Although, my very first serious girlfriend got locked out of her house after our first date and I snuck her into my dorm to stay the night...where she proceeded to take MY bed and throw up on the floor (where I ended up sleeping all night). I should've taken that as an omen of the next five years to come.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― dude (del), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
in retrospect i'm thinking that first-date omens can prove extremely telling
― dude (del), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
btw I can't help but sing 'sex beat' in my head but with SEX DROUGHT instead
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
SEX DROUGHT SEX DROUGHT
YOU'RE MY SEX DROUGHT
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU NEVER GIVE IT TO ME SO I HAVE TO DO WITHOUT
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Aw yeah, I am winning this thread
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Eternal "what counts as sex?" question.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Not anything I'm doing, that's for goddamn sure
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it means p-in-v. Which is a very hetronormative way to see it, but whatever.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
eh - i'd say for the purposes of this thread it would be something with a partner capable of producing orgasm
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
That's a good way of putting it, imo
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, then I was having sex since I was 7, because I was certainly a partner capable of giving myself an orgasm. (Actually, my first one wasn't until I was about 10 or so*. I remember hating them at first because all of the wonderful tension I was creating would go away afterwards. But I digress.)
*Is it even possible to have one before puberty? I have no idea.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
uh - partner = a person other than yourself?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry, I was trying to make a funny and it mutated.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
ha, that sentence could be a metaphor for puberty/first orgasm
― bang (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm at a year now. I have this big problem that I don't really do "hookups" and I don't really do "relationships" either, so I don't really get "laid". It's really sad that I'm 24 and I know for a fact that I am A+ attractive, yet I can count the number of times I've had sex on one hand. That said, sex and relationships are a very low priority for me.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Like, I spend very little time pursuing either.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I've kind of come to thinking that my real problem is that when I get horny, my thoughts go to "I want to masturbate" rather than "I want to have sex".
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Obv. this is something I agonize over on occasion, but never do anything about. :/
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i spend a lot of time pursuing, problem is, there are a million other boring dickheads pursuing the same girls.
― max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Reverend, are you worrying about not having sex, or are you worrying because you think you should want it more than you do?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
A little from each column.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you worrying because you think not being interested in having romantic relationships and/or having a low sex drive isn't normal, or is it something you genuinely want to change? How are you with other types of relationships?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm at 7 weeks, I guess (kinda hazy on when exactly when the last breakup happened). Probably going to stretch on for a while - I'm going out and have met a number of cuet ladeez, but I just don't really feel like dating anyone yet. This shit was easier the last time I was totally single - at 28, it seems like so many more women are in long-term relationships than when I was 22 or 25, etc..
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
^ I'm at the age now where most of my options are divorcees.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd have to deal with someone else's children, which I wouldn't be too happy with.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
(Even worse, I might have to deal with being someone's grandmother. Thinking of that upsets me.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
My last sex drought was ages and ages ago but it was about half licking my own wounds not feeling up to it and half being too tentative when my interest slowly rekindled. Naturally, when I had kind of given up, the drought ended. I feel like it must have been about 4 or 5 months.
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link
3 years atm
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
6 years - self imposed as I want to sort out my shit first before looking for another relationship.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a long time - i think the longest i've gone was a year, maybe a year and a half?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
27 years.
Beat that, he said, as I have for the last sixteen years, ha ha masturbation joek it is to laff
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
how many masturbation in front of a baby jokes do i have to make until people stop counting the years when they were kids in their total?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't think six years of no sex would be conducive to either shit sorting or a very healthy worldview, not to mention view of relationships.
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, September 21, 2010 1:29 PM Bookmark
I don't think I have a low sex drive per se. I don't feel like I have less desire to orgasm than anyone else, just less desire to involve anyone else in the pursuit. I probably get off about once a day on average, though naturally that can vary a bit. I do however feel as though I'm wasting my sexual prime.
As far as other relationships go, I have great friends and family and I'd like to think I'm very warm to those I love. It's not as if I hold everyone at arm's distance. I will admit though, that I barely talk to anyone unless they are someone I know or are introduced to me. Not one much for striking up conversation with strangers, even attractive strangers, but I'm not sure that makes me anything other than a Northwesterner. I do realize this is somewhat self-limiting as far as romantic opportunities go.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus christ people, let me post
xxp YMMV but I've found it works for me.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
(sorry, just hate when i have to go through 5 xpost screens)
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, I trust you better to run your affairs than me, snoball, I was just sayin'
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I do however feel as though I'm wasting my sexual prime.
I'm 36 and don't feel like it's, er, dropping off in the slightest, despite what people say about "man's sexual peak age 17 blah blah".
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus christ people = the new zombies
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i think it is common when you get older to have longer droughts - maybe partly because you have a clearer idea of all the shit you have to sort out
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I often feel as if I never want to worry about relationships unless I have my shit sorted out but I have never had my shit sorted out so
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I am hearing the thread title to the tune of Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb." and will be for the rest of the day, I'm sure.
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I-IIIIII wanna defi-i-inethe logic of all sex droughts
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Sex drought, isn't it nice, ih wait no never mind
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
lol - sex dwarf was the song it called to my mind
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link