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Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.

step 1: poop, but do not wipe
step 2: take a shower

Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes

丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn

Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

thrown your first barbecue

In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.

To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

shower in piss tbh

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it's all waste water, good idea

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.

big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

lolstipation

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

surm showers in the toilet--great idea

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!

Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

surm showers in the toilet--great idea

that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

that's what my pet alligator thought RIP

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.

Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM

I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

recently utilized anus

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

2nd hand

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

pooping right after showering though?

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

tends to squeak

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i call that bad planning xpost

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

squeaky clean

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

soap bubbles come out of ur backside

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

What have we become?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

nice coils

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)

good job, now hit the showers

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

you missed off an "s" there

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"

http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover...
"EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP"
"HAND TO HAND"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

shart throbs

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

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akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

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The Three Tenor Tots

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Domingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"

akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link


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