I don't mean to be negative nancy but isn't the other team the phillies?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link
it is, but it worked against their purported opening day ace as well as this buchanan scrub.
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link
@mighty_flynn · 7mI think I just watched the most entertaining 20 minutes ever aired on MLBN.@mighty_flynn · 3mSean Casey was thrown out by 20 ft by Markakis. Went back to dugout, Pedro said, “Hey man, can we talk? Do you think you might have polio?”
@mighty_flynn · 3mSean Casey was thrown out by 20 ft by Markakis. Went back to dugout, Pedro said, “Hey man, can we talk? Do you think you might have polio?”
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link
lmao
― call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link
have any position players hit the mound in this classic yet?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link
omg this game is still going?
― polyphonic, Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link
Costas just told an anecdote about suicidal guinea pigs, followed immediately by a stephen drew single
― polyphonic, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
ITS THE 17TH INNING WTF
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link
wanna see papi pitch
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link
they could always get brock holt
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link
oh hell with it it's an early season game they can have this one, I'd be happy if they didn't but oh well
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
love a lead then a tie in the 18th
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link
what a throw
― qualx, Saturday, 11 April 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link
longest game in franchise history
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link
in terms of time that is AND ITS OVER AND WAS NOT A LOSS COOL GREAT.
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link
late-inning crowd was a nice preview of September in the Bronx
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 April 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
fell asleep in london just as miley came out
i could have woken up at 7am and caught the last half hour
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
joe kelly, who knew
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
buchholz threw seven scoreless innings in his first start
after his second start, he now has a 7.84 ERA
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
it's April, I'm not worried about him yet even if I probably should be
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
last night's game is unquestionably A Thing That Happened And Sucked
but, yea they are currently ringing zimmerman's goddam bell (thanks mookie) so i think the offense might yknow be juuuuuuust fine
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
any time
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
are you posting from the dugout????
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link
FACED
― chaki wite (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SZ61xzQ.gif
― chaki wite (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link
what if I told youthat early on in the seasonthe sox's #5 starter joseph kelly jr.would by far look like the ace
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:48 (nine years ago) link
...and also like a complete headcase after 5 innings
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
hanley leads the league in home runs and RBIs :D
let me get the zing attempts out of the way for y'all if you're so inclined: old, left field, health blah blah blah
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link
*waits for morbs's borderline 9/11 truthery joke about idk hanley on roids or some shit*
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link
era+
joe kelly 84justin masterson 80rick porcello 77clay buchholz 72wade miley 48
team 83
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link
i don't make jokes about SSS league leaders in APRIL
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
or even JUNE
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link
xxp i am well aware of teh pitching bud it is decidedly less than optimal
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
bullpen's been good tho!
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
Joe&Justin&Rick&Clay&Wade
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
on the back: FREE KNUCKLEPUCK
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
xxp wut the bullpen is kind of a mess, ogando is ok, koji is mostly prime koji, taz is ok against anyone but the blue jays but robbie ross sucks, layne is a coin flip, barnes is still developing...team def needs arms, prob one from a trade and some leaps and bounds by the prospects
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
swihart day today http://i.imgur.com/GTjafzC.gif
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link
maybe shoulda hung on to lackey
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 May 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Hanle y is hur t.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link
:[
day-to-day for now, hopefully not a big deal
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
first shutout game pitched by a red sock not named clay buchholz, or in other words, by a pitcher (porcello) who's guaranteed to be on the team next year - which clay frankly is not
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:43 (nine years ago) link
fun fact: apparently porcello is the nephew of one of my high school lit teachers (jersey stand UP)
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
pitching coach juan nieves fired
lol
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEf_jojWIAIRFBM.png
What Happened Next When Juan Nieves Visited the Mound: 10-for-14 with 5 walks
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
ugh
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
the Nieves BP podcast today was funny ("maybe they gave him 2 weeks' notice when Adam Jones walked with the bases loaded")
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
hanle y bac k
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 9 May 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
ugly
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link
they gotta send miley down and try one of the young kids this is getting ridiculous
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link