pooping right before showering

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Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

But then again I am a very thorough at showering.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
^^

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower

velko, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

depends on the poop imo

rolling stupid fruity crazy ragg ned (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.

kenan, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

all goes down the same road

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

but the exit ramps are different

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

/braggin2010

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

such lol

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

brb bio

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

ewwwwwwwwwww

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

your poor shower

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

briquette = etiquette

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

(auto spellcheck)

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

poopiquette

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

pooping during a bath

am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

das poop

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg

I love your baked beans
I love your brisket
Even though I left a bad briquette
(ohohohohoh)
I love your cheeses
And your greasy spaghett'
Even though I left a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette

rahrah rahmama
rahma rahmama
Gaga, ooh-la-la
I pooped in yr pool

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

NO NO NO NO NO NO

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

lady caca

am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

pooper face

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

that is a pro pic choice

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

(in the pool obv.)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Briquette jonesing diary

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:59 (eight years ago) link

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

thread delivers

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

some poops are harder than others

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

lol

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link

oh jfc

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link

an idea whose time has come

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link


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