▼Arbre Mort▼ aka Willow Smith

when was the last time will smith was in a good movie btw? does 'i am legend' count as "good"?

he has never been in a good movie

well aware of their ages, but anything that reminds me of donald glover in any way brings me into rage mode

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA he has been in SEVERAL

family's collective output has been complete garbage since hmm let's see when did Menace II Society come out, 1993?

none of them are in menace II society IIRC

Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)

^^^all vv good.

'ali' has its moments, but jada was in the much better mann movie ('collateral'.)

oh, jada. well that's pre smithification.

will alone has enemy of the state, independence day, ali, the first bad boys is disposable action fun (the second is something kind of vulgar tho)

jada was great in kill bill

that's Vivica Fox!

wtf that was Vivica Fox? nvm

will always great I missed the opportunity punch Will Smith in the face for fucking up my neighborhood during the Pursuit of Happyness shoot

great = regret

lol

Will Smith would prbly hold you by the head at arms length

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1385926/Will-Smith-takes-New-York-block-2m-trailer-Men-In-Black-3-set.html

haters gonna hate

yeah cut the kid some slack, you shouldn't be able to outdo Childish Gambino until 17 anyway

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, November 19, 2014 1:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this interview is more entertaining than all of childish gambino's music combined

damn this one time i went to see SEVEN POUNDS and it was so damn boring. you ever get that thing when you are tired and your feet are really hot and you want to dunk them in cold water? my feet were burning up during SEVEN POUNDS and i had to take off my shoes and socks in the movie theatre

These kids are more or less on the reactionary/new age tip that lots of my friends were when they were in their 20s. Are they into Alejandro Jodorowsky yet?

I can't imagine reading "The Holographic Universe" at 10 that would have blown my mind into a million pieces.

haha I do not think Jodo would tell them the things they would expect to hear...

xp

i don't think they've read half of the things they say they've read, unless "ancient texts" means scientology shit.

goo goo g'joob

& yeah, someone like kanye could draw legit artistic inspiration from jodorowsky, hence the yeezus tour staging - i don't think it'd compute with these dipsticks

Yeah Kanye would never superficially engage with something

"Dipsticks"

Glad ilx is coming down on these adolescents working through a process of identity construction.

omg do you think they heard us

i thought they were sleeping

Well they certainly should be

well, we've practiced on you xxxp

the cutest part of the thread was shakes somehow thinking he wouldn't get his ass handed to him by will smith in a fight (and i say that as someone who would get his ass handed to him by will smith in a fight)

I think he was just gonna punch him and then run away

i don't know, shakey might have a shot at the title

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2920256/will-smith-punch-o.gif

A couple Shakey guys that were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

will smith literally carries a gym around with him, i would not fuck with that guy

A GYM WITH MARBLE FLOORS

you all, this is really all about ethics in hypothetical never going to happen fights with washed/half-crazy scientologist movie stars journalism, it's v serious

(but yeah fucking with him does seem like a really bad idea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cBRfjcY9SQ

lolll

http://imgur.com/gallery/NGMYq

lol

yea tht was pretty good

amazing

"hey baby, you're a sack of potatoes, we could grow eyes for later" is a pretty hilarious lyric, willow

https://twitter.com/officialjaden/status/547555082238038016

weird he hasn't posted any demands to go along with that threat

I love Hollywood kids. Cf. the Willis children. I can smell the jealousy some people have. Being jealous of black kids = progress.

great post

Being jealous of black kids is a tidy summation of the last 30-odd years of popular culture iirc

i think the reaction to these kids is more adorbz/goth teens are goofy/etc