You know who you are...........

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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't by the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering......

"Dave, you're a Veterinarian...."

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 3 November 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

Are you doing NaNoWriMo too?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

He's way behind on his daily word-count, if he is.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

I'm having a National Verb Moment:-

Identify

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

"You know who you are."

No. No I don't.

This bra is too big and these tires are too small.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

*Pauses, places hand over heart, thinks of verbs, bows head, ect.*

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:25 (twenty years ago) link

HI DERE

― Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:06 (twenty years ago) link

YO HOW'S IT HANGIN', RAND? HOW'S THE SHED?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:01 (twenty years ago) link

He's amazing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

DAMN RIGHT! AND HOWZ DEM OLE CLOVES FARMERS IN DA HOUSE? LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DEM CLOVZ!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

My-o-My,

I never expected such a hugh turn out.

I'll just go into the kitchen and whip up another batch of Pralines.

Jack Daniels is on the bar...... Make him get down please.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

This is all amazing, simply amazing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:47 (twenty years ago) link

Then again, you're very easily impressed, aren't you, Marty Mart? Remember that gypsy that got you to follow him around for fifteen years just because he was holding a sparkler?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:45 (twenty years ago) link

Mrs. Henty?

Paul is picking on me again!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

And it wasn't a sparkler, mister smartypants, it was a Magic Wand and it only sparkled when he was using it.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

It wasn't a magic wand, it was his finger dipped in glitter.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 7 November 2003 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

It wasn't his finger dipped in glitter, it was the transmission system from a 1973 Trabant.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

Well,

that was a good year for Trabants...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

Thats not a 1973 Trabant, why the big pause?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Throw him a polo

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

THAT'S a mighty BIIIIIG polo, why the long face?

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

I'm Alanis Morrissette.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

ten years pass...

I'm Alanis Morrissette.
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, November 9, 2003 6:00 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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