the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your pants: classic or dud?

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coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't even own A gun. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

http://www.youtube.com/v/t34J8EUcPzk

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t34J8EUcPzk

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Hardons under clothing is a major fetish for some people.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Let me guess -- you have this friend, right?

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Never noticed that part of the Sticky Fingers cover until now.

Contour: Big Dud or Dig Bud?

a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Let me guess -- you have this friend, right?

No, I'm not lucky enough to have a friend who gets regular stiff ones with their pants on, why do you ask? Volunteering?

But, seriously, I'm not shy about talking about the things I find sexy.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

gets regular stiff ones with their pants on

this happened with retardedly high frequency when i was younger

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i think there are funnier parodies floating around tbh xp

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't it to everyone? xp

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I need to find that story I told about the girl in junior high who though she had a boner

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)― J0rdan S.

It's people like you that made me never want to join a swim team when I was younger

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

uh oh

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"The contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your cling-film trousers," I point out to him. Regrettably no more cling-film remains to cover up your immodesty."

Roy Orbison raises his trademark dark glasses to his forehead and surveys his bulging triumph. His eyes dance with the reflection of sun-drenched cellophane and perhaps a glimmer of joy. "Ah, never mind it," says Roy consolingly. "One does not value cling-film trousers for their modest appearance."

For once I am glad that I have run out of cling-film. Or have I?

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't mind gay people, as long as they don't stare at the contour of my penis somewhat visible through my speedo

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

extremely classic, if i'm looking at you

peacocks, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

more like peek cocks amirite

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol idk maybesometimes shut up O_O

peacocks, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

today i was returning books and as i was leaving i saw this incredibly hot frat guy in line w/ sweatpants on and i played this game. and then he lifted up his shirt to reveal the most beautiful abs in the world and it was like i was looking at his naked body. i had to sit down.

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

why did he lift his shirt up

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

to wipe his face

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

he was sweaty

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers― J0rdan S

Don't flatter yourself, I don't want anyone looking at my penis contour. Speedos are disgusting

How can I explain this to you. It's like when a girl doesn't like it when guys stare at her breasts so she purposely wears clothing that doesn't draw focus to them. I know this scenario might seem far fetched but there it is

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

wait, you have breasts?

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit

coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so

coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

gross

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

giant packages that make ppl who see them literally split in half = dud

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong)

thanks for the clarification here, really thought you were talking about

http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fun-cooker.jpg

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

GIS for "major heat" will ruin yr day

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't get anything except pit bulls?

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

^actually made my day a little brighter

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I got this dude

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/CankeredRose/41.jpg

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
college dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin

double standard, i know

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:10 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dan i am so glad you post here because no one else would come up with things like this

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
^^^^
addendum, however:
college girls in those really short 'athletic' shorts = kiu

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 13 May 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

classic thread

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

wow, i wrote a bizarre post in here. thank you, experimental study stims.

Spectrum, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

Radio advertisement voice: "Experimental Study Stims, for those who like to study hard!"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

all night, etc.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link


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