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Are questons sub atomic particles?

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CERN: Looking for answers to your questions about questons

FAQAQ (Frequently Asked Questions About Questons)
Q1) What are questons?
A1) We have no flipping idea, but we intend to find out.
Q2) How will you do this?
A2) By building a massive circular underground tunnel and filling it with complex equipment, and possibly ending the world.
Q3) That sounds expensive. How much do you estimate it will cost?
A3) About a squillion dollars.
Q4) Are we going to find out that the Higgs boson has secretly been the Robin Masters boson all this time?
A4) No, because the butler from Magnum PI who turned out to have secretly been Robin Masters all along was called Higgins.

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