Let's have a thread for Rihanna's LOUD

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i dont like all Future songs or something. But I think the rihanna track ranks w/ his best of the year certainly.

D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

the best thing about "numb" is that it barely even feels like a song

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

it's like a really good random soundcloud production

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

subtweets

@jawnita
Reviewing the artist vs. reviewing the album = go to therapy my dudes!

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yes.

dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

retweeted by edward droste

jesus only 2 months in nyc & i already know who that is

D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

jk, in case whiney was going to call me out on hipster faux naif-ness

D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

RT and fav by edward droste AND fav by grizzly bear account *strokes chin*

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

can we create an indie maginot line & figure out who's on what side

D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

How can you avoid reviewing the artist when the artist's album is frequently about the artist? Or when one consensus highlight is a duet with the dude who beat up the artist?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

Well there's no escaping the artist. But you could at least try to say something interesting or perceptive about her, you know? You'd probably get by on that.

And the Numb-Power It Up-Loveeeeeeee-Jump stretch is pretty great imo. (Yes, I like Jump now.) Right Now is testicle cancer though.

dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah yknow i agree with jawnita, reviewing this on the musical face of it appears idiocy but then creatively it quickly transpires itself as the only option and an unlikely moral victory against music industry machination filth

soemone point me towards her masterpiece review when it arrives

r|t|c, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

future/coriander is a gr8 analogy btw

r|t|c, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

Also I don't think Get It Over With is 'awful' at all unless you reduce it to 'beat me up, please' - which is a pretty drastic critical move. If we're gonna read it as being about CB we should at the very least observe that it completely rearranges the weather metaphor from Umbrella, which I always (belatedly) thought was about them.

dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

they didn't start dating until after "Umbrella" though

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

soemone point me towards her masterpiece review when it arrives

― r|t|c, Monday, November 26, 2012 3:07 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's not going to make a masterpiece operating on an 8-month cycle

childish bambino (rennavate), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

they didn't start dating until after "Umbrella" though

― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not officially, but they met beforehand and he was on the remix: it was the first time they were on a song together.

dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

and the-dream said he wrote the song about his mother. and...nevermind i give up

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

Was talking about this on twitter last night, and someone pointed out how hilarious someone taking this kind of rockist line on Future is when he's all about pure emotion over sounding pretty and how "blues" he is.

Also "Loveeeeeee Song" is one of the best songs this year. Thug luv duets 4 life.

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

xpost
...and The-Dream tried to sell it first to Britney and then it was going to Mary - but Rihanna heard it and wanted it and got Def Jam to put the pressure on. It's not about what the song is REALLY about. It's about what it means to her.

Also, yes. Loveeeeeee Song. So great.

dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah loveeeeeeee song (also i love the title, form reflecting content here) is one of the highlights for sure

childish bambino (rennavate), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Reviewing the music and the context isn't either/or, I guess you have to get the balance right which is what I tried to do? It would be weird to lean too heavily in either direction.

Really not down with just shrugging about Nobody's Business and acting like everything's OK but equally the professionally outraged don't come out well either.

Strictly musically it has its moments but as an album is patchy at best, it's not some kind of masterpiece that overrides its context. Future as dog being sick makes total sense, can't deal with dude after having to sit through Pluto more than once

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

Pluto is top 5 albums this year, fuiud.

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

Future as dog being sick makes total sense, can't deal with dude after having to sit through Pluto more than once

― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Monday, November 26, 2012 4:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've mentioned

D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

please tell us how you really feel about future, lex

childish bambino (rennavate), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

he cant get through the album its so difficult because he sounds like a sick dog

D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

lolololololooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

L-O-V-E-E-E AND AFFECTION

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

Is there some other thread where people are talking about Pink, IMO the superior confessional top 40 act?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

no

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Huh. Well, Pink is the superior confessional top 40 act, and I bet she can beat up Chris Brown.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

there is this thread, i guess: U + Ur POLL: P!nk's Greatest Hits...So Far!!!

some dude, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

my bf just pointed me in the direction of Numb and i agree with Jordan that it is next level for sure

surm, Sunday, 2 December 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

You saw me on a television
Setting fire to all the buildings
Yeah I guess you saw me stealing
But you've no idea what I've been needing

erm does "half of me" (written by emeli sandé) start off being about...the london riots? and then segues into celebrity gilded cage stuff without batting an eyelid? what a curious* song

*cack-handed

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

album is kinda hot

flopson, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, glad some people like "numb." couple friends of mine were complaining about it being one of the lowlights of the album

one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 8 December 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

some real weird grim vibes there minus the kinda shitty em verse

one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 8 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i think i am the only person whose favourite song on this, by a very long waym is "phresh out the runway" :/

lex pretend, Friday, 4 January 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

kind of bummed that "Pour It Up" is pulling ahead of "Loveeeeeee Song" on urban radio

some dude, Friday, 4 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

the victoria secret show performance of 'phresh out the runway' was really awesome

Jacques_Lamure, Friday, 4 January 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

"phresh out the runway" is dope but "numb" is the real banger off this. i like "pour it up" more than "loveeeeee song"

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

numn when that man comes in on the chorus

chills

surm, Friday, 4 January 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Stay video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8BRvqGCNs

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

Mykki Ekko confuses me. Why is some completely random unknown moany white boy on a big Rihanna single?

Terrible song with or without him though

lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah who is this guy?

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

He co-wrote/-produced it, I guess? I don't really have any problem with the song, seems like a weird choice for a single tho.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

So weird, right? Songwriters singing and producing their own songs...ON A RIHANNA ALBUM?!! GTFO!

Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

i think i like stay a lot, seems like a weird song to call terrible but i have to listen again i've only heard it like once

surm, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

xp Terius should've been her duet partner (not really, but anyone other than Chris) on "Nobody's Business" at any rate.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link


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