what can i do that deserves remuneration

hahaha i hadn't seen this thread after i last posted

bookmarks - dude - bookmarks

lj--make bookmarks for a kindle--make a million dollars (pounds)

lamp if u spot me the airfare i will apply dabs of paint tastefully 4 ur pleasure

^^ does not sound like he knows the first thing about painting rooms.

u apply dabs of paint tastefully until the room is 40% more fun than it used to be

wrong - you use a roller and apply paint evenly; you use a brush to smooth and create an even coat in corners, near fixtures and outlets, and along the edges where the roller would bump into things.

u apply dabs of paint tastefully until the room is 40% more fun than it used to be

Trans= "i apply paint to my naked body and wiggle around the room, throwing myself against the walls until the room looks 40% more painted"

u think a bro who worked in a decorator's merchant's warehouse doesn't know what stupple is i mean heavens come on

i just think lamp is a joyful dabs kinda dude

he said tastefully, though

he said tastefully, though

consider the source

LJ - if you paint my living room - i want an even coat of flat white - no underpainting, joyful dabs, or faux texturizing, got it?

i cannot promise that there will not be a spray-on effect in places

then i will not pay you to paint my living room.

i will break in and paint it regardless

guerrilla painting

all will be lime green ochre and mauve

i would kill you.

with a hot pink motif in the corners

i would sue.

ur only allowed to sb these days sri

i will help sarahel track you down

ilx bounty hunters

for emotional distress - i want clean even white walls to hang art on. i am not going to ask my soon-to-be ex to do it, because the painting will be my version of a cleansing ritual to mark his exit from my apartment and life.