yep
who knew?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
simulating the constrictions of a sphincter is a technological feat I hadn't anticipated
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link
does it come flanked with buttocks
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
Possible answer to indulgent dating problems subthread: how the fuck do i connect with someone ?
― 龜, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnvhgBFeVVg
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I do not know. Will inquire.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
kind of want one tbh
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
wait they're like 70 bucks? hehehe gtfo
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
*thinks about life* soap in the shower is working well enough for special occasions
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no, you do
― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
i'd call that the most impenetrable zing i've yet shipped but that's probably not the right word on this thread
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
oh wait i get it haha, the word 'come'
whiney!
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
bookmarking this thread for when I'm drunk someday and feel like entertaining
― mh, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
a friend had recommended a tenga but so $$$$
― clouds, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
Put it on your xmas list
― fgti, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
that's not what you put it on
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
Not only $$$$, but for some reason it can only be used once. All I can say is it better feel really good....
― and in his absence, she (Lee626), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
Wait, there's a sex toy that's $70 and SINGLE USE? I went to the website but it's remarkably obtuse about how the thing actually works.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
No, I just looked into it. There are single use versions apparently though. The single use ones cost like 10 bucks. 70 definitely isn't a crazy price for sex toys though.
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.
― een, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
check out the fitting guide: http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting
― and in his absence, she (Lee626), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
they break easily
Braggin' 2014
; )
― 龜, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
it depends
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fleshlightEMAIL.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link
i paid 99 USD for mine btw, because i bought it at an adult bookstore (impulse buy, not drunk though). i bought a cheapo rubber pocket pussy thing at a truckshop adult emporium for 30 bucks years ago and it was absurdly small. not bragging, i have a completely average penis girth. it was like it was designed to build the confidence of the thindicked. i got a mild cocksprain from it and threw it away eventually.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:44 (nine years ago) link
Think you meant to post that in wall o' gina xp
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
― een, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 5:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they only make slurping noises if you leave the end cap on. my only beef with it is that it needs a ton of lube and it's hard to lube it up deep enough (again not bragging).
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
also if the whole hook is that it's supposed to be mistaken for a flashlight would it have been so hard to put a phony on/off switch on it somewhere.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
Your fleshlight has hooks? Kinky
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
n.b. i'm poor, $20 is expensive. the tenga fitting guide, however, is priceless.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link
is that... a coin slot
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link
also "eventually" made me lol
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link
they have this shit too...even male sex toys are not immune to baconizationhttp://blog.fleshlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FREAKSline.png
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oAC4xr0.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link
http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/spaceship-apollo-6.jpg
― bollnality of weevil (brownie), Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link
Liftoff achieved
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
Anyway looks like somebody took a Mario castle level and turned it into a sex toy xp
little tip i got from a movie i watched recently with some buddies: freshly baked apple pie. ymmv...
(i believe the movie was called "american pie")
just my $0.02
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link
Is this the Bait My Fliphole thread?
― StanM, Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
Wait what is the fleshlight that just looks like a coinslot, i mean I haven't exactly seen hundreds of vaginas in my life but I never seen one that looks like that so
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
it's for those of us who've always wanted to fuck a a space harrier arcade game
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
that's called the "non-descript". it's been discontinued.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
the AnerosAneros (and other prostate massagers) fascinates me
http://i.imgur.com/cVyseNQ.jpg
but I feel like it would be very easy to hurt yourself with one of these things
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
(Aneros, that is)
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link