Why 2004 has to be better than 2003 was.

They don't call me "Cyclops" for no reason.

"Leaping" can be dangerous for normal people. Try it with no parallax.

Matter of fact I could barely skip and very rarely was able to hop.

But since I started taking the "Little Paisley Pill" my lifestyle has improved greatly!

ASK YOUR DR. FOR THE LITTLE PAISLEY PILL!

Side affects include insomnia, narcolepsy, necrophelia, vomiting, explosive rectal discharge, loss of limbs, blindness, and coughing, are minor in less than 1% of users and completely debillitating in the other 99%.

But then again while under the influence of "The Little Paisley Pill" all of the other voices in my head seem to drown out my voice. That and the fact that I am in no condition to try and figure out how to setup a microphone and a tape recorder to see err hear what I do sound like.

Sorry about shouting like that but it is part of my contract that I must shout at the top of my lungs whenever I first extoll the virtues of said pills.

Gotta go, my elephant needs a shave.

"When the cornrows seek scampi Eli coddles the hound dog."

He drank cough syrup all day long every day of the week.

It is getting closer and closer EVERY day.....

As is the heat death of the universe. I am knitting a sweater in anticipation and I hope it will be done in time.

All that is required is a switch from chilled beverages to mulled wine to view the approaching heat death with equanimity.

.... view the approaching heat death with equanimity.

-- Matt

equanimity.... is that the fear of horses?

neigh

Horsefeathers!

This seems as reasonable a time as any to mention my screenplay set in the murky world of 24 Scouse House dance contests They do shoot horses though don't they though? As you were.

I you are looking for someone to play the loud mouthed out of towner I am willing to relocate if the funding permits.

I don't know what a 24 Scouse House dance contest consists of but it sounds like a louche place to kop a feel.

Scouse

kop

Your prose is athrong with cultural awareness and nonchalant intertextuality. Consider this young marmot impressed.

My great uncle was impressed once. He awoke to find himself on board a ship of the Grey Funnel Line (aka Royal Navy) outbound from Portsmouth. He stayed on because he loved the blouses.

Jgo, my intertextuality was totally chalant when I wrote that! Why do you think they threatened me with a constant escort?

Given that I reside but a lobbed scally's brick from the borders of merseyside it was more <i>verite</i> than anything else.

I'd take a constant escort over the constant tundra.

<i>with a constant escort</i>, Tom, here refers to the famous football chant 'You'll never wall Cologne!'.

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/100-greatest/03-large/41-ford-escort.jpg