Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"
still feel like this needs more discussion tbh
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Not in this context.
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol for real wtf Curt1s
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lurks inside us all
― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Deep in the bowels of our souls?
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 8 April 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Classic thread
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link
I've revised my stance
― 龜, Friday, 26 August 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link
i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link
need to poop and shower
xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:10 (seven years ago) link
An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.
A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.
Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.
― how's life, Friday, 26 August 2016 08:54 (seven years ago) link
Briquette jonesing diary
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:59 (seven years ago) link
this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed
― imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'
https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely
like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot
on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable
there are no right or wrong answers here imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
thread delivers
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname
― eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
some poops are harder than others
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
lol
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
oh jfc
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link
i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link
we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link
an idea whose time has come
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link