Q. Who is the most christian member of hip hop group Public Enemy? A. Church D
― Free Peace Sweet!, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
What's a church's favourite type of lollipop? Chupa-Church (Chup)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
THESE ARE THE BEST JOEKS I HAVE EVR READ DOM YOU KEEP MAKING THESE PUNS AND MY SETEEM FOR YOU WILL EXPONENTIALLY GROW
― Abbott, Monday, 23 June 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP digitiser
― DG, Monday, 23 June 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
A church walks into his local bar and has nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything. The church replies, "I don't drink anymore... Last night, I blew chunks." "Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. "Everyone gets a little sick after drinking at times!" "No, No", the church replies. "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 23 June 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
A blonde church and a brunette church are walking down the street together when the brunette church spots her husband in a flower shop across the street. Brunette church: Oh, no! He's buying me flowers again! Blonde church: What's wrong? I love when men buy me flowers! Brunette church: Well, he's going to come home with them tonight and expect me to spend the next week on my back with my legs in the air. Blonde church: Why don't you just buy a vase?
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 23 June 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Why don’t women churches need a driver's license? Because there’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom!
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 23 June 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
mosques are off-topic, please delete ^^^
-- MPx4A, Monday, June 23, 2008 4:26 AM (Monday, June 23, 2008 4:26 AM) Bookmark Link
Don't be intolerant against jokes of other faith.
― The Reverend, Monday, 23 June 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
What book would Alexander Dumas written if he had been a muslim?
The Man In The Iron Mosque (Mask!)
― Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
What's a church's favorite tree? A birch (church)!
― max, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
What motorcycle did Jesus ride (er, to church)? "The sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land"
― S-, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. Why do people call Richard Dawkins a wanker? A. Because he's often seen bashing the bishop(s)!
(Richard Dawkins is a prominent critic of religion)
― banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What did Martin Poother (Martin Luther) nail to the door of Castle Church? A. His Ninety-Five Feces (Ninety-Five Theses)!
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What is a church's favorite Australian rock group? A. The Church (The Church is an Australian rock group)!
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call a Serbian footballer who develops a nasty rash while praying in a church? A. Aleksandar "Saša" Ćurčić! (church-itch)
― MPx4A, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
oh god...
― usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
these aren't jokes at all...
― usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Why did The Church's fence fall down? Because there weren't enough posts to sustain it
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
What the favourite condiment of Republican churchgoers?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
― Thomas, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 9:29 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link
can the church be renamed the graveyard cuz RIP
― deej, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder why the 38 people that voted for this board aren't here now, sustaining it with a rich tapestry of posts that reflect their varied, completely different personalities
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call it when Roman Flügel interrupts a sermon to talk about how good he is at making dance music? A. Altar Ego!
― haitch, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
-- MPx4A, 09 July 2008 08:44 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
church holidays?
― darraghmac, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link
-- MPx4A, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:26 (1 month ago) Link
He better read from this though!
― mehlt, Sunday, 17 August 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
there was once a parish... no, fuck it, it's gone.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 28 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link