maybe there is no easy way. but always best to saw off a limb before you break bad news (yours or theirs -- either way). takes the edge off.
a lot of people up here try to say that squirrels are not rodents. to hell with them. "same procedure as last year," says i. saw his fuckin' leg off (or yours). in the end it doesn't matter anyway. you can't *really* test tensile strength without tearing limbs off.
bugs their fuckin' eyes out i'll tell you.
― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 13 January 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Super Secret Agent (Hereward), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
In answer to the original question: politely.
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link
Die zijn mijn noten. Gelieve te begaan zelfmoord
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― eek, Monday, 17 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― eek, Monday, 17 January 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link
which is Squirrelese for "Get away from my nut ya filthy rodent"
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link
That's Stoatish youre quoting there and you just told the archbishop to fetch your crotchless (sic).
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
Your last post causes me to have doubt.
― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:32 (nineteen years ago) link
I miss Linkey. (Cel? Could you TRY to wake him up?)
― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 January 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link
Here in the wilds of west-central Missouri, we have what some people call "crotchless trees". Others, lacking imagination, refer to them as "telephone poles".
The squirrels don't give a rat's ass about any of this. They are very smug about the whole thing.
― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link
http://neworganizing.com/blog/uploaded_images/krustywithpantsdown-711967.gif
― slecked, Sunday, 29 June 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link