John Petrucci brings you...ROCK DISCIPLINE (a picture thread if the pictures can fit)

Dude, Wolf Marshall blows Doug Marks out of the water... he's got PERFECT PITCH!

btw, people may not realize that these DVDs average at around $50 a pop.

SLAPPIN N' POPPIN' WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS FROM 1988.

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http://www.dance-grooves-video.com/images/video_front.jpg

once in a while they rope a respentable musician into doing these things (I'm getting this too):
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000062VXE.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.rockhousemethod.com/images/prod_girls.gif

TELL ME HOW CAN I PLAY GUITAR LIKE A GIRL AND NOT BE OBJECTIFIED AS IF I WAS A GIRL etc etc

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001XALV4.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

(how much more would he rule if his next CD was actually called that, I ask you!)

I used to buy cheap drum vids from the sale bin at this one music store in high school, like Bobby Rock and Nick McBrain (which is intentionally HILARIOUS, I highly recommend it).

Now everytime at practice, I gently remind my drummer to balance the tip of his drumstick to the middle of the snare. Let it drop and bounce, drop and bounce.

A Robert Fripp guitar instructional video would r0x0r. Mr Fripp would undoubtedly fix the viewer w/a steely, studious glare, and regale him/her about the history of EG records, mixed in with factual corrections of his critics for 2 1/2 hrs. perhaps he will show you how to play a bit of "21st Century Schizoid man", or, perhaps he will spit on your foot, who knows?

http://www.united-mutations.com/v/tg_shred2007.jpg

Am I right in thinking Italian-Americans are disproportionately represented in the field of ROCK DISCIPLINE?

They found a need and took it over.

At what point does fret-melting become face-melting?

haha unless I'm terribly mistaken, p3trucc1 is playing in branca's symphony 13 for 100 guitars today in st. louis. He was in rehearsals this week. Super nice guy. Nice 6-string bass. And his hair is a lot shorter now lulz.

6-string bass dude is John Patitucci, not John Petrucci. One dude made famous by Chick Corea, the other by Dream Theatre.

Rocco Prestia's video is another one in the "doesn't suck" category.

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Never mind

/emily latella

w0lf m@rsh@ll looks like he's cleaned up a little:

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/graphics/articles/guitarcom/wolf_marshall_header.jpg

I wonder if Robert Fripp would ever lower himself to making one of these. I can imagine how it'd go too. He'd be all stern and professorial.

Guitar Craft (GC) is a series of guitar and personal development classes, founded and often presented by Robert Fripp, who is best known for his work with King Crimson. The Introduction to Guitar Craft (2004) describes GC as three things:

* A way to develop a relationship with the guitar;
* A way to develop a relationship with music;
* A way to develop a relationship with oneself.

In the wider guitarist community, GC is best known for having introduced the New Standard Tuning, Fripp's term for the guitar tuning that came to him in 1983 (C, G, D, A , E, G low to high), and that he had personally switched over to by 1984. In GC itself the tuning is only one tool used towards a wider aim of re-directing the student's guitar playing from scratch.

New Guitar Craft students are not expected to have any guitar experience at all, and it has been suggested, by Fripp and students, that previous experience can sometimes work against the course objectives, because of the expectations it places on the course and on music in general.

Some course activities have little or nothing to do with the guitar, such as relaxation techniques, house and kitchen work, Tai Chi Chuan and the Alexander Technique.

Hey awesome!

I have to contribute to this thread...I will attempt to dupe the success of the Petrucci/Gambale/King reviews with my review of this:

http://www.midi-classics.com/i/p21522.jpg

And then will move on to some of the other stuff I have. This one is the one that will undoubtedly provide more fodder for mockery and derision, but I think I actually remember it being alright as to content.

Hahaha, nice. Can't wait.

I think my favorite thing from Aaron's Petrucci review:

He makes like Steve Vai at the end of Crossroads for a few minutes, then plays some shit slow for a while, finally showing us again how fast A REAL ASSHOLE LIKE HIM can play it!

Heh heh

We await these reviews.

Someone explain to me Dream Theater's enduring popularity in ... Italy!

italy has some nutty rock fans. no detached irony in the culture whatsoever.

i remember the mojo article on van der graaf generator and it was like crazy beatlemania with them in italy : )

what a weird place!

surprised this hasn't been mentioned:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYeXkYcgs

You know, this was kinda on the wrong board to start with so let me move it here...

Was it not on ILM? I just did a search for John Petrucci and this seemed like a good thread to toss that video in.

ILE for whatever reason. Anyway it's in its spiritual home now.

Thanks Ned. :-)

Jeff Baxter American Guitar Technique w/Japanese sub-titles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVawcjJ27vk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Keyboard_Breaks:_Live_in_Chicago

1. "Universal Mind (When the Keyboard Broke)" 2:20
2. "The Chicago Blues & Noodle Factory" 7:03
3. "Fade Away or Keep Going?" 5:03
4. "The Haunted Keyboard" 9:34
5. "Close Encounters of the Liquid Kind" 15:13
6. "Ten Minute Warning" 5:55
7. "That 'Ol Broken Down Keyboard Blues" 6:34
8. "Liquid Anthrax" 4:55
9. "That's All Folks!" 2:12

Poll.

I like how it just randomly mentions Charlie Benante there in the summary.

oh hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc3i9GdVLsI

oh oh levin alert!!

cool legato phrases, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40sTyyGLd4

alan holdworth talks and performs with the mighty SYNTHAXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aAYfZdkCA8&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GtbBmNEEWg&feature=related

oh wow, hour long documentary about dream theater auditioning drummers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L609JsPFmmI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRQJgZVxRX0

i fucking WANT that shirt gambale's wearing in the "modes: no more mystery" pic up top. '80s geometric abstraction/bauhaus revivalism FTW.

coffee shop near my office has a chalkboard where they ask questions, today's was "celebrity living or dead you'd like to have dinner with." right up at the top someone wrote

JOHN PETRUCCI

this is on youtube

might as well post this here, mike portnoy talks drum chops. epic hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4luPP6t9c

http://i.imgur.com/Aj68pPv.jpg

Any new examples of such madness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uwyHPa6RB0

I should have known.

you're welcome

I'm honestly surprised his shows aren't just him talking the whole time.

ned i don't know if you saw this but it's amusing tone attorney content

Carr Mercury - Holy Grail of Tone - 800 (Lino Lakes)

Oh dear.