oh come on the french all do it
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link
"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard
― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 March 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
kakagaard amirite
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Diogenes fits this debate better:
The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link
He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
what about pooping before going in the pool?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course
― Aerosol, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I feel a disturbance in the shower.
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
So now this thread has given the world this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue
And this:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg
― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.
we are the dreamers of dreams
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
and the poopers of poops...
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, 20 March 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link
ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)
anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.
ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.
― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
It could have been worse. Think about that.
― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh, u savages
"shit, wipe, shower, shave"
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Sunday, 21 March 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
what if I wear a trucker hat?
― δΈ« power (dyao), Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
not sitting on my furniture
Missing an "h" there...
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
"neat man is that a color changing couch?"
"well....no....."
― Cattle Grind, Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link
How now, brown co(uch)
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
it's dead here in poopland
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Who are our 5 disgusting savages?
― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
REVEAL YOURSELVES
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....
― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfyEhmoDrg/SkEZ--GQIhI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/xsdAqLdk31k/s320/bbq+sauce.jpg
― harry lame irl (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg
― harry lame irl (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168217834155890357
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link
godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
btw I want a frothy walrus mug too
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"
still feel like this needs more discussion tbh
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Not in this context.
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol for real wtf Curt1s
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link