to wipe his face
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
he was sweaty
I hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers― J0rdan S
Don't flatter yourself, I don't want anyone looking at my penis contour. Speedos are disgusting
How can I explain this to you. It's like when a girl doesn't like it when guys stare at her breasts so she purposely wears clothing that doesn't draw focus to them. I know this scenario might seem far fetched but there it is
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, you have breasts?
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
giant packages that make ppl who see them literally split in half = dud
when you're packing major heat (read: big dong)
thanks for the clarification here, really thought you were talking about
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fun-cooker.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
GIS for "major heat" will ruin yr day
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't get anything except pit bulls?
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it
http://i40.tinypic.com/ykzs4.jpg
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
^actually made my day a little brighter
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I got this dude
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/CankeredRose/41.jpg
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
college girls in sweatpants = ugh grosscollege dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin
double standard, i know
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:10 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dan i am so glad you post here because no one else would come up with things like this
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross^^^^addendum, however:college girls in those really short 'athletic' shorts = kiu
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 13 May 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
classic thread
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
wow, i wrote a bizarre post in here. thank you, experimental study stims.
― Spectrum, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
DRAMATIC RECONSTRUCTIONhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cQa_T_famDY/TT3iu-ukLlI/AAAAAAAACIE/7lCdnKyaJss/s1600/audrey-hepburn-breakfast-at+tiffanys-sunglasses-oliver-goldsmith.jpg
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
Radio advertisement voice: "Experimental Study Stims, for those who like to study hard!"
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
all night, etc.
depends on the penis
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10, 2010 8:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
i stand by my statement
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
STONE COLD CLASSIC!
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)
I live on a street with major pedestrian traffic between a gym and the beach/running path/driving range and the volume of outrageously freely-flopping dicks in nylon shorts is unbelievable. I'm not complaining, and I think even Lorax would take notice - a straight male friend has commented on the display more than once.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 24 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
and he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefree-flopping
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://othersideofscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/106722860129631.jpeg
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
robert's plant
― clouds, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
a bustle in his hedgerow
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
alarmed now
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link
There are two paths you can go by.Either stuff it down the right leg or the left leg.
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IRL LOLs
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
foreground: huge dongbackground: huge gong
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hottest-fashion-trend-for-2015-is-underdick-nsfw-1681187267/+leshorn?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link