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^.^
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://10.media.tumblr.com/f8YvghfiZkoba3dbvZ7YKS6Do1_400.jpg
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
bruce -_-
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
my current setup is more 'sticky fingers' than 'penis pants' tbh
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
further ref
http://i42.tinypic.com/2h66df4.jpg
― zvookster, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I had that copied and ready to paste, but upon looking at it closely I was like "wait is that even fucking real?" and thought I'd just been duped all these years
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it's the angle that's crazy. that looks like some agonizing siderod
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
it is a transformer
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
got you all in check btw
http://duckside.mandarinaduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/davidjeans.jpg
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Michelangelo's David couldn't produce a contour even if it tried
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
ice BURN, statue, eat it!
http://i39.tinypic.com/qy7bzq.jpg
Shit, I guess David could maybe pull off a ballsack contour
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Z S I think you have come to this thread today with booing in your heart
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
also pretty sure David is a grower, you should see what happens when a chick with no arms rolls by on a cart
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link
those balls would barely make a dent
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think the joy of the contour of your penis being somewhat visible through your pants is like, inviting people to look at your cock and enjoying that. more like, that sort of openness is hilarious and fun once you get past the shame? kind of the same way as someone openning the door while you're changing into your swimsuit can be a silly great moment if you're in the right company. obviously at that moment you're not revelling in someone else's amazement at the sight of your penis, it's the mutual terror at the moment of realization.
my pants are more of a wilful exhibitionism (although i can't really return them at this point and they cost like fifty bucks) and also is probably pretty constant, but it's a similar kind of feeling.
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
pix?
― rahni, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/4gllwi.jpg
that's after the armless babe wheels by; barely discernable
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit, someone marked that first David pic I posted (just the straight up David) as offensive!
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I never noticed before that David's right leg is being attacked by huge geoducks
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
think this is kinda grossly aggressive idk
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Ha Harbl - I was going to post that Bruce pic as an example of one of the few times this is ever OK. On young Bruce and certain rock stars maybe but on yr real life average guy? Big dud.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ladymarjorie.blogia.com/upload/20061125170414-tom-of-finland.jpg
classic
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
so over the winter my gf and i went skiing for the first time ever--we made a big deal about what to wear but i got dressed in the dark and long story short i wore girls sweatpants (with ski pants over them) and am now the owner of these sweatpants because i fell a lot and put a hole in them and bled everywhere.
the sweatpants are super comfortable--sometimes i wear them around the house but it's disconcerting as hell to go into the bathroom to brush my teeth or whatever and there's this *outline*
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
wau
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
sweatpants are god's gift to penis outlines
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah but dudes most likely to wear sweatpants in public are often the last ppl whose dicks you want to see even if it's just an outline. ;_;
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link
well that's cuz you aren't in college atm
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmmm maybe although I'm pretty anti sweatpants in public - even on college dudes
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
except maybe at the gym or in another athletic setting. that might be ok. still anti-outline though. maybe I just like the element of surprise. idk.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, i would on principle not date a dude who was all wearing sweatpants in public -- but hot slacker/fratty types sometimes will go out in sweatpants and it's nice 4 looking
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link
fyi: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090121150152AA9L6DB
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
j0rdan otm, this is a fun part of being on campus
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
OK maybe guys who like guys are most likely to enjoy this than girls who like guys? Idk - most times I notice this is sorta skeeves me out rather than turns me on.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it might be a guy/guy thing -- this is like 30% of the reason why i'd go play basketball w/ my friends in high school
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha awesome
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
there has never been a moment in my life where I have wanted this to happen
― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I broadcast my studliness in other ways
― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.my-funny-tshirt.com/images/The-Man-The-Legend-Tshirt-Model.jpg
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your podcast (xp)
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't even own A gun. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
http://www.youtube.com/v/t34J8EUcPzk
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t34J8EUcPzk
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Hardons under clothing is a major fetish for some people.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Let me guess -- you have this friend, right?
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Never noticed that part of the Sticky Fingers cover until now.
Contour: Big Dud or Dig Bud?
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
No, I'm not lucky enough to have a friend who gets regular stiff ones with their pants on, why do you ask? Volunteering?
But, seriously, I'm not shy about talking about the things I find sexy.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
gets regular stiff ones with their pants on
this happened with retardedly high frequency when i was younger
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i think there are funnier parodies floating around tbh xp
eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
giant packages that make ppl who see them literally split in half = dud
when you're packing major heat (read: big dong)
thanks for the clarification here, really thought you were talking about
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fun-cooker.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
GIS for "major heat" will ruin yr day
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't get anything except pit bulls?
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it
http://i40.tinypic.com/ykzs4.jpg
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
^actually made my day a little brighter
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I got this dude
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/CankeredRose/41.jpg
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
college girls in sweatpants = ugh grosscollege dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin
double standard, i know
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:10 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dan i am so glad you post here because no one else would come up with things like this
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross^^^^addendum, however:college girls in those really short 'athletic' shorts = kiu
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 13 May 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
classic thread
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
wow, i wrote a bizarre post in here. thank you, experimental study stims.
― Spectrum, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
DRAMATIC RECONSTRUCTIONhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cQa_T_famDY/TT3iu-ukLlI/AAAAAAAACIE/7lCdnKyaJss/s1600/audrey-hepburn-breakfast-at+tiffanys-sunglasses-oliver-goldsmith.jpg
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
Radio advertisement voice: "Experimental Study Stims, for those who like to study hard!"
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
all night, etc.
depends on the penis
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10, 2010 8:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
i stand by my statement
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
STONE COLD CLASSIC!
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)
I live on a street with major pedestrian traffic between a gym and the beach/running path/driving range and the volume of outrageously freely-flopping dicks in nylon shorts is unbelievable. I'm not complaining, and I think even Lorax would take notice - a straight male friend has commented on the display more than once.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 24 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
and he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefree-flopping
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://othersideofscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/106722860129631.jpeg
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
robert's plant
― clouds, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
a bustle in his hedgerow
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
alarmed now
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link
There are two paths you can go by.Either stuff it down the right leg or the left leg.
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IRL LOLs
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
foreground: huge dongbackground: huge gong
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hottest-fashion-trend-for-2015-is-underdick-nsfw-1681187267/+leshorn?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link