HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICKAND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK
AMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link
WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTIONI WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIEIT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSIBUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link
OH, THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYEDSONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:46 (eight years ago) link
IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACKI STILL GOT THE BIGGEST SAC
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:47 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA SQUEEZE ME MACARONISLOP YOUR FACE WITH MY BALONEY
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link
NORSEMEN DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINTFLUSH HARD, IT'S A LONG WAY TO ATHENS
― meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEARTTHIS CHRISTMAS I'LL MAKE YOU SHART
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link
ugh i get so happy when this thread is bumped
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
I GET SO HAPPY WHEN THIS THREAD GETS A BUMPALMOST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I PUMP YOUR RUMP
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link
MAMA KISS THIS SANTA CLAUSWHILE I UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
SANTAS RIDING ON HIS SLEIGHILL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link
I GOT A SHINY NOSELEMME SHOW YOU WHERE IT GOES
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZEDSUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIESAMANDA
wanted to do a burger one and it's already been done
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA EAT YOUR LACY THONGWHILE YOU NAVIGATE MY DONGAMANDA?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
inspired by maura's tweet https://twitter.com/maura/status/680920904856125440
WE'RE GONNA FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIESAND JOIN THE CLUB OF MILE HIGH
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
DOMO ARIGATOMR. ROBOT
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link
DAMN PHONE
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
lol
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
heee
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLLWHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLEAMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEADAND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"AMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link
HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRETSARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETTAMANDA(LORIAN)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLINGTHAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link
I literally held back from typing that one out c. grisso
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link
I had like three of 'em before settling on that one.
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
― maura, Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
Lol I'm at Moe's and this just came on the muzak
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link
PUT THE GUAC ON THE SIDESO I CAN SMEAR IT ON YOUR HIDE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:07 (eight years ago) link
listening nowit's kinda crazy they came back 10 years after the debut and had another huge hit with almost no concessions to the 80s (some gated drums aside), but these are all songs that could have fit on the first two albums
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
I LOVE PLANESSENSUAL AIRCRAFT
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:13 (seven years ago) link
lmao
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link
jesus fucking christ i love this thread
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link
HELTER SKELTER PINK STRAWBERRYLETS KILL YOUR PARENTS SO WE CAN MARRYAMANDA
― earlnash, Friday, 10 March 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HAI WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 05:51 (seven years ago) link
I DO MY MAKEUP IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S CARWE ORDER DIFFERENT DRINKS AT THE SAME BARS
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 06:11 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA BUY SOME FAMOUS BOWLSAND GARGLE DOWN YOUR BOOTY HOLES
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 06:36 (seven years ago) link
THAT'S WHY I'M EASYI'M EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Friday, 10 March 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link
OVERHEARD OVER A DINNER OF CREPESBABY DOES THAT CARPET MATCH THEM DRAPES
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:33 (seven years ago) link
I'M NOT AWARE OF TOO MANY THINGSI KNOW WHAT I KNOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA READ YOUR BEATLES PIECEAS I SCRATCH MY BACKSIDE CREASE
― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link
I WANNA PROTEST THIS SONGTHIS THREAD IS SO WRONG
― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
DESPACI-TO
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link
god help me, i have "cool the engines" stuck in my head and i may not survive the night
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
try to stay on-topic pls
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
Haha!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link
COOL YOUR ENGINES SAID SHEAS WE AWAIT THE TAPE OF PEE
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 August 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link
IF GAWKER STILL EXISTEDHIS PEE TAPE WOULD BE LISTED
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 24 August 2017 04:41 (six years ago) link
UNCOOL
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link