the debut and 1984. I just find myself returning to 1984 more often.

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 20 April 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I love VH, but there's just too much I can't stand on 1984. for all that panama, teacher and drob dead legs fucking slay, there's the naffness of jump (ooo...heresy! sorry, but it's cack) and the horror of I'll wait - possibly the worst roth-era tune. should have been left until 5150.

so, debut is obviously ace, but I do have very soft spots for fair warning and women & children. in terms of oft-played, it's probably FW. and another point in that album's favour is that it contains 'unchained', whereas none of the others do.

anyone voting for a hagar album (or...shudder...cherone) is just not right in the head and needs working on.

m the g, Friday, 20 April 2007 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

1984, though any of the other four of the first six (all but Diver Down) could convince me I'm wrong.

xhuxk, Friday, 20 April 2007 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a boring poll. Everyone knows the debut will get most of the votes. Even though I love "Jump". :)

Geir Hongro, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE!

The Amazing Randy, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Toss-up between Fair Warning and II. Fair Warning has better cover art, tho the inner sleeve on II is incredible.
I voted for FW.

Mike Dixn, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

1984. Then Women and Children First, Fair Warning and VH.

JN$OT, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, here's hoping we prove Geir wrong (as per usual).

JN$OT, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

bump

JN$OT, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

1984 but yet again, I'll take a nifty comp if ya got one.

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

fair warning = bummer vh = awesome

pretzel walrus, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:39 (seventeen years ago) link

fair warning the presence of the VH catalog....but it might be better than presence.

M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck on the Steely Dan poll I just realized The Royal Scam is the Presence of Steely Dan...does every band have a Presence?

M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

bump

JN$OT, Thursday, 26 April 2007 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link

i listened to fair warning this AM. still great!

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

1984 is probably the best collection of VH songs in one place, barring compilations. OU812, however, is probably the best showcase of EVH's mad fretboard skillz from front to back (dude was on a tear in 1988), but I can't bring myself to vote for a Sammy rekkid.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Now and forever, Fair Warning.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never heard Fair Warning. weird, considering how much I love all the other Roth-era albums.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I would think Fair Warning would be right down your alley, Shakey Mo. There's some bonafide funk-rock on it.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

So we know five people don't have taste around here. Not surprised at the winner, but I am surprised that Fair Warning beat out 1984. And who's the joker that voted for III?

Jeff Treppel, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

that's less than hated black sabbath and led zeppelin.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

for some reason Fair Warning passed me by completely - I don't think I've ever even seen a copy! must rectify immediately

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

haha, why am i NOT surprised that there's so much "Fair Warning" love on ILX?

i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 January 2011 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

From allmusic:

This album ain't a whole lotta fun. Fair Warning is the first Van Halen album that doesn't feel like a party.

I listened to this a little while back for the first time in probably 25 years. It's a record that's simultaneously depressing AND entertaining. Definitely VHs one "art" record.

Sanford, Sunday, 30 January 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

no votes for van halen ii? :(

dell (del), Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah 2 is rad, fair warning is soo lame, halen trying to be all street wtf

ice cr?m, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I relistened to Fair Warning the other week and didn't like it as much as I thought I did - 'Mean Streets' and 'Unchained' are both great (the tough VH sound really works on those two) but a lot of the album sort of passed me by. I've only heard II once, I need to give it another go.

Gavin in Leeds, Sunday, 30 January 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, what joker voted for "III"?!?!

PEOPLE translated as DATA!!!!1!11! (zero of the signified), Sunday, 30 January 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't like fair warning that much overall, but push comes to shove is a jam and a half

mizzell, Sunday, 30 January 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

no votes for van halen ii? :(

That album is basically part 2 of the debut, so no wonder really. I like II, but they did the exact same thing even better on the debut.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Monday, 31 January 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

VH = best example of a virtuoso musician who (at least in the Roth days) used his talents to add additional color to the songs rather than letting wanky virtuosity BECOME the song. flourishes, mostly, and god were they good.

btw, Women and Children First getting this little love? come the fuck on now!

aguirre, the wrath of frogbs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

Complicated, but I'm not sure I'd consider Eddie Van Halen a virtuoso. That is, I don't think EVH is such an adept guitarist he can play anything. Like Lindsey Buckingham, he's more of a self-taught, sui generis sort of guy. I mean, has anyone ever heard anything featuring EVH sitting in with someone else? Can he play well with others?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

he can't even play well with his own band anymore

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFJTbaFcZ0

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

^^ that's awful. i've never heard EVH play so badly.

charlie h, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

listen to that idiotic crowd clapping too

charlie h, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, I actually posted that only because it shows him playing with other folks. So I sought out whatever jam session it was that teamed him with Tony Levin and ... Jan Hammer? Anyway, I saw that it was a Les Paul tribute, so I figure maybe it was something oddly Les Paul-ish. Then I play the original clip, and it's "Hot for" fucking "Teacher!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VOcZ280vA

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

actually, the intro on the real clip is pretty noodly. only marginally better than the sanders pisstake.

charlie h, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

haha

charlie h, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

Complicated, but I'm not sure I'd consider Eddie Van Halen a virtuoso. That is, I don't think EVH is such an adept guitarist he can play anything. Like Lindsey Buckingham, he's more of a self-taught, sui generis sort of guy. I mean, has anyone ever heard anything featuring EVH sitting in with someone else? Can he play well with others?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 4:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol I see Josh has been at this for awhile!

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

my guitar teacher in hs loved van halen, and so I learned some of their songs back when. but I've only recently been able to appreciate this band's music. guitar magazines ruined so much good stuff for me for too long.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

lol @ posting a St Sanders "shreds" video as an example.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Would have went with Fair Warning.

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

20+ years ago i saw him stumble drunkenly onstage during a simon and garfunkel reunion at a bridge school benefit and attempt to solo along with "sound of silence"

brimstead, Friday, 27 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

two of the all-round better albums got 0 votes (i am not talking about 5150 for the record).

charlie h, Friday, 27 February 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

xpost holy shit, you saw that? That gets special put-down status in the Sammy Hagar book. Here it is in all its WTF-nesss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzZsl1YVkZw

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 February 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Oh no. What a terrible idea.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

that is worse than st sanders

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

oh my that was horrible. strange how he wasn't even remotely able to complement the song, even after several minutes, but i guess he was off in his own little world.

charlie h, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

Ie, apparently dead drunk.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

it would be hard to complement 'Sound of Silence' with a run of notes played as fast as EVH would prefer to play them.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

also just the idea of S&G softly cooing

'Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence'

and then *guitar solo*

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

it could be a fantastic solo, but it would still ruin the song

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

LOS ANGELES – Van Halen will release its first-ever live album to feature original singer David Lee Roth. Recorded on June 21, 2013 at the famed Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan, TOKYO DOME LIVE IN CONCERT includes 23 songs, spanning all seven of the band’s albums with Roth. It will be released as a double CD; four-LP set on 180-gram vinyl; and digitally beginning March 31, 2015. ...

The band recently went back to the original analog tapes and remastered both of these landmark albums – Van Halen and 1984 – which are now also set for release on March 31, 2015 through Warner Bros. Records with pre-orders through Amazon available now. Mastering engineer Chris Bellman, who remastered the original albums for Bernie Grundman Studios, Hollywood, CA, was enlisted for these new versions. In order to produce the original sound the band intended, Bellman cut straight from the quarter-inch tapes for CD; for 180-gram vinyl; and for the digital version. Newly mastered versions of Diver Down, Women and Children First, Van Halen II and Fair Warning are also being cut for each format and will be available soon.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

god the "shreds" videos still make me giggle like an idiot

casual male (will), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

II very underrated here and just in general imo

casual male (will), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's a really good record

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

I break it down like this:

Van Halen - practically perfect debut
Van Halen - some super highs, but feels sort of like leftovers from the same sessions (which is cool)

Women and Children First: Luster and novelty fading a bit.
Fair Warning: The brown sound epitomized, grungy and grim.

Diver Down: Van Halen has totally run out of steam and ideas.

1984: So cohesive and awesome I am convinced it was ghost written (*my person conspiracy theory)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

BTW, I stand by my opinion that VH features a totally shit rhythm section, but I'm torn, because so many of their songs feature these insanely complex odd time breakdowns. "Unchained," "Jump," even "Why Can't This Be Love."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

A ghost, you say?

http://i.imgur.com/gQLQ9UB.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

haha, the fuck just happened to my picture of Michael McDonald?

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

He's a ghost!! QAhhhhh!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

I don't know how the copyright holder did that, but kudos.

http://i.imgur.com/wjZpD8O.png

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

He's the root of my conspiracy, actually. So, Diver Down had the guys totally out of ideas, and they were so drunk/drugged out. Then blam, here comes 1984, which showcases a band at the peak of its powers, pop or otherwise. Totally tight. Yet the initial run did not credit Michael M for "I'll Wait," which makes me think there were other ringers involved too, who either didn't sue/question or were dealt with more quietly.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

Can he play well with others?

This is a pretty interesting/sad interview with Eddie (and Steve Morse and Albert Lee) on an occasion when he had a little trouble sitting in:
http://www.stevemorse.info/interviews/199105musician.html

(VH's manager subsequently left an angry message on Musician magazine's answering machine, calling the interviewer "a k*ke.")

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

new live album and another round of remasters in the offing.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

well as long as they don't include 23 songs, spanning all seven of the band’s albums with Roth, that'll be fine.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

First I've heard.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

Josh, no offense intended, but you really should try to keep up with these things

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Did you hear the news?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

Poor EZ Snappin, has a hard time sitting in with others.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

I found a press release, too:

LOS ANGELES – Van Halen will release its first-ever live album to feature original singer David Lee Roth. Recorded on June 21, 2013 at the famed Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan, TOKYO DOME LIVE IN CONCERT includes 23 songs, spanning all seven of the band’s albums with Roth. It will be released as a double CD; four-LP set on 180-gram vinyl; and digitally beginning March 31, 2015. ...
The band recently went back to the original analog tapes and remastered both of these landmark albums – Van Halen and 1984 – which are now also set for release on March 31, 2015 through Warner Bros. Records with pre-orders through Amazon available now. Mastering engineer Chris Bellman, who remastered the original albums for Bernie Grundman Studios, Hollywood, CA, was enlisted for these new versions. In order to produce the original sound the band intended, Bellman cut straight from the quarter-inch tapes for CD; for 180-gram vinyl; and for the digital version. Newly mastered versions of Diver Down, Women and Children First, Van Halen II and Fair Warning are also being cut for each format and will be available soon.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, March 3, 2015 8:37 AM (3 hours ago)

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

now we're snappin at eddie's tempo!

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5781HJqnhBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsai3plmKw

Like the Edge and U2, if I was forming a Van Halen tribute band, there is no guitarist I'd rather have than Eddie Van Halen.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

brings a tear to the eye

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSjJyQ6Pto

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

btw, this is what I see on my browser at work:

http://i.imgur.com/O6yxiqV.png

Went home last night, saw this page on a different screen, and MM looked fine. Some of you probably thought I was nuts.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaqpNsZKwE

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

These clips are horrible. I didn't expect much form a live record cut on the last tour, but ugh.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

they had me on my knees, just begging for that last chorus of Panama

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

if you change your guitar's low E string, you know it's not ready for prime time until you can play the chorus of Panama and stay in tune

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

I can barely see the thread from the heat comin' off of it.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

Ah, you place your mouse pointer between the 'g' and 'P', ease the seat back.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

She's flag postin'. I'm flag postin'.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

listening to 1984 it's such an odd blockbuster pop metal album....opens with a 1:30 Vangelis song then there's not a guitar til about halfway thru "Jump"...

obv it's got hits but there's also so many "prog in miniature" moments, little odd breakdowns or places where Eddie plays fancy 9th chords or some shit, weird touches that don't have to be there and make the song less commercial if anything but Eddie makes it work....or just having a hit with the ominous synths of "I'll Wait" they could really do it all

also like he's so much more fluid than every other pop metal guitar hero, he sounds like liquid mercury

also Alex and Ted Templeman never went for the big "Phil Collins" gated snare and huge cannon toms thing so the recording actually sounds a lot less dated than a lot of 80s stuff

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

like first 30 seconds of Top Jimmy is a good example, the weird little harmonic pattern is gorgeous but what other band of their era would start a song like that (that wasn't at least cod prog like Triumph or something?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8lFZdGpYhQ

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Hard to believe 5150 is the followup - talk about two records light years apart on so many levels.

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

3,166 levels to be exact.

pplains, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

xpost I'm not sure there was enough sonic room for a big, booming gated snare. I think it was Jimmy Page who opined that you can either mix up the drums or mix up the guitar, but you can't do both. LZ obvious mixes the drums high, Phil Collins/Genesis was sort of radical for pushing the drums super high in the mix, but those 80s Genesis songs have virtually no guitar, let alone big guitars. VH goes for the guitar, which is also taking up a ton of sonic real estate. A big poosh-y snare in VH would detract from the guitar.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

The toms and cymbals of "I'll Wait" comes as close to Collins, i suppose, but some fine trap-work and production on that track, fer sure.

These days, i go back to Women and Children First, moreso than any other of their albums.

bodacious ignoramus, Monday, 27 June 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

xpost And not a coincidence, the guitar plays second fiddle on that track, at least until the solo.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Listening to the Gary Cherone album Balance right now (don't judge me motherfucker)

but anyway, like I swear to god his Hagar impersonation is uncanny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYMcSHzHqxA

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link


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