your display name betrays you
― dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
heh. Yeah, I think I should go without a display name unless I'm feeling just terrifically awfully clever.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
The manatee is not an option. It ain't got no job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_lrK4upvw
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/stretch/MissPiggy.jpg
― a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Saturday, 19 June 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ Parkinson would hit it
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
heck, Parky would hit anything...http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00644/news-graphics-2007-_644034a.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
― del griffith, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Not only do they use tools, they actually have their own version of a fleshlight.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link
a friend of mine, when he was a little kid, had a rabbit that used a kitten this same way.
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Surely the rabbit didn't loll back on its haunches, kitten in hand, and rub one out. That has to be purely primate behavior. Otherwise everything I know is wrong, and I am going to quit my job and walk the earth.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
You know, most of the time when gross YouTube clips get posted to a thread, I think "what the hell" and click play anyway. This time I'll pass...
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
well, rabbits don't really have hands
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
xp The best part is that the soundtrack is several children giggling like mad at it. If you can tap into that state of mind, this clip is nothing but good.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
My point exactly.
What exactly did the rabbit DO to the kitten, though? I'm curious now.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
let's put it this way, it was non-consensual and the kitten ran away soon after. my friend thought that since both animals were gray, that they could be best friends, and so he put the kitten in the rabbit's cage before he and his family left for a weekend vacation.
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh ok, I see. Doggy style. The monkey is a big fan of oral, I take it.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
you know who else is a big fan of oral?
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
The makers of Altoids?
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.homepagedaily.com/uploads/20070802/747f61d0-97da-4be8-8a67-78099d7126a8/thumb150-sad%20kermit.jpg
― ke$ha in the rye (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
your mom!
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Mine was better.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
according to your mom
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a kind of a story there, but maybe later.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Bestiality vs. Your Mom jokes
― sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Not feeling this thread at all, to be honest. Yeah, that's what my mom said, I know.
― kkvgz, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 26 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Sealion woman!She drink coffee, she drink tea!Sealion woman!Wears silk stockings with golden seams!
― StanM, Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
lol some of you actually voted in this
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
number of votes in this poll vs. number of sb's LJ got as a result of starting this poll
― sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Turtle 1
:/
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Monday, 28 June 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg
― sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, June 28, 2010 12:03 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
NICE TRY
― my weekly race thread (history mayne), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
puma.
― nostormo, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
I voted shark.
I'd give him my arm and then my wiener.
― ride like the whinge (Zachary Taylor), Friday, June 18, 2010 6:56 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
'gal i'm romancing' is the only regrettable aspect of this thread fyi
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
how many gals ago was it?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
there ought to be a "buffalo gal" joke in here but i'm not doing the work
― 2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
see this is my breakdown of your contributions to this thread, in order of most regrettable -> least regrettable:
insinuating that pandas eat seals > starting an ilx thread about which animal you would fuck >>>>> reviving this thread after 3 years with no new developments/pix >>>>>>> not voting in your own poll > no option for 'coelacanth' ;_; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'gal i'm romancing'
(this is subject to revision pending any new and exciting post-revival hijinks)
― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link
acoelacanthic
― harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
Gal was a misspelling of gull, which is regrettable.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
unreg has got me there tbf
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link
The raccoons are beginning to scatter out, to investigate the chinks and fissures in J.'s threadbare vagina. They scamper into crevasses, they stand on their hind legs and pivot easily on their lush, soft, bushy behinds and look about in all directions. I suppose those mountains of sweetmeats and pastries attracted them; their liveliness made it seem that the food either couldn't be consumed or was insubstantial. And now, in the immemorial manner of raccoons, they're beginning to investigate.
― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link
http://web.archive.org/web/20060429233213/http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg
― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link
r u sayin u would fuck that ^
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link
Oh my god how did you dig that up
I miss my Hunter Age 3 t-shirt
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
Thought this revive would be about this: https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/856101892010758145
― emil.y, Monday, 24 April 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link
Voted Brown Bear. And wait til you hear what i would like to d-
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 02:59 (four years ago) link
no hoover no cred
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
Why does fucking an ostrich seem so much more screwed up than any other animal?
― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:55 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Zach is the ginger??
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link