seriously though anyone who thinks "I don't like getting my booty eaten" is uptight and a weirdo.
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
stevie d what if you feel unprepared? so even if you do enjoy it there is always the feeling that you haven't had a shower yet and you don't feel fresh and it's hard to monitor the situation back there anyways so even if you think you're in the clear you have that worry in the bck of your mind
― dylannn, Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
no, if you have not showered, you should not let someone try to eat your booty w/o letting them know "hey I haven't showered recently"
also idk maybe dudes are way more into raunch just don't care as much? also idk what ~straight sex~ is like but ime there is always a concerted effort for a dude to shower if there is even a remote possibility of sex w/ another dude, maybe bcz gay sex is often times very oral and it's just rude not to wash up beforehand. I mean I can't actually speak from experience or statistics but I am willing to put good money on a muuuuuch higher percentage of ~straight sex~ being penetration-only than gay sex.
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
I mean I have definitely told a dude "hey I haven't showered recently" and had the response been basically "idgaf" and I mean hey that's cool if we're all on the same page here.
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
no one ate ass before ilx fred durst
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link
yeah i mean i'll eat some ass even if it's got flecks of toilet paper on it like who cares and i've found some ladies are the same but i can't settle in. but voting for top option.
― dylannn, Saturday, 27 December 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.
― how's life, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano
otm :(
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
this changes everything
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest
― N337 (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
I keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you
― 龜, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
in stitches
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link
http://goingconcern.com/sites/default/files/2010.08-HumanCentipede.jpg
― Jeff, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I don't think cheeks are what this is talking about tbh.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
Don't neglect the cheeks.
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
there's no option for "i don't eat the booty but i want to / i like getting my booty eaten but it never gets eaten"
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
i'd be all about booty eating but my wife is not interested in much re: the booty
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link
butts are awesome fwiw
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
oh that wd be so sad :(
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
stevie it is very sad. there is plenty of butt admiration but not any eating :(
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
We like da booty!We like, we like da booty!We like da booty!We like, we like da booty!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5he4iAPh1qgm68k.gif
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
― N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, December 30, 2014 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
Have it on good authority that 'Lotus' was slang for 'booty' back in the day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters
― 龜, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
I have questions about booty cleaning.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
you rang?
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
Hire a booty cleaner
― 龜, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
My question is: clean exterior booty, check
But how far, like, *up* is the cleaning norm for booty eating preparation?
Three centimeters? Five inches? Enema?
I srsly have no idea.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link
I think that a high-fiber diet would take care of it
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link
Microbiologically speaking, it most certainly would not.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link
well when you put it that way
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link
tbh external soap and water is fine and maybe you can like go in a little bit (like maybe a fingertip? probably not even 3cm!) but if we're just talking snacking that wd be fine I'd think.
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link
trust me i'm an expert
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link
how far can you extend yr tongue
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link
i feel like this "expert" is like really easy to identify but i love him
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 1 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link
not because he eats booties just because he has such style
i'm sure i don't know what you mean.
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
I dunno from "snacking"! How is this different from "eating"?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link
'Eating' implies shitting into yr loved ones mouth in this context iirc
― and I explained the Bechdel Test to her (sleepingbag), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link
I've never done this but happppy new year <3 to yallll
― Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link
<3 <3 = good vibes
― Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link
HshsjajakalakLlKKS
each and every one of us
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
treesh just eat a butt and get someone to eat your butt
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah concurrently
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link
pro tip for first-timers: if you start out in sixty-nine it won't be as weird to initiate since you've basically already got it in your face
― gr8080, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
^
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
this is one of those days where I'm gonna feel like a sexual dilettante
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 January 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
trufflefalls of booty
― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:39 (nine years ago) link
that pig is v cute
― shep prettybone (clouds), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link
rooting for booty
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/smedia/www/2011/04/13/img-aw-quick-sips-3-great-bear_163943345869.png
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link
"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults --the farakhan of gg (DJP)
lmao
― flopson, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link
this poll is split right down the middle!
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vice.com/fr/read/qu-est-ce-qui-vous-fait-debanderhttp://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/fc253d0883396822c2d486fa96169b83.jpg
Ivan, 54 ans, écrivain : Je ne lèche pas les culs.
Mais tu aimes qu’on te le lèche ?
Oh oui ! J’adore ça !
― drash, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link
Oh, those French!
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kfCHNSR.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:57 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ
― ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:29 (eight years ago) link
lol just coming here to post this http://i.imgur.com/ZOVsbvS.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
6.5
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
the pitchfork effect
― ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link
there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future
strong ending tbf
― ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IqlKoFT.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link
i love ass
― ian, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
Anything dirty or dingy or dustyAnything rotten or ragged or rusty
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link
Something something full of kittens
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:27 (seven years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/ad9271e1f6518ca44b0e3d503d1d68f1/tumblr_oms5f31baw1r5ei2go1_1280.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:00 (seven years ago) link
hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?
― clouds, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link
i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:47 (seven years ago) link
I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link
some irrigation needed
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
you misspelled "citation"
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link
um so my friend tells me that if you search rimjob on the internet all you get is guys getting eaten, what's up with that?
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
i don't imagine that's true. I'm not going to check on my work computer.
think i missed these results the first time round, lot of people on ilx don't like eating ass hey?
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
27 yeas to 18 nays not a bad ratio
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link
maybe we need another assessment, to get to the bottom of this
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
xp. good, but not good enough
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
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More more more ass we are all addicted to ass
― am0n, Thursday, March 20, 2008 6:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― JoeStork, Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
Never been into this
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link