You're POLLfect, yes it's true... But without me you're only you (Best song on Faith No More's Angel Dust)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Midlife Crisis 8
Malpractice 6
Be Aggressive 4
Caffeine 3
A Small Victory 3
Kindergarten 2
RV 2
Jizzlober 1
Easy 1
Everything's Ruined 0
Crack Hitler 0
Smaller and Smaller 0
Midnight Cowboy 0
Land of Sunshine 0


chap, Friday, 20 March 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Easy was only on the rerelease so doesn't count in my book.

ledge, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't see too many voting for it anyway.

Boringly I might go for Midlife Crisis, but there are many tracks worthy of a click.

chap, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

was 'easy' on the original u.s. version of angel dust?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 March 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Compared to the poppy sheen of some of the songs, Malpractice and Jizzlobber are almost painful to listen to. The Glockenspiel break in the former, and the transistion to Midnight Cowboy in the latter, are like waking up from a terrible nightmare into a beautiful spring morning.

ledge, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

xp nope

ledge, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Will probly vote for Everything's Ruined, dunno if it's a boring choice or not. They did a great live version on The Word.

ledge, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost The better version of "Easy" is on the EP with the rhinos.. the mix is way better.

billstevejim, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

The organ at the end of Jizzlober is fantastic. Overall not one of my faves though - Malpractice is more disjointed and frightening.

chap, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

B! E! A-G-G! R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

Sorry I Dom-ed you, son (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

need to listen to this again before voting but Midlife Crisis is early favourite

leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Be Aggressive

ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Friday, 20 March 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope Land of Sunshine gets some love - a perfect opener and statement of new direction.

chap, Friday, 20 March 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i love this album but i have no idea what to vote for

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Caffine

DavidM, Friday, 20 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i love this album but i have no idea what to vote for

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 20, 2009 4:52 PM (4 minutes ago)

this is the exact same problem i am having

Hey that thing you like? I hate it. (jjjusten), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

part of the problem is the songs are so different from each other that it's almost like apples and oranges within the album ... like how do you compare "RV" to "crack hitler"?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 March 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I realise it's quite a fiendish challenge.

The reason I'm leaning towards Midlife Crisis is that it exemplifies their ability to take many defiantly odd elements and combine them into a seamless (and unabashedly radio-friendly) whole.

chap, Friday, 20 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean you've got the taut, one-note bassline, menacing growls going into a stadium chorus, the weird scratchy breakdown followed by the swirling orchestral middle eight, and that's not even getting started on the lyrical strangeness. It shouldn't work at all, but it comes together perfectly.

chap, Friday, 20 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

RV

billstevejim, Friday, 20 March 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Caffeine, without a doubt.
great drums and energy there..(though to be honest i didnt listen to it many many years)

Zeno, Friday, 20 March 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone who votes "easy" can fuck off plus it was not on the original version.

Yeah, it's the single, but I still love "Midlife Crisis".

Alex in NYC, Friday, 20 March 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I pray that the reformed Faith no More are going to do a Don't look Back on this.

Its one of the only albums I'd like to hear a band go back and play back to back.

Hamildan, Saturday, 21 March 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i hate you.. talkin to myself.. everybodys starin at me.. i'm only bleedin..

billstevejim, Saturday, 21 March 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 27 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

did i forget to vote? everything's ruined + 1

turnover is validating, profit is salivating (ledge), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

woulda gone for small victory

Bad, Bad Memories of a Good Time (electricsound), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

forgot to vote here as well...will give it another listen and give a retroactive approval

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Malpractice coming 2nd is a big surprise.

chap, Friday, 27 March 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, I kind of wish I'd voted for Land of Sunshine just so it didn't look so lonely down the bottom there.

chap, Friday, 27 March 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Which was the song they played on MTV when Patton kept screaming and every time the VJ tried to gain control and introduced the next video the band would just keep going back into the song?

billstevejim, Friday, 27 March 2009 06:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Dunno 'bout that scream'cident...
Was sure, somehow, that "Midlife Crisis" would win, though.

t**t, Friday, 27 March 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

missed the poll, but would have voted sunshine or lobber, for what it's worth.

m the g, Friday, 27 March 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

If I had seen this poll I probably would have voted for Everything's Ruined. From Smaller and Smaller to Kingergarten is such a great stretch of songs - really any of those could win it for me.

The Lost Boys Buff Guy Playing Sax (rockapads), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

yes

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

the slap bass in everything's ruined

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

RV reminds me of the underwater level on super mario brothers, which is cool. but then, the cheerleader chant on Be Aggressive is pretty cool too.

Poliopolice, Thursday, 3 January 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Tipped off by our own get bent -- four hours of FNM recording the album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhdPYQgukr8

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:36 (ten years ago) link

I've come across that before but haven't had the patience to sit through more than about ten minutes.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 23 January 2014 10:57 (ten years ago) link

Best alt rock album of the 90s y/n?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 2 February 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link

Well the only other contender in my mind is California.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 2 February 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link

will always groan at patton stans but man i do love 'a small victory', so fantastic it makes nu-metal sound like a great idea. those c+c touches!

balls, Sunday, 2 February 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link

I'm no Patton stan, but he has been known to absolutely fucking kill it.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 2 February 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link

FNM's 'nu metal' was shot through with cynicism and assholeness and black humour and that's why it was awesome and why nu-metal was awful bullshit.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Sunday, 2 February 2014 08:46 (ten years ago) link

I love this album, would have voted for 'Malpractice' without hesitation.

"APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APP-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE!"

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link

Everything's Ruined to me is the centre of this album, so that

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

greatest music video of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5irHyoRNcRY

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link

Still prefer The Real Thing.

bilbo bobbins (how's life), Sunday, 2 February 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

The answer's obviously Jizzlobber.

^^^posts almost terrifyingly in character

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link

I saw them tour this, supported by L7 circa Bricks Are Heavy, and God it was great. I've never found another band like them.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

was that at brixton? saw them for the first time at brixton on that tour, was in the moshpit until someone poked my contact lens out of my eye in the encore. still one of the best shows i ever saw. l7 were ace too, they played their infamous show on the tube that same week.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

No, Cambridge Corn Exchange. It's weird how 1991-94 was the only time when my tastes overlapped with Kerrang!'s: FNM, Therapy?, RATM, Nirvana. I hardly like any hard rock at all now. Can't tell if it was just my age or an unusually good time.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

I saw them headline at the Phoenix festival in 96 and I think it remains the best rock show I've ever seen.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

I saw them at Phoenix in 93 and they did an incredible version of We Care a Lot with samples from the Happy Mondays and Public Enemy. Thank God for YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbzflc_ocWc

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

Thing that sticks in my mind most is an incredible cover of Portishead's Glory Box.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link

Just found that. Yeah it's great. Such a versatile vocalist.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

It's weird how 1991-94 was the only time when my tastes overlapped with Kerrang!'s: FNM, Therapy?, RATM, Nirvana. I hardly like any hard rock at all now.

That's funny, neither does Kerrang!

Phoenix 1993 was the first festival I went to, and I'll never forget Patton gamboling about the stage like Sonic The Hedgehog. I think it was Jim Martin's last show with the band as well - certainly lots of joke at his expense on the bootleg I have.

The Glory Box cover is fantastic. They were the most consistently great live band of my youth, and I took my brother to see the reunion the year before last and they were still excellent.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2014 07:50 (ten years ago) link

Still prefer The Real Thing.

― bilbo bobbins (how's life), Sunday, February 2, 2014 8:01 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love The Real Thing (the title track is quite possibly one of my favourite ever FNM tracks), but I don't tend to listen to it so much now. Weirdly, I keep finding myself returning to King For A Day more and more.

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Thursday, 6 February 2014 10:28 (ten years ago) link

I gave my little brother most of my FNM CDs some years back, keeping the mp3s on my iPod and my vinyl of Angel Dust for nostalgic reasons. but i lost a bunch of mp3s in a hard disk SNAFU a long times back, so Angel Dust and the odd other track are all the FNM i've had in a long time. My little brother bought me the 'original albums' cheapo CD box set for Xmas and I listened to Real Thing for the first time in AGES while stripping wallpaper over new year's, and 1) what a great album, 2) Angel Dust is still much further up my strasse, and 3) the studio tracks on the You Fat Bastard live album kick some major ass.

King For A Day is the really coked up and nasty album, isn't it? Cuckoo For Caca and Ugly In The Morning are seriously screwed up jams.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2014 10:31 (ten years ago) link

I interviewed Bill Gould a year or so ago for a MOJO piece on Pussy Riot, and it was ther first time in ages where I was all like, 'Soooooo, you know your band like entirely made my teen years a fucking thrill, right?'

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2014 10:32 (ten years ago) link

King For A Day is the really coked up and nasty album, isn't it? Cuckoo For Caca and Ugly In The Morning are seriously screwed up jams.

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, February 6, 2014 10:31 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I loved those mangled vocals on 'Cuckoo For Caca'... and King For A Day has 'Ricochet' on it too, which is an all-time FNM track for me.

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Thursday, 6 February 2014 10:36 (ten years ago) link

Small Victory should have rated much higher.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 February 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

"Land of Sunshine" for me probably, though "Everything's Ruined" and "Caffeine" in close proximity.

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

and maybe "Kindergarten"

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link

Everything's Ruined is such a well-written song.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 April 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link

I love this whole album, in all honesty.

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

seven years pass...

yes, mm-hmm, now for the next question

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 March 2022 01:57 (two years ago) link

Here's "Jizzlobber" from the Philly show I saw in 1992 that ended with the crowd storming the sage and many walking off with some of the band's equipment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04iSm1j8D4E

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 March 2022 02:17 (two years ago) link

The best show of the tonnes of times I saw them (also, Jim Martin's final show)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhVxbo88VEw

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Saturday, 12 March 2022 08:50 (two years ago) link

I saw them headline Phoenix two years later, sans Jim, and they were phenomenal then also.

chap, Saturday, 12 March 2022 12:06 (two years ago) link

Great sound on that bootleg!

chap, Saturday, 12 March 2022 12:07 (two years ago) link

I think it's off a radio broadcasr or something - have had it on bootleg CD for the longest time, it's an amazing performance.

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Sunday, 13 March 2022 13:38 (two years ago) link

Nice to hear Patton sing Falling to Pieces in his 'normal' voice.

chap, Sunday, 13 March 2022 15:21 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

came out 30 years ago today

maybe one of the most important albums in my life

na (NA), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link

the soundtrack to my first year of college, when I was severely depressed and (for the only time in my life) briefly suicidal.

I still never get tired of it.

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

Love this record. How is Patton doing? Didn't he cancel a bunch of dates last summer for mental health reasons?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

"Small Victory" is so fuckin' good.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 July 2023 21:32 (eight months ago) link

for someone who whined about it not being metal enough, there's a lot of crunchy metal riffing all over the album.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:36 (eight months ago) link

(Jim Martin that is)

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:36 (eight months ago) link

"Malpractice" is one of the best nightmares ever recorded

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:47 (eight months ago) link


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