What should ILM's board description say? Suggestions thread.

ysi?

you indie? lol

I Love Melody

"we'll make zing-flingers out of the entire internet if it kills us"

MORE BEER.

^ otm

I'm a big fan of Pappawheelie's suggestion.

i'm a big fan of BEER

'Let's Talk about BLANK baby, Let's Talk about You and Me'

White people criticise white people for liking music by white people

"Belle and Sebastian mailing list spin-off"

^yes

"Where Lil Wayne > Elvis"

White people criticise white people for liking music by white people < --- This one!

When I think about it I touch myself

+ MORE BEER

MORE BEER AND BACON AND CHEESE ALL IN THE BIGGEST FUCKING TACO YOU'VE EVER SEEN

DUDE THAT TACO IS EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN EATING A HOAGIE WHILE LISTENING TO LIL WAYNE

what do the british know about the taco?

like i said before, i recently had a very nice taco at this place called Mana Mexico. my friend, who could speak spanish, engaged in pleasant conversation with the serving staff.

forgive me for not keeping up to date with your culinary exploits.

man more beer right now wd be sweeeet

White people criticise white people for liking music by white people

This.

why not just "i'm white btw" and be done with it?

better yet:

. . . gee, i wonder if any white people read ILM.

-- pipecock, Thursday, March 6, 2008 7:21 AM

OTM C/D S/D owns this board

all the white ppl suggestions are cloyingly self conscious

'b&s spin off' is the best one

When the internet came, we overthrew the pasty white tastemakers, the duplicitous music marketers and the manufactured pop idols. And then they all came back. This is Idolator. We're so disappointed.

"but I hate the music that you love"

I hate discussion
Sometimes I don't
I hate discussion
It's got to many @#$%%W*&$$%#@...

"but I hate the music that you love"

You know, this makes ILM look like the Pitchfork-spinoff that some of the most clueless googlers tend to believe it is.

(Although the percentage of ILM'ers with a Pitchfork-like taste is probably increasing all the time)

"All hope abandon, ye who enter in."

"Elbow wrestling with Perec and Bushell"

"At 'I Love Music' we all love music. So if you love music and want to discuss music, come join us here at 'I Love Music!'"

'Where the loving of the music is done'

"All angry dudes, all the time"

"Our lives are wetter than yours"

"I would go out tonight, but I haven't got any mates"

James Brown died for our sins!

"Makes Guardian Music look like a withered washboard in Wythenshawe."

"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me until I've finished downloading this Justice mix"

"4Chan with added British Sea Power gags"

I Love Music - "it's too bad we don't."

memento mori

cmon this has to be an amazing randy quote or nothing

yeah we heard it, it's okay

i bet that room smells of sweat and vending machine snacks

― remy bean, Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:37 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

marissa marchant fanclub

"a hugely popular discussion board where music bloggers swap ideas and insults."

"rockist/hipster confluence"

"Yeah we know"

I used a line from a [nabisco] post to an old thread about duran duran

"who is david byrne?"

space age poptimist pad music

& other tunes

"The results always played out like something that stoned-out-of-their-gourds 15-year-olds would cook up"

so who deserves the honor for the chosen one?

The Bored For Yew!!!

the board that's officially not as good as it was before

"I shall celebrate in the time-honoured popkid fashion, by the making of a mixtape!"

"Where only the strongest opinions are right"

the board that's officially not as good as it was before

lol

"we liked ILM before it was cool"

"ILM was great before YOU showed up."

"here be dragons cockfarmers"

"it's your fremme neppa venetta"

It's your neck! In the form of your neck!

Fueled by poxies, but never poxy fuled.

"we liked ILM before it was cool"

^^^^^^^^^

Its amazing how truly awful you guys are at distinguishing between real and zing.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Shd just be stress.jpg really.

rolling regional thug thread 2012

What, the great penis Mick Hucknall jizzing everywhere, covering whole rows of people in ectoplasm... bouncing around the stage on his massive ballbag!?

― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 18 January 2013 01:05 (1 hour ago)

'this taylor swift album sounds like a magic unicorn that shits rainbows'

― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Friday, January 25, 2013 7:44 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Songs where the singer/protagonist comes off as a serious dick without meaning to

i'll never forget the board descrip when i first read ilx: "jeez not everything is balearic guys." i was like 16 or sth at the time and pretty bewildered by the forum. took me like a year to figure out what balearic meant :-)

they didn't have google in 2008?

sick burn

i still don't know what balearic means. google won't take me to ibiza in 1989.

i actually distinctly recall googling it, and only getting info about some islands in spain

i was a teenager trying to make heads of the byzantine ways of the message board. balearic wasn't the first thing on my list, like, "otm" was

figuring out who the pitchfork writers were lol

I have never shaken my confusion about balearic and italo disco.

fap is probably the most confusing ilx terminology from the outside

For a while I thought"otm" meant "Of the Moment" as opposed to "On the Mark".

i was told it was "On the Money."

it is lol

Hah. That makes sense too.

/mu/ for adults

"it's your fremme neppa venetta"

ilm: everything counts in large amounts, with added fancy gahan dancing

idk what that's supposed to mean, but it sounds right

"the number 1 site for rankers on the internet"

the whiney thread title that was all mayo wayo caco waco hoochy smoochy fetty wappy

This album strikes me as a real blue/white dress thing

^ has to be

Hey, COOMBES. Nice job making fun of my pain. Go fuck yourself, asshole.

the hiphop beat part is pretty good.

― billstevejim, Saturday, September 24, 2016 8:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rap is dad (it's a boy!)
Posted: 15 October 2017 at 03:38:43

I'm unable to listen to anything but Daft Punk.

I’m going to be aggravated if this turns out to be good and I buy a damn Diamonds and Pearls box set.

― Cow_Art