not as gross as say, peeing in the shower
Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.
― kenan, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
all goes down the same road
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
but the exit ramps are different
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
/braggin2010
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck
http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg
in your FACE
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)
"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
poop heaven
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
oh my god
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean
such lol
Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet
honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
brb bio
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
ewwwwwwwwwww
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
your poor shower
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
briquette = etiquette
(auto spellcheck)
really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
poopiquette
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping during a bath
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
das poop
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg
I love your baked beansI love your brisketEven though I left a bad briquette(ohohohohoh)I love your cheesesAnd your greasy spaghett'Even though I left a bad briquetteohohohohoh, ohohohohCan't flush a bad briquetteohohohohoh, ohohohohCan't flush a bad briquette
rahrah rahmamarahma rahmamaGaga, ooh-la-laI pooped in yr pool
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
NO NO NO NO NO NO
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lady caca
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
pooper face
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
that is a pro pic choice
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
(in the pool obv.)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
so we can all feel relieved about that
you and me can wash some underpantswoahohohoh-oooooohhhwash some underpants
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
key observations here
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
why did i click that
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely
like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot
on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable
there are no right or wrong answers here imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
thread delivers
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname
― eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
some poops are harder than others
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
lol
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
oh jfc
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link
i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link
we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link
an idea whose time has come
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link