How Gross Are You?

might do it when i have two hands free again

Merydeux do you have like thigh rashes and stuff?

nah my skin is pretty good, somehow. it feels like cheating as far as grossness bragging points go (and i obv break those out a lot), since for the most part it seems more theoretically gross than actually.

xpost for the record I wouldn't post in that thread. I want to preserve the illusion that you all are more vile than me

xp sorry to steer the thread off of the direction it was headed, but my masturbatory practices have been entirely dull.

i have yet to masturbate at work

Okay because if I don't wash for 36 hours my arse chafes something furious xxxp

there's def a historical thread for handjobbing on the job

i have a veritable chia pet in my ass

i'm always afraid there's a hidden camera at work set up just to catch people jerking

Does anyone masturbate at work?

I pick my nose, I fart unabashedly in front of ppl I feel very comfortable around (to the point where sometimes I'll do it in mid-conversation without realizing), II haven't used shampoo since Oct 09, I shower maybe 4x a week, and I find hairy asses incredibly sexy.

Also lol seriously are sitting on toilet seats and occasionally peeing in the shower and liking the smell of body odor really all that gross? bcz if so srsly at this point I might be #1 grossest dude on ILX. Also seriously pee really isn't that gross. I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment. Spit is much more gross than pee IMO; also vomit.

I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.

eh, pee doesn't bother me that much

clear or light yellow pee is not that gross. it's the dark yellow/brown & other colored pee that's gross.

also asparagus pee. and diabetic pee.

or doodoo pee

i can't fathom how people cannot shower everyday. I dont feel right if i dont, sometimes i shower twice a day. But i have OCD...so you know.

Well I am a very hairless and unsmelly dude, for the most part, and I am p skinny and don't really sweat that much. The only time it's grossed me out is when I sort of had nowhere to live for two months and could only shower maybe once or twice a week; that felt yucky.

i saw the username and expeted a really filthy post there.

but your balls and taint need to be clean. if your shitting every day you should be washing your ass on a regular basis.

or at the very least wiping afterward

i use a neti pot daily, this morning a giant glob of yellow mucus came out of my sinuses....giddy up.

I hate washing my hands.

I wash my hands all the time because I smoke, but sometimes I'll just go do it even if I haven't had a cigarette in a while. They never feel clean enough. (Yet I'll go a week without showering, as mentioned above.)

I don't hork lougies much anymore, but lately have developed these solidified plugs of snot in my upper sinuses that I have to suction down into my throat using possibly yogic breathing techniques. It can take me an hour to expel one of these bastards. They are gelatinous and thick like rubber and bloody.

xp like everything about it — wet hands, stupid perfumey soap, wasting an entire paper towel just to dry my hands. fuck washing a hand imo

I don't hork lougies much anymore, but lately have developed these solidified plugs of snot in my upper sinuses that I have to suction down into my throat using possibly yogic breathing techniques. It can take me an hour to expel one of these bastards. They are gelatinous and thick like rubber and bloody.

Will you post a pic?

i have gross belly button lint

I like em cute, round tits and fat asses
Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses

oops wrong thread lol

I can't believe dayo hates diabetic ruines!/

and that last word, was supposed to be: usrin

oh fuyck I mean urine
I forswear typing

There have been several threads about masturbating at work iirc and I do because I was the only girl who admitted to doing so.

It was a one time deal tho not a habitual thing.

i did in school once when I was 15...i blame being a scorpio

few times in school
maybe three times at work? most recent was this summer u_u

I blame not getting any.

Oh I was gettin' some at the time. Was just bored.

At 15 my mind was a cacophony of smut

braggin mmxi

xp

this thread needs to be a poll in a month or so

Matt P will win for eating his snot.

yeah that's pretty rough but for some reason the toenail biting really bothers me.

I was a p wacky kid at age 16 and my even wackier friend and I decided I should try to get fired from my very first job, at Taco Bell. I did not make an earnest effort of not working so much as trying to do outrageous things. One day I stood in front of the security camera, that I knew the boss could see from his office, with my hand down the front of my pleated polyester uniform pants. "Hello I am 'masturbating' at work!" (I hadn't even figured out how to actually do it – I'd never yet had an orgasm at this point...) So, I doubt he ever saw it, as he never said anything. Or maybe he did see it and chose to say nothing. It wasn't like a really erotic display. I feel fucked up abt it in retrospect.

Just imagining this b&w security camera footage of a 16-year-old in a bean-covered androgynous uniform & baseball cap, short bleached hair, hand down her pants, prolly looking sad...fucked up.

Speaking of snot I once had an ongoing nasty sinus infection/issue that never seemed to clear up. At one point, with a sore and stuffy face, had to fly so I took a sudafed to alleviate airplane pressure (does a number on your ears and face if you have sinus probs).

At the airport, I felt like my snot was loosening up from the sudafed so I blew my nose. I felt something big loosen up, so I blew real hard, and felt something shoot out from wayyyy up in the top of my sinus cavity.

It was a hard, white mass about the size of a large chickpea. I have no idea what it was. Maybe I sneezed my brain out.

oh my

I do quite enjoy picking a booger that has a long slimey tail you weren't expecting and, in turn, feels like you just opened up your whole head to more incoming/outgoing air.

Also Abb yr story made me giggle. And think of this:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:1kBY0aDiKhQFZM:http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5479/picture1vh.png&t=1

Matt P will win for eating his snot.

yeah, it's weird, i'm happy to engage with my snot in all sorts of ways, but eating is many levels beyond.

Farting,
nose picking
scalp scratching
omg Dayo I have that skin condition too, I never knew it had a name, hooray always thought I just had permanent goosebumps...sleep on the same sheets for longer than I should...
Actually I scratch my head way more than I should, get weird ingrown hair bumps around the nape of my neck that I pick at
I have a ganglia on my neck, have had it since I was a kid. I squeezed it too hard last year and omg this gross smelly cheese stuff burst out of it...apparently it's like built up keratin from the skin or something but it was gross..though secretly kind of cool from a bizarre excretion standpoint
I have lots of earwax bc of small ear canals, have to get my ears syringed once or twice a year bc they're not self cleaning like they should be. hard for me to q-tip without going deaf from wax buildup so spend a lot of time wondering if people can see. I clean the outsides but, like I never let boys stick tongues in my ears bc I was scared I'd gross them out lol
I have the smelliest feet in the universe, come from a stinky feet family, all I can do is keep em clean, the rest is outta my control, sorry

Sorry, tl;dr...I was scared I'd outgross everyone but yay, gross is kinda normal!