Chris Young ON FIRE
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 September 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
on his ibanez shit
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/5942144129333781106
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
is this supposed to be derek
http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-18499065dt.jpg
New York Yankees Derek Jeter Retirement 10 inch Plush Dollhttp://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=35072856&cp=1984691.1984702
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
after a year of retirement, sure
from BP podcast FB wall:
Jeter is on the brink of doing it! His SLG is now just .001 higher than his OBP (.304 and .303). With a few more bad games, he can finish with a sub .250 BA. sub .600 OPS, and a OBP higher than his SLG. You can do it, Derek.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 September 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
CHRIS YOUNG
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
lololol
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
RIP Stanks
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
is alex rodriguez going to play for these guys next year?
― polyphonic, Saturday, 13 September 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
hahahahha
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
jeter ops: .600
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 September 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ygDnBkR.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 September 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link
RE600CT
― Andy K, Monday, 15 September 2014 02:46 (nine years ago) link
jeter's 0 for his last 24. getting sad
― k3vin k., Monday, 15 September 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxldJ9rIAAAp3QO.png
― Andy K, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
still not in the league top ten in Outs Made
(he is the active career leader, obviously)
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 September 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
right now Jeter is having the 19th-worst WAR season of all time
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=24657
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link
He's only at -0.2 bWAR, although I have trouble believing that number. According to BR's league page, Yankees shortstops are by far the worst in the league.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
actually, that 19th-worst season is in warp
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
ok, i couldn't define either
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
i was going to say earlier a lot of good/great players have shitty final seasons... but ya – he's doing pretty bad. you look at his monthly splits, and you can see him age as the seasons progresses!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
this is my favorite recent example of attempted deification
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/mccarron-derek-jeter-yankees-faith-article-1.1937305
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
next year's t shirt
http://store.baldvinny.com/product/forg1v3
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
Girardi freaks out and gets ejected because the almighty Jeets got hit by a pitch? Is Jeter's skin more frail and delicate than that of the average major leaguer? How dare you Tampa Bay! Was there another unwritten rule in play here?
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link
grab some bench
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/White-Sox-Derek-Jeter-bench.jpg
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
i saw the rays gave him a kayak
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
that is hideous
xpost
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
"thanks for everything jeets, here is something for your baseball-themed sex dungeon"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
the beatification continues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfgS1lvqX8I
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx1Yb7rIYAA4gkq.png
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 September 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link
*sobs*
― polyphonic, Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
first HR at home all year for the Captain.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 September 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link
overlaying the gatorade logo on jeter's 2, classy move
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 September 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link
Joe Girardi can say he wasn't hired to put on a farewell tour all he wants. He was, and he betrayed both himself and the fans by doing so.
Even though you have said, "I wasn't hired to put on a farewell tour," why have your actions been consistent with a manager putting on a farewell tour?
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/9/19/6444411/derek-jeter-farewell-tour-joe-girardi-selling-out-hard
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
wonder if the sox'll lob him a meatball his last AB
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
they should plunk him on the wrist to reignite that rivalry, shit's getting stale over there.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
this paean to journalism is a little rich coming from a site that 30 minutes later posted 'Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True' but it's not really wrong
http://deadspin.com/that-derek-jeter-ad-will-make-you-cry-for-america-1636810518/all
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByKgav-CEAESmE5.jpg
'personality'
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2011/12/Derek_Jeter-480x360.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link
"package"
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
"Grinder"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
'funny'
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
i count at least 4 "clutch"s
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
a little rich coming from a site that 30 minutes later posted 'Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True'
were the ass-eating rumors sponsored or something?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 September 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/derek-jeter-ass-eating-gossip-we-really-want-to-be-true-1636889346
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
A better Deadspin post would be an analysis of what's in the gift basket. Has this not been done by an enterprising blogger? The sports memorabilia collector in me would consider a Jeter reacharound if it netted me one (near mint condition please). How has a Jesus toast style eBay basket not happened? Certainly one is needed for inclusion at his forthcoming Cooperstown wing.
I may have told this story on ILB before, in fact I'm pretty certain I have. There was a period '97-'02 where everyone in NYC had a Jeter story apocryphal or not from a friend of a friend. My favorite was from a friend in Michigan, Jeter was back in Ann Arbor at a restaurant around '05 and sidled up to two students at the bar. There was was some awkward flirting and the two of them didn't want to compete for him but he deaded that by cornily asking both of them to check out the roof bar views at his hotel (some crappy Marriott). They end up having a menage a trois in his room and leave around 4am. Jeter may be a nice guy but he certainly doesn't want dead co-eds scandalizing his reputation, he insists they take a car service and gives them money even if the U of M campus is essentially across the street. After their $5 cab ride back they have $60 in cash left from him, at that point they ask themselves, "Did we just get paid as sex workers?".
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link
is nuthin sacred to u ppl
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link
One of the takeaways in this NY Mag drooler is an alleged denial of The Gift Baskets, but if you read it carefully, it's a non-denial denial.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/derek-jeter-private-photos.html
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
He learned that often the best way to deflate a story is to ignore it. The Post once claimed that after sleeping with women, Jeter would leave a gift basket of signed memorabilia in the car taking the “conquest” home. He’s avoided commenting on the item for three years. But he’s still annoyed. “Like I’m giving them signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” He laughs, incredulous. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there are so many people coming through I forgot!” Even if Jeter were cheesy enough to have handed out souvenirs, he’s far too careful to have made that kind of mistake.
nothing cheesy about jeter
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
the one thing i've always admired about jeter is he's so careful he's never once given two baskets to the same fuck
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link