*waits for morbs's borderline 9/11 truthery joke about idk hanley on roids or some shit*
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link
era+
joe kelly 84justin masterson 80rick porcello 77clay buchholz 72wade miley 48
team 83
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link
i don't make jokes about SSS league leaders in APRIL
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
or even JUNE
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link
xxp i am well aware of teh pitching bud it is decidedly less than optimal
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
bullpen's been good tho!
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
Joe&Justin&Rick&Clay&Wade
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
on the back: FREE KNUCKLEPUCK
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
xxp wut the bullpen is kind of a mess, ogando is ok, koji is mostly prime koji, taz is ok against anyone but the blue jays but robbie ross sucks, layne is a coin flip, barnes is still developing...team def needs arms, prob one from a trade and some leaps and bounds by the prospects
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
swihart day today http://i.imgur.com/GTjafzC.gif
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link
maybe shoulda hung on to lackey
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 May 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Hanle y is hur t.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link
:[
day-to-day for now, hopefully not a big deal
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
first shutout game pitched by a red sock not named clay buchholz, or in other words, by a pitcher (porcello) who's guaranteed to be on the team next year - which clay frankly is not
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:43 (nine years ago) link
fun fact: apparently porcello is the nephew of one of my high school lit teachers (jersey stand UP)
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
pitching coach juan nieves fired
lol
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEf_jojWIAIRFBM.png
What Happened Next When Juan Nieves Visited the Mound: 10-for-14 with 5 walks
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
ugh
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
the Nieves BP podcast today was funny ("maybe they gave him 2 weeks' notice when Adam Jones walked with the bases loaded")
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
hanle y bac k
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 9 May 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
ugly
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link
they gotta send miley down and try one of the young kids this is getting ridiculous
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link
more like servantson
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link
*laughs maniacally*
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link
hey but is cutch hitting yet
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link
oh I guess he kind of is well w/e
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link
would not be surprise if masterson is straight up DFAed tomorrow he doesn't have options and there isnt room in the bullpen really
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link
lol xp
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
I mean tbf for him that's fairly chump change but yes I missed the end of the briefly ballyhooed slump such is the pity
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
red sox 'moving toward' placing masterson on the DL with 'general fatigue'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link
the fatigue is from cherington threatening him with literal murder, or he had to listen to a long drawn out equivocating farrell speech about his probs
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link
"fatigued of his shit"
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link
wade miley just went 7 scoreless innings
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
i give up trying to predict a goddamn thing with this rotation
a's 0-for-14 with risp, basically
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link
jesus christ
The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe 2m2 minutes agoThe @RedSox made Allen Craig available to the 29 other teams and there were no takers http://trib.al/KLIdU76
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 18 May 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
not that im surprised by that really, just, oooof.
i'm sure there are teams that would give him a shot, but not when he's owed $20m over the next two seasons
that whole trade is looking truly awful
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 May 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link
wang.xls
― How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
panda whomped on the knee by a pitch, helped off the field :[
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link
no serious injury, just sore false alarm
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link
napoli is fuckin cooked
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 22 May 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link
^^^naturally I say that and he gets one homer in an otherwise humiliating 12-5 beating by the angels one day and gets two homers the next
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 24 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
and another 2-run homer just now lol
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 24 May 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link
he's streaky as heck.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link
BROCK HOLT ladies and gentlemen!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 May 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link
jesus fucking christ kelly couldn't make it through 2 innings today
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 25 May 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
AL player of the week
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
well we can't all be right all the time now can we
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link
in the meantime, wade miley is currently the best red sox pitcher, nothing makes any sense
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link