the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil metal that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

if you have a problem with "cookie monster" vocals go somewhere else and fuck off and die!

but know that i love you.

You're going to hell, Scott. And there your innards will be carved out by cannibalistic demons and boiled in old shoe laces and then force-fed to you for eternity.

true or false: ganzmord's monolithic in darkness album is the black metal album of the year.

answer: TROO!

Judging by the songs on that myspace, that doesn't really sound evil or scary. It kind of sounds like my TV is broke and someone is working on the street outside.

So has the rolling metal thread balkanized? I must check in again.

i didn't say it was scary. i said that joe wolfe is one of the finest goregrind singers on earth. and it IS evil. PURE evil. you'll realize it later when YOU DROP DEAD FROM FRIGHT later tonight.

I've been listening to the new DHG. I like the weird parts, but the actual black metal parts are too thinly produced, especially the drum sound. It's kind of cool, but I'm not as in love with it as the rest of the metal dudes on here seem to be.

When does the rolling boogie rock thread start?

DHG don't belong on this thread. they make pop music. i like that album though. i listen to it when i'm doing my nails.

MORE anal nun rape answers please! enough messing around.

Sorry! How about these guys:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre700/e748/e74871lks4k.jpg

They're called Accidental Suicide, the album is titled Deceased, it's from 1992, the cover art was done by the bassist from Cradle of Filth, and they're on Grind Core records. Lots of cookie monster growling and killer guitar solos.

Also, I got it for a dollar.

DOLLAR GORE RULES.

MORE BLOOD.

MORE DEATH.

MORE SEVERED LIMBS.

MORE DESTRUCTION.

So has the rolling metal thread balkanized? I must check in again.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:45 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think i ruined it my posting abt the scorpions

nah, nobody really did anything. just seems like there aren't that many people on there who like blood-soaked mayhem and death and wholesale slaughter that much. i like tons of senseless repetitive third-rate death metal that wouldn't know a hook or a melody from a gaping chest wound! but whenever i hear anything frilly and pretty i'll be sure to post about it on the girl metal thread. i mean the rolling metal thread. :)

I can't wait for a new Wormed album. That's all I've got for this thread, sorry. :(

I've been listening to the new Watain a bit more, and while I still like it a lot, I can't say they're doing anything really fascinating that Immortal weren't doing back at the turn of the millennium. I hope this new Glorior Belli is good, though, because I have a lot of faith in French black metal right now and I'd hate for them to be the band to blow their home country's winning streak.

this is as ugly as it gets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlEyIG7a5sQ

i don't like that video. who's the old dude playing piano? is that lavender's dad? and how old is lavender for that matter? she looks like she's pushing 40 and twee-pop from an old lady ain't cute it just makes you look like ellen's old boss on ellen's old sitcom. the one who always wore pink. the one with the annoying voice.

loving the reissue of old dead conspiracy demos. punk teens from portland oregon making a sloppy speed metal racket. singer rules!

http://www.blackmetal.com/scans0706/deadcon.jpg

also digging:

http://www.beowolfproductions.com/NunSlaughter-Goat.jpg

http://www.beowolfproductions.com/EvilIncarnate-WaitingForHisReturn.jpg

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/754985.jpg

and:

http://www.blackmetal.com/scans0706/atomizer_songs.jpg

yay a thread for people like me, run by people like me, talking about music made for people like me!

They're called Accidental Suicide, the album is titled Deceased, it's from 1992, the cover art was done by the bassist from Cradle of Filth, and they're on Grind Core records. Lots of cookie monster growling and killer guitar solos.

i 'knew' those dudes via tape-trading, i'm pretty sure (i have their demo around somewhere, unlabelled with no cover so it usually takes a listen to remember what the fuck it is). did eric greif produce that? he produced fucking everything from that scene (milwaukee area) - morbid saint, morta skuld, viogression...

also i just got coffins "other side of blasphemy." plug ugly autopsy/winter/c. frost worship. and the tondra/nordic mist split, two bands featuring nunslaughter and minch (!) members, both seemingly named after drink mixers, both sounding more or less like celtic frost.

oh yeah, and entety "cadaveric necrogrind" is like carcass without the brains. or with the brains SPLATTERED ON YER FUCKIN WALL.

"and the tondra/nordic mist split"

hahaha, it's funny, isn't it! and fucking demented.

seriously though, do you want NOISE!!!!??? the Ganzmord album will fuck your ears until you are BLIND! so cool.

http://www.negativityrecords.com/images/icons/ganzmord.monolithic.web.jpg

xp: it is pretty fucking funny, actually, especially the way NM dicks up the vocals every third line. but he has the TG cadence fucking down, plus the occasional WTF? misuse of an english word.

will have to check out ganzmord

and on the basement bm tip, you could do worse than japan's endless dismal moan. very very cool indeed.

http://www.negativityrecords.com/images/icons/edm-lon.web.jpg

anyone like SCEPTER? or are you all PUSSIES?

Black eyes stare at the sun
Burning wheel in the sky
Frozen hearts turn to fire
(As) sunset bleeds into night
Energy bolts for power and spell
Are harnessed from death and despair
Weapons of war are begging for blood
UNLEASH THE FUCKING SLAYER!

Never lost never drawn
Never to be guiled
Harder than tempered steel
Born to lose live to win
Fuck'em till you die
Your only thought is to kill
When you're obsessed by metal

Slave and master side by side
Or one beneath the other
Only one of them can have the power
Whether by the demons
Or of the burning sword
They say the same get on your knees
And suck your fucking lord

Obsessed by metal
Obsessed by death
Obsessed by black desire
Obsessed by power beyond my control
Obsessed by fucking fire
Obsessed by fury
Obsessed by hatred
Obsessed by vengeance and lust
Fuck off and die 'cause we gotta live
WE ARE OBSESSED BY METAL

singer is now in HELLREALM. they're this-thread, too.

pretty cool mp3 up on ganzmord's site from the ganzmord/dodsferd split. the split is cool, but dodsferd ends up sounding like a rockabilly act after ganzmord's half.

http://www.ganzmord.com/

if you were gonna actually BUY one, i would say buy the monolithic album. which is an old demo and new stuff. it makes me want to kill rabbits with my bare hands!!

el sabor, are you down with the New Wave Of Latino Thrash? i am. they rule. and they don't give a SHIT about ANYTHING except thrash fuckin' metal.

merciless death:

http://www.myspace.com/mercilessdeath

fueled by fire:

http://www.myspace.com/fueledbyfire

violator:

http://www.myspace.com/viothrash

eternal devastation:

http://www.myspace.com/eternaldevastationthrash

sociofobia:

http://www.myspace.com/sociofobia

wardeath:

http://www.myspace.com/wardeaththrash

slaver:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74397371

crucifier:

http://www.myspace.com/crucifiergreece

comando nuclear:

http://www.myspace.com/comandonuclear

witchaven:

http://www.myspace.com/witchaven

street force:

http://www.myspace.com/streetforcethrash

infantry:

http://www.myspace.com/thrashtokill

warbringer:

http://www.myspace.com/warbringer

hatchet:

http://www.myspace.com/hatchet2006

sakrificer:

http://www.myspace.com/sakrificer

malicious assault:

http://www.myspace.com/maliciousassault

a couple of those might not actually be cali or south american thrash, but they might as well be!

i love the Merciless Death album. those dudes are on fire. their influences:

The following bands in no particular order : Slayer - Exodus - Anthrax - Testament - Death Angel - Dark Angel - Possessed - Vio-Lence - Exumer - Voivod - Kreator - Destruction - Sodom - Venom - Sepultura - Nasty Savage - Nuclear Assault - Overkill - Metal Church - Sabbat (UK)- Sabbat (Jap)- Mortal Sin - Exciter - Annihilator - Agent Steel - D.R.I. - Celtic Frost - Iron Angel - Assassin - Sacrifice - Slaughter (Canada) - Acid Reign - Korzus - Coroner - Darkness - Paradox - Blessed Death - Deathrow - Artillery - Razor - Heathen - Forbidden - Death (Scream Bloody Gore and Leprosy) - Necronomicon - Sarcofago - M.O.D. - Exorcist - Devastation - Whiplash - Vendetta - Blood Feast - Morbid Saint - Powerlord - Vulcano - Accuser - Apocalypse - Coven - Onlaught - Atomkraft - Sentinel Beast - Hell Bastard - Gothic Slam - Evil Dead - Flotsam and Jetsam - Hirax - Viking - Laaz Rockit - Abbatoir - Num Skull - Deathwish - Mutilator - Destructor - Torture - Violent Force - Kublai Khan - Slaughter Lord - Rigor Mortis - S.O.D. - Sadus - Virus (UK Thrash) - Sacred Reich - Anacrusis - Mercenary (Bay Area) - Acrophet - Dream Death - Poison (Germany) - Warrant (Germany) - Mercyful Fate - Morbid Angel - Deicide WE ARE VINYL/CD/CASSETTE/VHS COLLECTORS OF ALL THE BANDS WE HAVE LISTED!

Hrmm, so uhh, is it just me or is that Ganzmord song basically polka with some chaotic grindy bits between verses? I guess it doesn't swing enough for that to be quite true, but this song is way too happy to be evil. I did like the Bad Brains section. Could do without the Death-style bridge.

I think there's something in me that in effect strips off all the noise and screaming and takes the melody/beat to the fore. This kind of sucks, because it makes a lot of these evil bands sound surprisingly happy. Often rockabilly-like (Heretic come to mind)
Maybe I've simply lost my black metal listening-skills. [insert bit about "faggots don't like $band it hurts their pussys"]
I just don't feel the grim any more!
I did consider going to see Nunslaughter live, but suspect I'd be sick of it in 10 minutes, just like I was with the (admittedly funny) live record I used to have.

So, fuck it all. Thrash is where it's at. I'm gonna go put on some Terror Squad! Discö bloody discö!

ganzmord makes me happy! there is some GREAT noise on the album. i still like the stuff from the split though too. the stuff from the demo on the album is the most over-the-top skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee noise. in a year, he'll probably be scoring operas and forming bm supergroups.

also digging archival french speed from 84:

http://www.hellsheadbangers.com/accelerationprocess.jpg

DOLLAR GORE RULES.

How about free gore? My husband did security at one of the Metal Fests in Milwaukee (Hawkwind, do you live there?) eons ago and came home with a stack of free CDs. One title I'll never forget was Inbreeding The Anthropophagi (had to look up "anthropophagi") by Deeds of Flesh who might be too girlie for this thread. Also remember a song called "Chunks in the Shower" which AMG tells me is by Deeds of Flesh as well. But other "chunks" titles came up and I came across this album by one Broken Hope:

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:dcfwxq9hld6e

Titles seem promising beyond "She Came Out In Chunks": "Coprophagia" (know that word!), "Hobo Stew," "Decimated Genitalia," and, my favorite, "Felching Vampires." No nun rape, though, unless "Preacher of Sodomy" preaches thusly. And you gotta love that parental advisory sticker.

Aside: you should check out nunsploitation cinema if you haven't already. Start with Alucarda and then move your way down. I can't get enough of the stuff.

Hey my buddy's in a pretty good Mexican thrash band:

http://www.myspace.com/muertevilla

ahh, scott - i'm so glad you dig morsure, i mentioned them on rolling metal and no one seemed to give a shit. that album's fucking great. i said it somewhere else and i'll say it here: the metal urbain of thrash.

going to have to check out the latino thrash links later, but i remember in the late 80s when the mexican dudes started getting into the scene in a big way, some killer bands and many of them didn't get past the demo stage. sadistic intent and nausea/terrorizer did, though.

I was listening to Karma Bloody Karma by Cattle Decapitation yesterday - does that count or are they too pussy for this thread, I mean they are vegans and everything?

The Morsure is rad! I only just got it, which is why i couldn't comment before.

a lot of the non-Cali thrash bands are from Brazil. Like Slaver:

http://a884.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01385/38/86/1385836883_l.jpg

http://a450.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00731/94/45/731945449_l.jpg

i dig cattle decapitation. i don't care if they are vegan. it's not like i can tell they are vegan from the music. and even if they sucked, they would always be classic just for this:

http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/07/az_1478_Humanure_Cattle%20Decapitation.jpg

OMGLOL. I haven't seen that one before.

japanese hentai-inspired goregrind is the best kind of hentai-inspired goregrind:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2OXKogY0zz8

amoebic dysentery:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hk8cZ2LVBQA&mode=related&search=

-vs-

pulmonary fibrosis:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7N4DyWEPFk4&mode=related&search=

dammit man i was about to go get lunch 3xpost

herman neuname wrote on the other metal thread:

"I bought the Whitehorse 2xCD from 20 Buck Spin."

i like it. i'd never heard whitehorse before. they do the ugly epic doom thing very well. i might like that monarch! double cd on crucial blast more though. maybe.

you know what i REALLY like is the stormcrow/sanctum split that 20 buck spin sent me. but i'm a sucker for a d beat. stormcrow and sanctum call their music WAR CRUST. which is a great tag. i wonder what last fm would come up with if i typed that in.

also got the new one from Forgotten Woods. from Norway. first album in over 10 years! they must have gotten lost in those woods. or they forgot to make a record. in the woods. i'm sad that oystein doesn't feel the grim anymore :( that means that geir is the lone grim Norwegian on ilm. and that is really sad!

not a big slam dude but i dig this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNXt44gXTXQ

Yeah that's cool. Just the right amount of ridiculousness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2QNQ8SmBEs

endurance test of the year! play it loud on big speakers and you die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXt_Rfalqo&t=1544s

Looks like you broke YouTube already. What was it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXt_Rfalqo

Scott!

trying to remember the name of a band I randomly heard from an old ILM metal poll. I think they might be Polish, blackened death metal (I think?), with a name beginning with 'A' - Asgareth or Azarath or something like that. Sorry, that's all I have...

wait, wait I got it - Azarath: Blasphemers' Malediction. And damn, it's not on Spotify

That is a phenomenal record, it has a conviction and truly pissed-off vibe that's unique. Their other releases before/after are just one or two notches lower in intensity, and immediately the magic disappears.

they're a bit too 'big' for this thread, but to me the forgotten Immolation album is Failures for Gods, which was my first, and the first two songs on this motherfucking thing are so massive.

the double-bass drum sounds like a basketball being dribbled and the guitar is pretty stank but lord, is this atmosphere oppressive as fuck. maybe I have a soft spot as I saw them on this tour, my first death metal show?

"No Jesus, No Beast", silly title = A+, and the "CAN YOU HEAR US? DEATH TO JESUS!" part rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YMtvA-DK3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtfgHlCZ_do

taking the "doesn't smell too good" literally here, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2JBk3p0-s

Plagued with diarrheal secretions
Post-anal drip
Unable to stop the flow of fecal matter
Colostomy irrigation necessary
Colon brought to the surface of the skin
For intestinal drainage
Obsolete anus sewn closed
Remnants of my bowels flood into a bag
I have a new ass
Porthole constantly leaking
Cavity always stinking
I just long to be normal
Secrete from an open bunghole

Overflowing liquified feces
I can't keep it a secret, the evidence stains my clothes
Colostomy has a hole
I soiled myself

Lock thread

I stumbled upon Expulser's "The Unholy One".

one of the songs is called "Gore Pussy of Virgin". another is called "Fornications (at the Church)"

it's really good 90s Brazilian death metal with vocals that kinda sound like Sarcofago

great record!

yeah I'm digging the fuck out of it. it's exactly the type of thing I wanted to listen to and it only took me doing the 6-degrees-to-Kevin-Bacon thing on metal-archives for about a half hour to stumble across.

Gorgasm - Masticate to Dominate

Surprisingly well-crafted riffs

Regurgitation's Tales of Necrophilia has a level of brutality and organic open production that really does feel like a lost relic of the 90s.

\m/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Py23seWm8

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keJwvZcxRUw

Nice

bought a copy of this today. fuck yeah.

Drawn and Quartered - To Kill is Human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9oDr4J-fQ

Nice, would not have guessed that was a 2018 album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGyM7AQLUE0

This band Faff-Bey might fail on the taking themselves way too seriously thing but how many proto-black thrash bands were on Bad Vugum back in the day. Honestly some label like Hell's Headbangers should be falling over themselves to reissue this, it's better than 9/10ths of their retro shit.

Oh ofc some Finnish label reissued this album and their demos earlier this year.

not 'old', but kind of obsessed with the band Fluids lately. many call this the "Mortician-clone", some pejoratively, some in praise, but it's somewhat unfair. the main similarities are that they have programmed drums (but much quieter and more subtle than Mortician's endless battering ram), really sub-zero detuned guitar/bass and the vocals aren't too different, but riff-wise, they like to play hella fucking slow, whereas Mortician often do fast deathgrind that can be an incomprehensible blur of power chords at times. Fluids like to slow it down and pummel. Like Mortician also, no solos.

but they also do a lot of synth work, sometimes between songs or as an intro to songs, and it's unsettling. oh, and the final similarity is the soundbites, though Fluids doesn't take theirs from movies, but real life horrors.

if you're into things like complex riffing or, idk, significant variance, look elsewhere, but when I'm in the mood for this oppressive shit, it's pretty great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWj8552nJZc

though Fluids doesn't take theirs from movies, but real life horrors

this is basically why i don’t like them nearly as much as mortician. kicking off with your record with a guy reading his suicide note before presumably offing himself is just not my idea of a good time.

always loved horror movies, always hated faces of death…

Nean, thanks for posting Fluids. I could live w/o the intros too but I am sitting here at a laptop banging my head with joy to these fucking grotesque riffs.

Mutiilation - Vampires of Black Imperial Blood

Good shit! I always liked Suffer the Gestalt or whatever a lot too. And Black Millennium had its moments, think it gets downrated because he pretending to kill himself before it was releases or something.

really into this band i heard on the radio, Visceral Reaction. i guess they're in high school? lol. i think it's awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZPK3ivVFoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK4nPyt9Yb8

https://mesacounojo.bandcamp.com/album/suppuration-morphog-n-siaque

Sedimentum

this person has great playlists. demos, obscurities. some real dirty gems in there.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKGPQujnvIswq0aQcrGr9NmM62Q6JmGzI

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKGPQujnvIsyh7SgmNuaisZXpXmHc9f4P

for instance, this one. love this! chicago-area band. never did anything else i don't think. but i'm sure these guys went on to other bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKcs3vb_UO4

really enjoying this. black/death stuff. they have a new EP. gonna play that next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxUDYMGQyH8

this also speaks to me. guess i'm just in a blackdeath mood. i blame the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la1I0pBhq7Y

love this! (hard to find a copy of the reissue in the u.s. but i will prevail.)

https://larvaerec.bandcamp.com/album/gangrena-infected-ideologies

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQteBZY-eM

this makes my top ten of the year. if i had one. love the atmosphere. and its from the states too! which surprises me for some reason. maybe because i love it. but there are people hidden away doing good things here. hiding. hiding makes sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4x70_zYNuk

(to be fair to americans who don't hide i really did like that Horrendous album a lot and they are very popular in that world of theirs...)

There's a new Petrification album coming out in February. They're from Portland, Oregon, but they're on Svart, a label from Finland. Anyway, here's "Twisted Visions of Creation":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzg7l7iN_dc

amazing artwork too!

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0333397984_10.jpg

i bought stuff from NWN on vinyl. the stuff i don't love will go in the store. some stuff i just needed for myself like the undergang and grave upheaval records. it all belongs on this thread though:

Mefitic "Woes of Mortal Devotion"
Bunkur / Mordor Split
The Satan's Scourge "Threads of Subconscious Torment"
Howls of Ebb / Khthoniik Cerviiks Split
Detritivore "Pakt"
Har "Baal Ha'ov"
Undergang "Aldrig i livet"
Undergang "Misantropologi"
V/A Vestibule of Hell LP + Booklet
Capitis Damnare "Ex Regnum Spiritus in Manifestus"
Funerary "Starless Aeon"
Adversvm "Aion Sitra Ahra"
Sete Star Sept "Beast World"
Sektarism "Hosanna Sathana"
Sator Marte "Termonuklearni Evoluce"
Deep Desolation "Boski Jad"
Blasphamagoatachrist "Bastardizing the Purity"
Pneuma Hagion "Demiurge"
Pneuma Hagion "Voidgazer"
V/A "Far East Gate In Inferno" Double LP (Sabbat, Sigh, etc.)
Trifixion (Venezuela) “Demo 1996″
Grave Upheaval "1st Album"
Grave Upheaval "Demo" LP
Mortuary Drape "Secret Sudaria" Double LP
Cerebral Rot "Excretion of Mortality"
Cénotaphe "La Larve Exulte"
Blasphemy "Fallen Angel of Doom...."

oh man that petrification video speaks to me. also, luring sounds great.

this is kind of 'random old metal' but i think fits this thread. i got curious about seeing what kevin drumm interviews were floating around out there, and in one of them he mentions this band from edmonton, revenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WKDTU8_790

love Cerebral Rot

i never get tired of this record. someone should reissue it. unheralded sludge classic! i might have heralded it in Decibel Mag at the time. definitely one of my fave rock records of the 21st century.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVitmgve--s

got a copy in at the store that still has the wooden match in it. keeping it.

https://i.discogs.com/LNSKynBuZA9P4ltRHcjnZCVPtOJUvwkmK5E_5YeMr5Q/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:400/w:457/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTExMTcx/NDA4LTE1MTExNzg0/OTMtODI5Ni5qcGVn.jpeg

Aha I remember this