this is definitely necessary as a no toilet paper last resort tho
― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i thought the whole point of poop was that you wanted to minimize the number of places it could go--this thread is telling me that some people don't feel that way
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
sometimes you need more than toilet paper
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
to get the job done
you need pressurized water
but not soap or your hand--that's nasty
you must have one strong shower, mr. que
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm not saying i've done this
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
this is a theoretical shower, theoretical poop
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
how can something so wrong feel so right
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link
What about bidet before showering? It's like watching a trailer for a movie you're about to see right before watching the movie.
― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
not as gross as say, peeing in the shower
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:26 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark
I don't understand ppl who don't pee in the shower tbh. Not gross at all imo.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
But then again I am a very thorough at showering.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option^^
― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower
― velko, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.
― Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
depends on the poop imo
― rolling stupid fruity crazy ragg ned (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.
― kenan, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
all goes down the same road
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
but the exit ramps are different
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
/braggin2010
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck
http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg
in your FACE
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)
"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
poop heaven
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
oh my god
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean
such lol
Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet
I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
brb bio
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
ewwwwwwwwwww
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
your poor shower
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
briquette = etiquette
(auto spellcheck)
really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
poopiquette
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping during a bath
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
btw I want a frothy walrus mug too
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"
still feel like this needs more discussion tbh
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Not in this context.
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol for real wtf Curt1s
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lurks inside us all
― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Deep in the bowels of our souls?
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 8 April 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Classic thread
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link
I've revised my stance
― 龜, Friday, 26 August 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link
i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link
need to poop and shower
xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:10 (seven years ago) link
An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.
A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.
Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.
― how's life, Friday, 26 August 2016 08:54 (seven years ago) link
Briquette jonesing diary
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:59 (seven years ago) link
this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed
― imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'
https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely
like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot
on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable
there are no right or wrong answers here imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
thread delivers
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname
― eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
some poops are harder than others
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
oh jfc
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link
i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link
we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link
an idea whose time has come
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link