I hate poop and popping so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LprlGGXeFc

after a late-night run to Bon Chon last night, I have spent most of today hating pooping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd0DSGvIN7g

Once you poop, you can't stoop!

if you're popping from pooping you might wanna get to the ER

don't like the act itself, but it's a great excuse to read and I usually feel good afterwards

Pooping is awesome, I demand a poll with better options

It's been every day.

my kinda thread

aren't you supposed to go every day xpost

five days on, two days off iirc

or is it the other way round

*this space reserved for some kind of "and yet you're still full of shit" type joek*

feel like pooping is kind of a hassle these days tbh

could be that i poop in the same bathrooms day in day out. my pooplife could definitely use a some spicing up.

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omg, just realized the title error. people are going to think I poop simultaneous with doing poppers. this adds to the sadness. it makes me sad, did I say that? 35 years of pooping every day?

I used to enjoy a good smoke-n-shit - read a magazine, smoke a Parliament, drop a deuce.

how can you not like pooping? are you a poopcrastinator? do you try to get other things done and wait until you absolutely must go?

No, I take care of things when they need to be taken care of. I just hate the process. It's been making me so sad these days! Also, wow do I hate poop humor.

poop humor is the worst, except for the word poop itself which is the funniest word.

feel like pooping is kind of a hassle these days tbh

Favorite Lou Reed album: Poop Hassle

hi! Poop

q: what do you call it when you poop out a mixture of semen, coconut oil and poop?

a: a poopacolada!

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pooping is great, unless you have a poor diet, then it is horrible

The greatest thing about pooping (+ reading): you get a free break from whatever's going on around you, no matter how stressful the situation. This is why pooping at work is the best! (Assuming you have the sort of job that allows you to take a toilet break when you want to, otherwise it might not be so great.)

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Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your move, how's life.

My dogs don't seem to enjoy pooping very much. Pissing, on the other hand....

Ugh, the peristalsis of it all

I hate the word "poop" but not as much as I hate the word "poo"

"doo-doo" is worse.

I hate the word "poop" but not as much as I hate the word "poo"

haha this makes me want to recreate the beginning of the He Poos Clouds thread

Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your movement, how's life.

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i am hungover and just pooped and it was great, everyone. you're a human animal and life's pleasures don't get much simpler. the only bad thing about pooping is when you feel exasperated at the lack of wiping progress.

It seems like something a dying animal would do.

I just unleashed a symphony of gas worthy of a Wagner performance, and once I realized the stall next to mine was occupied I had to stifle my own laughter. Unfortunately, there was no poop.

Today is Tuesday, right? I know it's been at least since Friday that I last pooped, until just now. I feel about 300 pounds lighter!

worried abt u

Isn't there a "post when you..." thread? I couldn't find anything in search.

Not that anyone cares.

But I feel like this: http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_Jump4Joy.gif