― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:48 (twenty years ago) link
― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:06 (twenty years ago) link
been feelin this way all week actually
― Blimey G. Blamegarten (unregistered), Friday, 20 February 2009 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i hate tall men with large cocks
― я рилли (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
tiny cooch?
― tall man admin, Saturday, 21 February 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh please. Tall men are great.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, 21 February 2009 05:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Why do girls hate tall men with large cocks?
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Thursday, November 20, 2003 9:05 PM (5 years ago)
thanx
― я рилли (harbl), Saturday, 21 February 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i love tall men with large clocks.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
i have an oversized watch would that plz u??
― tall man admin, Saturday, 21 February 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
does it have a calculator?
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i love tall men with large glocks
― я рилли (harbl), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't like guns.
tall man admin, can you answer my question? i could be interested, but there is nothing i hate more than a nice, good looking clock that is calculating. it makes me very anxious.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
unless you mean "glocks"http://slosymphony.com/Library/images/symphony_kids/etudesinstruments/47glockenspiel.jpg
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
a tall man who knows his way around the keys is something to be intrigued by for sure.
tall men in large smockshttp://restaurantuniforms.com/1smock.jpg
― я рилли (harbl), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
don't you think that's a bit feminine? ew.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
i like guns i think they are cool
― я рилли (harbl), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
User has been successfully banned for 6 days.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i'll take it back, but after time out. guns are not ok.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
unless you meant big guns, as in the song of ilx poster cutty's former band h0ly h4il.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
but back to tall men with large clocks. mmmm.
hi
― ciderpress, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
hello.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5721/989606317bd7e625fb1.jpg
the cane elevates this to A++ territory, surely
― Blimey G. Blamegarten (unregistered), Saturday, 21 February 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
100% absolutely.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
unregistered is that you? you don't look very tall and your world does not look small wtf
― я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
i think the large clock affects your perception of tall.
unregistered, you look v v familiar.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Not meee! It's some random flickr dude who answers to the search terms "clock tourist." If Clock Tourist feels dwarfed or humbled by the size of the clock, then he doesn't show it. He exudes a quite confidence -- "I am tall, I have toured bigger clocks than this, everything is relative." When he gets home, he'll feel taller and prouder for marking off one more clock on his checklist, the way some guys feel more manly after notching their bedposts.
Is he familiar because he looks a bit like a gentler, turn-of-the-millennium Henry Rollins?
― blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
he really does look familiar to me too but i think there are millions of guys who look like him. i wonder why he's using a cane though, at his age. he looks about average height. it's good that he doesn't let his averageness bother him.
― я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
i think he looks like matt dc + someone else. perhaps he had a clock injury that made it painful to walk.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, so it's an umbrella, apparently. I still say he's at least 5'11", with or without an umbrella to prop himself up. Smartly-dressed 30-something dudes with square jaws and receding hairlines are pretty much all you ever see in certain upscale urban areas, so I can def understand why he reminds you of someone(s).
― blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
are receding hairlines really common in upscale urban areas!? anyway i say you are not tall unless you are above 6'1". he is an average man in an average world
― я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
and he is not a tall man with a large clock
i feel cheated.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
duped.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
misled.
i hope you are sorry unregistered.
perhaps my anger is unfair. you may also have been duped by this picture of misrepresented proportions. i am sorry.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
in most countries the average male height is around 5'8" or 5'9"
― max, Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
thank you max
― я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm just as much of a dupe as you are, and I beg your forgiveness. Tall men with large clocks, are they as rare in this day and age as quality felt hats and old-school chivalry? I wouldn't know a real one if I saw it. Well, Tehresa, I'm afraid we were both born a few generations too late.
― blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
youre welcome я рилли (harbl)
― max, Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
;_;
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
unregistered, we can get through this. together.
this is true. I feel better about myself now for facing the facts. I feel better about the world.
― blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
what is going on here
― я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
tall men with large woks?
― blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
unregistered and i are coming to terms with our feelings of being deceived by a man purported to be tall, with a large clock, that is really just kind of average, without cane, and doesn't have a large clock at all.
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
depends if he knows how to use it!xpost
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
so do i. like it's my only special physical quality so if it's taken away it's like
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
ha my tall man friend is totally like that! he gets v grumpy when there's someone taller in the vicinity.
― just sayin, Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
high five to harbl and tall man friend
*but not TOO high five*
(mine must be HIGHER)
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
I've met both of you quinces and harbl but I won't opine on who is taller ;-)
― 龜, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
q is taller iirc
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
though the other day a man who is the same height as me asked if i was 6'1" lol
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
I've shrunk. Degenerative disk. Clocking in just over 5'10'' these days, when I could once claim a solid 5'11''
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link
I also feel shorter in general because I used to wear heels a lot at lolcorporatewhore job, now I'm a social worker and basically wear nun shoes.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
The worst thing about being tall is having to take a shower in a hotel. They are all designed for people that are 5' 8".
― calstars, Monday, 30 March 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link
i'm 6'8" and wouldn't mind having some of those cards
― ciderpress, Monday, 30 March 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link
I have a friend who's like 6'9" (very skinny type so he looks even taller) and we've had some conversations about that. for a long while he had many complexes and didn't feel comfortable with himself.but at some point, around his 30s, he got OK with it and even began to have a kind of superiority complex on some aspects. I remember feeling bad for him many times because the one thing everybody would talk about with him at parties, dinners etc was his height... must be so annoying...On the other hand, sometimes I think it must be so great to be much taller than most people. when you're standing in a crowded metro, for instance, and you're fine and able to breath above !still, as a much shorter person, sometimes I wonder how people who are taller or bigger manage with planes seats etc. I find them so small and uncomfortable even for my size...
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 30 March 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link
Was visiting my parents this weekend and realized that the sink in their bathroom is actually set into the wall below my crotch.
In my own house, all of the bathroom mirrors are set up for my wife and son to see themselves, but I have to hunch over to catch a glimpse.
― how's life, Monday, 30 March 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link
I feel ever so slightly miffed when I meet a lady taller than I.I feel small for feeling this way.― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, March 29, 2015 4:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkso do i. like it's my only special physical quality so if it's taken away it's like― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2015 5:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I feel small for feeling this way.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, March 29, 2015 4:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2015 5:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Me too! And I hate that I feel that way but I'm used to being the tall one. It's not even miffed so much as surprised and OK a little miffed. My best friend is almost 5'11" and I feel like a shrimp around her. It's weird with heels because I pretty much always wear flats and if I do have a heel on people always say something. I'd wear heels more often but they hurt my feet!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 30 March 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link
Once while at my last job I met a man who I'd been working with over email for some time. He sought me out to introduce himself and the first thing he said to me was, "You're tall!" It was so strange because I am sort of but I'm not THAT tall. That said, he was pretty short.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 30 March 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link
i was talking to one of my jailed clients sitting down and when i got up to leave he said, "you're tall?" in like a surprised way that was cute
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, 30 March 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link
How about being taller than the privacy dividers in the restroom stalls? Head all poking above the partition like a goddamn gopher when you stand up.
― louie louie whoa baby imago (how's life), Thursday, 9 April 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link
Apparently on dating sites it pays to state that you're tall
― calstars, Thursday, 9 April 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link
xpost - I'm not tall enough so that happens in regular sized stalls but one time years ago my friend and I did a bunch of bong hits and wound up in a bathroom that had been designed for kids only we didn't realize that at first and thought it was a bathroom of little people or elves and were in there for like 20 minutes talking over the stalls and kneeling to wash our hands while dying laughing and talking in what we decided elves voices sounded like.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:45 (nine years ago) link
In my own house, all of the bathroom mirrors are set up for my wife and son to see themselves, but I have to hunch over to catch a glimpse.― how's life, Monday, March 30, 2015 7:22 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Monday, March 30, 2015 7:22 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 09:31 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/tdhopper/status/660895389286051840
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
these are amazing
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
Short lady in Wake Med ICU lobby (where I’m visiting a friend who had a heart attack): “Excuse me, sir. Can I stand beside you for a minute?”“Yes ma'am.”
Lady’s family all laughs.
Lady: “How tall are you?”
that guy sure is tall
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 November 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link