Not to overlook your curtain spunk story but y'know xp
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
"craziest places you've masturbated" thread spinoff thread in 3....2....
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
any portiere in a storm
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i would maybe post to that thread. maybe.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like we already have that thread?
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't be bothered to search for it tho
might do it when i have two hands free again
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Merydeux do you have like thigh rashes and stuff?
nah my skin is pretty good, somehow. it feels like cheating as far as grossness bragging points go (and i obv break those out a lot), since for the most part it seems more theoretically gross than actually.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost for the record I wouldn't post in that thread. I want to preserve the illusion that you all are more vile than me
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
xp sorry to steer the thread off of the direction it was headed, but my masturbatory practices have been entirely dull.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i have yet to masturbate at work
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay because if I don't wash for 36 hours my arse chafes something furious xxxp
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
there's def a historical thread for handjobbing on the job
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i have a veritable chia pet in my ass
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm always afraid there's a hidden camera at work set up just to catch people jerking
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Does anyone masturbate at work?
― karajan camping (electricsound), Friday, 14 January 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I pick my nose, I fart unabashedly in front of ppl I feel very comfortable around (to the point where sometimes I'll do it in mid-conversation without realizing), II haven't used shampoo since Oct 09, I shower maybe 4x a week, and I find hairy asses incredibly sexy.
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Also lol seriously are sitting on toilet seats and occasionally peeing in the shower and liking the smell of body odor really all that gross? bcz if so srsly at this point I might be #1 grossest dude on ILX. Also seriously pee really isn't that gross. I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment. Spit is much more gross than pee IMO; also vomit.
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link
eh, pee doesn't bother me that much
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link
clear or light yellow pee is not that gross. it's the dark yellow/brown & other colored pee that's gross.
also asparagus pee. and diabetic pee.
― dayo, Friday, 14 January 2011 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
or doodoo pee
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't fathom how people cannot shower everyday. I dont feel right if i dont, sometimes i shower twice a day. But i have OCD...so you know.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Well I am a very hairless and unsmelly dude, for the most part, and I am p skinny and don't really sweat that much. The only time it's grossed me out is when I sort of had nowhere to live for two months and could only shower maybe once or twice a week; that felt yucky.
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i saw the username and expeted a really filthy post there.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
but your balls and taint need to be clean. if your shitting every day you should be washing your ass on a regular basis.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 14 January 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
or at the very least wiping afterward
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i use a neti pot daily, this morning a giant glob of yellow mucus came out of my sinuses....giddy up.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 14 January 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I hate washing my hands.
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I wash my hands all the time because I smoke, but sometimes I'll just go do it even if I haven't had a cigarette in a while. They never feel clean enough. (Yet I'll go a week without showering, as mentioned above.)
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't hork lougies much anymore, but lately have developed these solidified plugs of snot in my upper sinuses that I have to suction down into my throat using possibly yogic breathing techniques. It can take me an hour to expel one of these bastards. They are gelatinous and thick like rubber and bloody.
― kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
xp like everything about it — wet hands, stupid perfumey soap, wasting an entire paper towel just to dry my hands. fuck washing a hand imo
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Will you post a pic?
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i have gross belly button lint
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I like em cute, round tits and fat assesEducated, so I can bust off on they glasses
oops wrong thread lol
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't believe dayo hates diabetic ruines!/
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
and that last word, was supposed to be: usrin
oh fuyck I mean urineI forswear typing
There have been several threads about masturbating at work iirc and I do because I was the only girl who admitted to doing so.
― ENBB, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
It was a one time deal tho not a habitual thing.
i did in school once when I was 15...i blame being a scorpio
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
few times in schoolmaybe three times at work? most recent was this summer u_u
I blame not getting any.
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh I was gettin' some at the time. Was just bored.
― ENBB, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
At 15 my mind was a cacophony of smut
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
braggin mmxi
xp
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread needs to be a poll in a month or so
― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Matt P will win for eating his snot.
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 15 January 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that's pretty rough but for some reason the toenail biting really bothers me.
― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Saturday, 15 January 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I was a p wacky kid at age 16 and my even wackier friend and I decided I should try to get fired from my very first job, at Taco Bell. I did not make an earnest effort of not working so much as trying to do outrageous things. One day I stood in front of the security camera, that I knew the boss could see from his office, with my hand down the front of my pleated polyester uniform pants. "Hello I am 'masturbating' at work!" (I hadn't even figured out how to actually do it – I'd never yet had an orgasm at this point...) So, I doubt he ever saw it, as he never said anything. Or maybe he did see it and chose to say nothing. It wasn't like a really erotic display. I feel fucked up abt it in retrospect.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 15 January 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link