how's that grab ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3pVTdOd7I
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i heard this stuff when i was in college. and then i moved to longmont.
― tylerw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
... I don't think you've got it figured out yet, pardner. how'd ya like a spider aimed at your heeeaaaaad
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
how'd you like my fist on your lip
― tylerw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW5i225OGTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nefgKi1OgQo
― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Thursday, 9 September 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
so good:http://www.longmontpotioncastle.com/media/phonefun/lpc_2.mp3
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
triple double check
My girlfriend sewed me an LPC shirt. I cherish it.
― CharlieS, Friday, 10 September 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Nobody ordered any millipedes.
― rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i knew it was you..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu9tinqHWHE
― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xUB8BCfYGk
― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't want to beat up no children
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― rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link
i am too old to do things right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc
bout to release some WILD animals...in your diRECtion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czXy7uBGsUY
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
bengals are gonna be relased...owls are gonna be hootin all over the place
wait i said direction
but it's way funnier than that:
"towards ya!"
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I voted for his latest on my Pazz & Jop ballot last year. Nobody batted an eye.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
my name on ilx was 'towelette pettatucci' for a short amt of time
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i heard a rumour LBC has done live shows? anyone experienced that?
super funny shit.
― akaky akakievich, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
lol how many ilx names are longmont
― fennel cartwright, Thursday, 30 September 2010 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I read a review that said there are some calls to celebrities on your releases. Did I miss those? Who are they?I don't know how to answer that. They're unlisted on there, and I'm unlisted on there, you know? But just for your information, GG Allin and Sidney Portier both make an appearance. GG is the one who is "sitting here drinking Beam," and Sidney is the one who insists that "no one in this house ordered any millipedes."
I don't know how to answer that. They're unlisted on there, and I'm unlisted on there, you know? But just for your information, GG Allin and Sidney Portier both make an appearance. GG is the one who is "sitting here drinking Beam," and Sidney is the one who insists that "no one in this house ordered any millipedes."
http://markprindle.com/longmont-i.htm
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit, eddie money!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtos2rYOy1s&feature=related
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Every couple of months I scan eBay in the hopes of coming across the 6 disc box set he put out, but I never see it on there. ...Anyone got a lead on a copy?
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link
If I ever wonder if the ilxor experience has been worth it, I'll just remember that I discovered LPC here.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
double double check double triple flip check
― 50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i was in touch w/ him years back, wish i still had those emails. he did tell me that the orange julius calls were not done by a little girl as i'd thought but by his then gf's son. still have a vhs copy of the lpc home video around, its pretty strange.
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
you should make that digital somehow and share it with me
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
or else what you're proposing is a complete Darwinian society
I don't accept your rhetoric.
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
its part of the box set
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longbox_Option_Package
The DVD contains the videos Live From Longmont Potion Castle, Return to Longmont Potion Castle as well as several other clips.
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link
three months dude... four months dude
I have the VHS. It's weird.
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
revel in the excitement of tandy
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fV2soHJ88
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd like something with a WHOLE lot of flavor....
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xIrkTVTQ1s
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
volume 8 is out
― am0n, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks for the heads up! Brushotti!
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought about this dude today while I was hauling a some rope up to Limon.
(To: Dan Limon c/o Lloyd Wabbit)
― big ed girlie (Pillbox), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
i've got coaxial flutter on my unit.. it's the perpendicular crosstalk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKAswwoc7Q
― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXLpx6oSL8
― gr8080, Monday, 25 April 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I said many years ago, I said to my son "You must learn from the ways of Masayuki Akamatsu"http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/echochops/id296803692?mt=8
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=DwiArHaxuG8
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwiArHaxuG8
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
Also known as Virtual Balboa, Brock Winthrop, Bart Hacker, Wyatt, Prick Baxter, Tommy Vee, Red Brown, Fennel Cartwright, Frickey Weaver, Cooter, Bernard Fuddle, Dirk Funk, Reuben Norman, Curtis Nayla, Gomez, Levi Goulet, Buddy Gripple, Grover Knox, Desmond Sanford, Holmes, Reginald Maplethorp, Dudley, Gianini, Nuno Gloop, Tanyo Lubbock, Luke, Kermit Neville, Nipper, The Polish Stallion, Lars, Don Savage, Rusty Savage, Sissy, Wallace Thrasher aka Stretchy, Dr. Slap, Bonecrusher Smith, Bo "Bobo" Tucci, Nigel Zacket, Spicy Legato, Dusty Staccato, Lloyd Wabbit, Raul, Herbert Prick, Axel Rod, Jacques, Mr. Freebus, Monroe, Kirby, Cecil Conklin, Bernie at UPS, Freddie, Hubbard, Remmington, Luther Manhole, Jackson, Monty, Benedict, Bri-Bri, Ray-Ray, Sylvester, Malcolm, Spencer, Kiplet, Swanson, Salzar, Elmo Slaughter from the Cave of the Winds, Rasmussen Yassin, Starchild, Luther Manwhole, François (from Lip Smackers)
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
unusual details in wikipedia articles
triple flip check
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO8Gx-1QSs&feature=player_embedded#!
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO8Gx-1QSs
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
nannette nunanacci
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
ps - chaki had longmont potion castle on his radio show last night. he prank calls alex trebek!
― homosexual II, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
OMG!
― diamonddave85, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
I want to throw it out there again that if anybody ever comes across the box set Longmont put out, I want to buy that thing!
― Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
I NEED A BROOM
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link
My friend swore he got a call from him today — !
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 03:35 (five years ago) link
maybe it was Bill Murray?
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Thursday, 3 January 2019 05:40 (five years ago) link
Caller identified himself as “roger”, a neighbor; encouraged my friend to clean up garbage amid whooshing and echoing sounds
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link
Sounds about right
― flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 02:26 (five years ago) link
the documentary is screening here in may, psyched
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
For those already not in the know he’s doing text pranks on the insta account “uneasy sleeper.” Learn about puffios.
― Deverly (Bangelo), Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link
The uneasy sleeper stuff is great but I thought it was a producer of the film (David Hall) and not Longmont himself.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/longmont-potion-castle-the-official-film#/
― gman59, Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link
Ahhh that makes more sense thanks
― Deverly (Bangelo), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link
this makes me cry laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJDRZP6bVY
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 12 April 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link
trip triple check
― billstevejim, Friday, 12 April 2019 05:02 (four years ago) link
you're gonna be talkin' to my foot after i fix it in your cheek
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 05:34 (four years ago) link
So has anyone seen the documentary yet? Is it mostly admirers speaking of their admiration, or is there more to it?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link
The trailer didnt make it seem like it had much going for it, tbh
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^ This is fucking hysterical
― One Eye Open, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
a friend of mine went to the premiere in NYC. said the doc is good not great, the first half apparently is mostly talking head interviews with random bands being like "i love his shit" and then the second half they meet up with LPC and he shows them around Denver, points out places he calls frequently.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
This is the tortilla herder.
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:55 (four years ago) link
I could come down and play you a Whole Lotta Love but it's gonna sound like a Whole Lotta Nothin' because this thing is fouled up
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
What the hell's an antelope wad?
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
can you make some wasp jerky for me
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumfSC80QOE
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
The little moments when he's talking or making noises to himself before the other person picks up always get me
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
"Hi, this is Jebediah with Motor-Rooter"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 August 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
lol i love the bit taken from the live appearance
― Vape Store (crüt), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:05 (four years ago) link
its not really funny per se but "Peacock" is one of my favorite Longmont bits, must've taken forever to put that all together
― frogbs, Monday, 26 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
Yeah agreed, a real high point for him, truly inspired
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 26 August 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
LPC "Official Longbox Discography" Complete Box Set out now! 40 CDs + 1 DVD + Liner Notes Book + Poster + 5 Pins. Very limited! https://t.co/XBUVv9SUXP pic.twitter.com/f8Mep565pJ— LongmontPotionCastle (@LongmontPotion) November 1, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
pretty interesting!https://www.thedoe.com/articles/the-first-longmont-potion-castle-album
― tylerw, Monday, 20 January 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
that's amazing
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
Yeah wow what a story
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
apparently he's answering Qs on twitter:
Fans! Have a burning question for @LongmontPotion? Leave one below and the man, himself, just may answer it. 👇#longmontpotioncastle— The Doe (@wearethedoe) January 20, 2020
― tylerw, Monday, 20 January 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link
That story is wild.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 08:08 (four years ago) link
new one tomorrow
― frogbs, Sunday, 9 February 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
can't believe this went unreleased. i'm fuckin dying here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr49txvlke4
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link
yes, just what i needed
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link
that is the best
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link
What's the frickin subtotal up there, cap?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link
I got no total
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
omg that sampled laughter
the longmont "... or?" has infiltrated my own speech
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link
10 pounds of soda
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNa8jy9jZ5k
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
Always found the Alex Trebek calls heartwarming - Trebek is so nice and seemed like he actually secretly got a kick out of it, genuinely curious and interested to talk to random people from around the country, even if he's kind of acting annoyed. Like this one where when the phone rings again he immediately goes "lets wait and see who picks up".
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
yeah is it weird when the news came one of my first thoughts was "LPC lost his only friend"
― frogbs, Monday, 9 November 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
My name is Whip. I was recently on a frigate.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 12 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
apparently the new one has a ton of alex trebek
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 12 March 2021 17:21 (three years ago) link
yeah im halfway through and theres already much alex content
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 12 March 2021 17:53 (three years ago) link
admittedly when he died one of my first thoughts was sympathy for LPC cuz he must've considered him a friend at this point
― frogbs, Friday, 12 March 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link
Kind of a tense moment on the new one where what sounds like a 7 year old picks up, and I'm praying he doesnt fuck with a little kid and freak him out and make him upset. But LPC seamlessly modulates his routine and the kid immediately gets into the spirit and starts having a blast yelling into the phone and answering silly questions and it ends up being very adorable.
"Wwwhat is yourrr opinnnnion of rubberbandsss?""I love rubberbands!""Do you like to feeeed squirrels?""HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE TO FEED SQUIRRELS? BECAUSE I NAMED A SQUIRREL AND I FEED HIM! SO YES I LIKE TO FEED SQUIRRELS!"
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 24 January 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link
Haven't done comparative study, but good screamin' over guitarr: https://deertick.bandcamp.com/track/divine-providence-feat-longmont-potion-castle
― dow, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 22:09 (eleven months ago) link
Longmont used to be a cow town, now it's practically a suburb of Boulder.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 22:36 (eleven months ago) link
started listening to the last few I missed, he's just as funny as ever though oftentimes a little more conceptual, for better or worse
the moment OEO mentions above is cute - I was a bit nervous about it as well but it's actually pretty cool, because for once he found someone who's taking him seriously, it's a really fun conversation
but the ones I really like are "Gentlemen's Quarters" and "Skipper's Housewarming" on 18, because he manages to make both ladies laugh uncontrollably which I think catches him off guard and causes him to break character a bit. one of them even offers to come over, and *not* because she wants to kick his ass! I don't think that's ever happened on an LPC album before
― frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:40 (four months ago) link