lolstipation
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
surm showers in the toilet--great idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what my pet alligator thought RIP
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM
I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
2nd hand
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping right after showering though?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
tends to squeak
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i call that bad planning xpost
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
squeaky clean
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj
soap bubbles come out of ur backside
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop
never ending cycle
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
What have we become?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
the cir-cle of lifeis the poop of fortune
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
nice coils
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)
good job, now hit the showers
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
you missed off an "s" there
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"
http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover..."EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP""HAND TO HAND"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
shart throbs
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"FlowGo.comFunny videos."
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Now playing at FlowGo...
The Three Tenor Tots
1,116,572 ViewsDomingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"
nooooooo
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?" Once again she's swinging her tits around, but this time granny found her a grandpa homeboy.
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SH9ole1FlvI/AAAAAAAADoA/5bbivTIUeeI/s400/exploding+head.jpg
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
btw:
Submission under reviewYour entry is under review by editors.throw a barbecueThe act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets
Your entry is under review by editors.
throw a barbecue
The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.
Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010
tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ now singing that to the tune of "Trip, Stumble, and Fall" by The Mamas & The Papas
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
You'd better shit (shit)shower (shower)shower and shaveYou'd better shit (shit)shower (shower)shower and shaveYou'd better shit, shower and sha-a-a-aaaaave
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:43 PM (1 minute ago)
see i was under the impression that there was an implied "wipe" in there but i guess to each their own
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I wipe even if I'm about to shower, ftr. I just don't insist on perfect 100% lack of brownness on the paper. Just enough so that I don't have to deal with chunks or smears.
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Because, you see, poop is nasty.