TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWERI WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER
AMANDA
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIMTHEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOLCALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANKTHEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
This thread is still a fucking classic.
― Welcome To (Turrican), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLSAND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWNDOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:29 (nine years ago) link
IM DREAMINGOF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link
I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHTWHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPINGYOUR CHERRY'S RIPE FOR POPPING
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:42 (nine years ago) link
UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICKDOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH OLD SAINT DICK
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:47 (nine years ago) link
OH YOU HO THE MISTLETOE HUNG WHERE I CAN SEESOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU, KISS HER ONCE FOR ME
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:54 (nine years ago) link
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENSYOUR MOM'S JUST TAKEN OFF HER JEANS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 08:45 (nine years ago) link
HE WILL TURN YOU FIFTY SHADESWHILE YOU'RE MOWING ALL HIS BLADES
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link
VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CORPORATE CONSTRUCTJUST LIKE COCA-COLA INVENTED SANTA CLAUS
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link
I'M GONNA MAKE A V-DAY MEALI CAN HAWK LIKE RON POPEIL
SOME TILAPIA AND SPINACHTHEN WE'LL VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH
IT WILL TICKLE YOUR MEDULLATILL YOUR NAME'S HANNA SCHYGULLA
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
I WANNA CELEBRATE V DAYWITH YOU AND YOUR V JAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICKAND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link
WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTIONI WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIEIT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSIBUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link
OH, THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYEDSONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:46 (eight years ago) link
IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACKI STILL GOT THE BIGGEST SAC
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:47 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA SQUEEZE ME MACARONISLOP YOUR FACE WITH MY BALONEY
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link
NORSEMEN DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINTFLUSH HARD, IT'S A LONG WAY TO ATHENS
― meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEARTTHIS CHRISTMAS I'LL MAKE YOU SHART
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link
ugh i get so happy when this thread is bumped
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
I GET SO HAPPY WHEN THIS THREAD GETS A BUMPALMOST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I PUMP YOUR RUMP
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link
MAMA KISS THIS SANTA CLAUSWHILE I UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
SANTAS RIDING ON HIS SLEIGHILL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link
I GOT A SHINY NOSELEMME SHOW YOU WHERE IT GOES
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZEDSUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIESAMANDA
wanted to do a burger one and it's already been done
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA EAT YOUR LACY THONGWHILE YOU NAVIGATE MY DONGAMANDA?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
inspired by maura's tweet https://twitter.com/maura/status/680920904856125440
WE'RE GONNA FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIESAND JOIN THE CLUB OF MILE HIGH
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
DOMO ARIGATOMR. ROBOT
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link
DAMN PHONE
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
lol
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
heee
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLLWHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLEAMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEADAND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"AMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link
HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRETSARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETTAMANDA(LORIAN)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLINGTHAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link
I literally held back from typing that one out c. grisso
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link
I had like three of 'em before settling on that one.
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
― maura, Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
Lol I'm at Moe's and this just came on the muzak
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link
PUT THE GUAC ON THE SIDESO I CAN SMEAR IT ON YOUR HIDE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:07 (eight years ago) link
listening nowit's kinda crazy they came back 10 years after the debut and had another huge hit with almost no concessions to the 80s (some gated drums aside), but these are all songs that could have fit on the first two albums
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
I LOVE PLANESSENSUAL AIRCRAFT
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:13 (seven years ago) link
lmao
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link