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THIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOG EACH DAY I WILL POST WITH DELIGHTS AS I FART ON MY DULL HAUNCHES AND REFRAIN FROM KISSING, AS THE FEMALE HOLLACOST IS OVER. I AM VERY PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I AM IN DEBT 20 DOLLARS TO TH TRAP AND I WILL TRY TO REPAY THEM TOMORROW EXCEPT I'M AFRAID THEY'LL SCHICK ME SO I GUESS I'LL GO THERE HOLDING A BUDWEISER BOTTLE INNOCENTLY I GOT A CHINESE BOOTLEG KA BAR THE OTHER DAY I'LL KEEP THAT IN MY LEFT POCKET WISH ME LUCK BE BACK N TH TOMORROW. P.S. DIE PHIL.

usic, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

^_^

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

FUCK YES!

carne asada, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOGTHIS FORUM IS NOW MY BLOG

http://library2.nalis.gov.tt/Portals/0/601/christmas%20tree.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

carne asada: Please refrain from using profanity in Forum: Ask Chaki; Thread: LURIQUA BLOG. This blog-thread, or blead, it is for the children, and profanity in their minds is equivalent to CP in yours.

usic, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

makes sense

I am using your worlds, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

don't get used to it

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/littletonetrackmike/shaniqua.html

El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway I approve of this, so far

El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

blead

gff, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

This + the return of LJ = a phoenix up out some bullshit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i wasn't thinking about the kids. my bad

carne asada, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

BIG HOOS: Please refrain from using profanity in Forum: Ask Chaki; Thread: LURIQUA BLOG.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i31.tinypic.com/23vba1c.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i barely know either luriqua or LJ but i am really looking forward to getting to know them both!

what is CP?

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

deez:

a primer on luriqua: thread of missing luriqua

WITHOUT GETTING ALL META, lj=l0uis j4gger, easily one of the most notorious posters in ilx history. he is a totally cool dude and his posting can only improve ilx

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

why didn't louis come back when we needed his zing gravity pit the most

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL SORRY I RUINED UR BLOG AND SENT U GAY MP3S

rev, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

XD

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^favourite thread-title ever

much as "when did steely dan become your favourite band" is my least favourite thread-title ever, and i quite like what steely dan i've heard

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

there probably wasn't a u in favorite but u <3 the british so who gives

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

luriqua do you <3 the british

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link

n

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

god bless america

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

usic answer my fukin ?uestion plzzz letz talk abt gucci mane

am0n, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL WHAT ARE YOU ASKING MY INTERNET IS A CELLPHONE THROUGH AN AM RF ANTENNA SPINNING THRU WEP KEYS AND I STILL ONLY GET DIALUP SPEEDS! I WORK SO HARD AND YOU THINK I CAN JUST LISTEN TO GUCCI MANE 37 MINUTES IT TOOK TO XFER MY GARCIA VEGA MICROPRINT VECTOR. ANYWAYS NOT TO BLOG SUCH EMO SUFFERAGE. I HAVE 2 BAGS OF FLAMIN HOTS AND 4 RAMEN NOODLES AND 2.96 TIL MONDAY I THINK ON SUNDAY I'M GOIN TO STARBUCKS AND STICKING THEM FOR THE LARGEST CUP I CAN GET, DUMPING IT, FILLING IT WITH CREAM AND SUGAR DAMN THAT WILL TASTE GOOD.

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I KEEP GETTING DRUNK ON OLD THOMPSON AND RECORDING FREESTYLES AND OMG THEYRE SO BAD AFTERWARDS ITS LIKE MASTURBATING TO PORN YOU FEEL SO GUILTY AND DUMB AND YOUNG. IT'S LIKE REAL RAPPERS WILL KNOW WHAT THEYRE GOING TO SAY AND THEN THERE WILL BE PRISMIC, ARABIC-LIKE WORD-WEBS TO CHOOSE FROM IN RHYME 'R OUT. ACTUALLY THIS MAY BE THE REALITY OF SCHIZOPHRENIA, WEBS OF LIES CREATED INTERNALLY, EXTERNALLY, NATURALLY, NURTURALLY, WHATEVER, BUT REALIZED BY AN INDIVIDUAL. THIS IS THE FIRST ARGUMENT AGAINST WRITING.

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link

INITIAL ON=OFF

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link

LIKE DYLAN SAYS THE THEIF HITS THE JOKER AND THEY COME TOGETHER IN BOB MARLEY'S MEANING, COMING INTO HIS FATHER'S HAND WITHOUT EWNITED STRAITS VS. SUMERIA'S FAKE FAG PUNK ASS SEXUAL LINGUISTIC BAGGAGE.

MY MAIN QUEST ON THE TEXT OF THE WORLD IS WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL ORDER OF THE PHONEMES IN THE MINDS OF PRIMATIVES' DESCENDENTS? GOOGLE SUCKS AT FINDING WHAT'S THE ORDER OF THE DEVELOPED LANGUAGES AND I'M AFRAID IF I TRY TO SEARCH THROUGH THE ACADEMIA IT WILL ALL BE TOO SPECIALIZED AND NARROW. IF ANYONE HAS KNOWN ABOUT THESE TOPICS PLEASE RSVP.

I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL WHAT THOSE TWO DUDES DID IN THE 1600'S REGARDING TH' ENOCHIAN SCRIPT. I FEEL IT WAS WRITTEN SPECIFICALLY FOR THE AMERICAN (THE ENTIRE CONTINENTAL) SLAVES. I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE WEIRDO PEDO-RESOLUTION THAT SEEMED TO BE IN THE SAME DOCUMENT BUT THE ENGLISH OF THE 'ANGELIC SCRIPT' SEEMED SO ACCURATE TO MY NARROW STUDY OF THE LETTERS OF THE NUMBERS.

WHAT GETS REAL INTERESTING THOUGH LIKE THE 'COMEDIAN' IN ZEITGEIST IS (GOD THE AUDIENCE IS SO MADDENNINGLY INSANE IN THEIR LAUGHTER) WHEN LANGUAGE IS ENTERED INTO THE REALM OF MORPHOLOGY TRANSCENDING TEXT. THERE SHOULD BE NOTATION FOR THIS. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD THIS ADDERALL WHAT AM I THINKING.

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

lurtweakqua

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

THERE WILL BE PRISMIC, ARABIC-LIKE WORD-WEBS

next level

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

curtweakzing

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

what is CP?

deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ALSO IF ANYONE HAS INFORMATION REGARDING THE UNITY OF VEDIC AND ASTROLOGICAL SCIENCES / GOOD SOURCES I REALLY NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.

IT'S SO FRUSTRATING DIGGING THROUGH LIBRARIES WHERE 95% OF THE IDEATION IS OVERLY SPECIALIZED

WHAT IS LURT CURTIS STEPHENS?

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

wait I think we should step back from this and let usic do his thing lol sorry i ruined your blog dude :C

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

you should get a book abt the korean alphabet

when babies first start to babble they are capable of all the sounds in every language, but as they emulate their parents they lose a lot of them. cf asians and western L/R, or a bunch of white kids in a linguistics class being taught by a bushman trying to just approximate the "pk!" that he rattles off with ease

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

XXXXPOST COLORED PEOPLE

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

oh and read finnegan's wake

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link

USIC WHAT IS CP MOTHERFUCKER I AM NOT KIDDING HERE

xp ok thanks

deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link

hey usic have you looked into joining a cult? Eckankar is probably the friendliest one and I think it might offer the sort of pseudoscientific astral travel you're looking for

I thought CP was copy-paste

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I imagine joyce passages being forced to have sex with a def jux blooper reel

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

^^et can you ban this dude

deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link

N. KOREANS WOULD BE THE BEST RAPPERS IN THE WORLD RIGHT? YEAH MAYBE SOME STEPHEN PINKER BUT THAT IS SO SLOW AND DRY-- THERE COULDNT BE PROPPER STUDIES OF THE NATURAL DEVELOPMENT OF INFANTILE LANGUAGE EXCEPT IN N. KOREA/BACKSTABBING CHINA/THE 1% OF THE REST OF THE WORLD

I STARTED READING ALL TEXT LEFT TO RIGHT AND RIGHT TO LEFT AND UP AND DOWN AND DOWN AND UP, IT'S REALLY SLOWING. I HEARD FINNEGAN'S WAKE WAS WRITTEN LIKE THIS. THX FOR THE IDEAS TOMBOTO, THEY ARE GOOD. I OWE THE LIBRARY 80 DOLLARS FOR ELIOT AND CUMMINGS RECORDS THAT HADNT BEEN CHECKED OUT SINCE 92. I'LL POST THE RIPS WHEN I GET TO A FAST CONNECTION. IT'S REALLY REALLY AMAZING STUFF HEARING THEM READ AND KNOW AND MORPH THE WORDS IN THEIR PASSION RESTRICTED FROM AMERICAN YOUTH TO TRUTH IN LANGUAGE

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

usic i hope youll actually do that cuz that sounds pretty interesting partic elliot

did you know he was a rapist?....of the english language!!! j/k he was pretty good w/ it

deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link

deez im aight playing capt save a u in any other thread on this board but this says LURIQUA BLOG so stfu ;-)

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

do you have a mixtape? because you write beautiful words

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah j0rdi i appreciate it & im serious i hope he'll post rips of those records

deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link

oh lol 'ban this dude' was in ref to el tomboto

deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link

or a bunch of white kids in a linguistics class being taught by a bushman trying to just approximate the "pk!" that he rattles off with ease

YES PRONUNCIATION IS KEY. THERE IS POWER IN VARIATIONS OF PRONUNCIATION AND EVERY PERIOD OF CONCENTRATION IT GROWS DEEPER MORE FRUSTRATED AND SADDER THAT YOU'RE RESTRICTED TO HOW YOU WERE RESTRICTED PRIORLY.

I WILL GO TO THE UNV LIBRARY AND POST THOSE TOMORROW. I WAS LISTENING TO THEM TWO NIGHTS AGO AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THEYRE CREEPY CATHOLIC BURROUGHS-TRAPPED BUT I'M ALMOST SURE THEYRE COMPLEXLY AND RESOLUTELY TRANSCENDING THAT AND ITS DESCENTION.

usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 May 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T POST ELIOT I JUST STAYED HERE ALL DAY SHATTING ON IRC I'M SUCH A LOSER WELL ANYWAYS MY DEAR DEAR DEAR BLOGARITHM SO INTRINSICLY INTERTWINED WITH THE SYNCOPATIONS AND REALITIES OF ME AND YOU I BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF GIN TODAY AND SURE ENOUGH WHEN I WALKED THOUGH MY APARTMENT DOOR MY RIGHT LUNG WAS IN IMMENSE PAIN. THIS IS VERY KARMIC. DEAR LORD THEYRE SHOOTING FIREWORKS I'M GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN THE STRAIGHT UP HOOD ANYMORE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ISN'T SO WILD WILD WEST, IT'S COMFORTING. I SOLD MY 10ML FOR 425 DOLLARS AND NOW ALL I HAVE IS A PUNK 32 WITH ITS BITCH ASS 7 ROUND CLIP I HATE THIS GUN. IN OTHER NEWS MY DRINKING MONEY IS SKYROCKETING WHICH MEANS I CAN LEAVE SSARAHH FOR GOOD SINCE I'M A TRU MACK AND WILL PULL A DIME PIECE WHEN I GO FISHING IN THE VAST TANK OF VAGINAL FLUID THAT IS MILWAUKEE'S LOWER EAST SIDE AFTER I LIVE IN CELIBACY FOR A WHILE BECAUSE DAMN, BEATING UP PUSSY REALLY ISN'T THAT FUN NOR HEALTHY. I HAVEN'T HAD TO HANDLE SSaraHH IN A FEW MONTHS NOW BUT SHE IS A DAMN SNOW WHITE PIECE OF WORK/TRASH. THIS IS VERY PERSONAL BLOGORITHMIC HEART, EMPTY OF SHIT AND FULL OF NOBLE LEANINGS. I AM HUBRISTIC, YOU MIGHT SAY, BUT I WOULD SAY I HAVE GAY PRIDE!

usic, Saturday, 31 May 2008 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

'vast tank of vaginal fluid' has made up for you not u/l the eliot today lurq

SOON THO

deeznuts, Saturday, 31 May 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

K'MO YA DICKSUCKER I ME

usic, Saturday, 31 May 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

SORRY :*(

usic, Saturday, 31 May 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link

pix

am0n, Saturday, 31 May 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

NO

usic, Saturday, 31 May 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link

PETINFEST HICKEYS ON HRR NECKK

usic, Saturday, 31 May 2008 05:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I STATE HERE THAT ALL GUNS I'VE OWNED HAVE BEEN OWNED FROM AND WERE REOWNED VIA LICENSED DEALERS ;]

usic, Saturday, 31 May 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.mikeclouston.co.uk/images/waterpistol.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 31 May 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link

have a nice blog

and what, Monday, 2 June 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Luriqua, where u @?

The Reverend, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

what about getting smashed on thursdays and fridays do you not understand?
or perhaps neither of you ever had to work the shitty 2/3rds of a service industry shift sched

El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link

DRCLAW ON INSEPCTOR GADGET WAS BLACK AMIRITE????????????

El Tomboto I take That Threat Seriously and U scare me!!!!!!!!

usic, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

what?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

misinterpretation my bad i'm good.

usic, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ANYWAY NOW THAT I HAVE ACCESS TO THESE WONDEROUS BOURDS ONCE AGAIN I WILL GIVE U A LITTLE UPDATE ON THE LYFE AND TYMEZ UV usic. FIRST AND FOREMOST HERE ARE THA LYNX 2 THA TIMELY AND TEAR-INDUCING ELIOT READINGS GOD THESE ARE REALLY GOOD MP3S DON'T SLEEP EAT SHIT OR FUCK:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/12948069b71614fa/ SIDE A
http://www.zshare.net/audio/12948423d68b273e/ SIDE B

NOT MUCH ELSE TO BLOG TODAY. MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME PANTS ON AND GO LOOK FOR WORK. I WONDER WHAT I WOULD WRITE FOR WORK HISTORY???????

IRC USER
FREELANCE BLOGGER
WALL-PAINTER

NO PROBLEM!

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!

-- ^_~

usic, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

bloggin real hard ;]

am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

what about getting smashed on thursdays and fridays do you not understand?
or perhaps neither of you ever had to work the shitty 2/3rds of a service industry shift sched

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 08:06 (13 hours ago) Link

Dude, I worked graveyard shift for more than a year.

rev, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I just joshin

El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, quick draw

rev, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

luriqua blog, i am going to do some hard drinking in riverwest tonight.

Jordan, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm banned from riverwest i live in tha burbs mostly

usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

np: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peCbmNvTdEc&feature=related

jus chillin killin bloggin talkin don't got much to say reallly, just chillin listenin. stayin round river west. hit me up if u wanna get up jordan. like my twitter (twitter.com/yah187211) says i'm drinkin on sum nasty high life n its almost gone, maybe a too fool controversial if u wanna hyperblog with me e me for the password

usic, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

my twitter (twitter.com/yah187211)

OMG

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

drinkin on sum nasty high life

1 day ago from web
just chillin 02:26 PM June 15, 2008 from web

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Please refrain from using profanity in Forum: The Church; Thread: LURIQUA BLOG.

I am using your worlds, Thursday, 19 June 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

no

luriqua is exempt from hell

gods orders

deeznuts, Thursday, 19 June 2008 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

miss this dude ;_;

it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Sunday, 25 April 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

rly tho

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link

what about getting smashed on thursdays and fridays do you not understand?
or perhaps neither of you ever had to work the shitty 2/3rds of a service industry shift sched

― El Tomboto, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:06 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DRCLAW ON INSEPCTOR GADGET WAS BLACK AMIRITE????????????

El Tomboto I take That Threat Seriously and U scare me!!!!!!!!

― usic, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what?

― El Tomboto, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:07 PM (1 year ago)

my two percent's worth (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link

the greatest there ever was

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

truly

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

shed a tear

markers garvey (The Reverend), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/21joewn.jpg

luriqua, Monday, 20 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

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jj this is your idea of a hilarious joke isn't it

cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

loooooool

I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

:'[

mod, Monday, 20 September 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

we still <3 u mod, cheer up!!!

I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

makes sense

― I am using your worlds, Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't get used to it

― J0rdan S., Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:51 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

all time

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

blead

― gff, Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:55 PM Bookmark

flaccid house (The Reverend), Monday, 20 September 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

imagine joyce passages being forced to have sex with a def jux blooper reel

― El Tomboto, Friday, May 30, 2008 6:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

this is lol

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

jamaican morphology>southern american morphology GET USED TO IT WHITEY

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm going to start a website based on the definitive etymology of the boioioioing word up in "Rubberband Banks" but twice and index nerdy shit and whatnot?????

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am the greatest emo morphologist alive pm me for evidence

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

if ur a girl, otherwise smd

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

i ain't interested in u fgt ass analysts, writin ur bylines for fgt shit that ain't even on glossy pages

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

ethan email me if u want 2 cyber jk

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

mod plz delete my last comment

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

i h8 myself and i wnt 2 die ?????

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

ilx pop lock and drop it animatronicks thread: am i a good for nothin type of brother??? i molested my twin sister when we finally declared we would stop trying to do each other last night

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Monday, 5 November 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

there probably wasn't a u in favorite but u <3 the british so who gives

― Just got offed, Thursday, May 29, 2008 9:56 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

luriqua do you <3 the british

― Just got offed, Thursday, May 29, 2008 9:57 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

n

― usic, Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god bless america

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:08 PM (4 years ago

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

where usic lives

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

went to search for ilx thread 'buddhism'

i type b

i receive two options in the autocomplete dropdown, appearing as follows

balls are brittle
buddhism

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/21joewn.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 October 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

the gawd

J0rdan S., Friday, 23 October 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link


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