but yea reverse psychology game strong if I do say so myself
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 18 June 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
nope nevermind forget it I was wrong
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 18 June 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
morbs come to a game! that would be about the only thing that gets me near fenway this summer.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 June 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link
@GordonEdesSandoval benched, admits that was him liking photos of woman on Instagram during game Said he was using bathroom at the time
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
lolllllllllllllllllll
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
I really don't know how they just went 13-2 on the royals after choking a lead and losing last night, but I like it
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
well ok I mean part of it was chris young but the floor scraping lows and skyscraper highs of this offense are so jarring
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
Wade Miley has become very impressive indeed
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
y'know
it's not the worst to be losing the orioles - it's annoying, mostly bc of what fuck bowshalter has done to make a rivalry there, but not like the yanks or rays - but to not be getting hits off ubaldo fucking jimenez, is this team fuckin kidding me
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link
I could apply that to most orioles starters this year actually
that said my lawd mookie betts is still on a 10 game hit streak *fans self*
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:07 (eight years ago) link
pedroia to the DL, kelly to pawsox, the JBJ experiment will roll on one final ridehttps://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/jbj.jpg
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 25 June 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
oh and deven marrero, and whoever the hell RHP jonathan aro is
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 25 June 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
@RedSox_ThoughtsBold move by the Red Sox to swap rosters with Pawtucket. May be a #turningpoint
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 June 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link
lol pretty much
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 25 June 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link
we'll see if i have pocket change for this in August (Jimmy Fund benefit):
http://saberseminar.com/the-participants-the-program/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
this team appears to have figured out how to play. even when they lose they look dangerous. maybe instagram's been banned from the clubhouse?
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
--slothroprhymes
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
lol that didn't work friggin zing
anyway, ~JBJ home runs~
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link
happy canada day
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
burn it to the ground
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
been done
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
clearly wasn't done right
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
this is the wackiest fuckin game
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 3 July 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
betts, holt xander and the inexplicably resurgent alejandro de aza all have 3 hits tonight
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 3 July 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
fangraphs predicts sox to have the best record in the AL the rest of the way
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link
I'm gonna not get hopeful and take that with like 9,000 grains of salt...
*watches hanigan score on xander's fourth hit*
SHITTY PARITY-STRICKEN DIVISION TITLE HERE WE COME *blows paycheck on tickets*
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 3 July 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link
but seriously, that is good to hear and I also cannot yet see it with this rotation even with buchholz being good again and e-rod showing promise
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 3 July 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/david-ortiz-did-something-no-red-sox-first-baseman-has-ever-done-004547771.html
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 6 July 2015 08:42 (eight years ago) link
weird
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 July 2015 09:01 (eight years ago) link
FOUR WINS IN A ROW FIRST TIME ALL SEASON 2015 AL EAST CHAMPS HERE WE COME LETS GET IT
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link
seriously they're slouching shockingly toward quality in a tangible way, but they can't lose momentum
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
4 1/2 back in the division
13.5% to win the division, 26.6% to make the playoffs
and you haven't even shit on mike napoli lately
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
I mean the team is kinda doing that for me, david ortiz is repeatedly playing first base. in AL games.
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link
I got to figure Ryan Hanigan is probably living out the dream getting to play for the Red Sox this year being from MA. Hanigan's a cool player, definitely someone that has pretty much maxed out of his talent.
― earlnash, Thursday, 9 July 2015 06:19 (eight years ago) link
buch's breaking ball that starts outside (to left-handers) and then darts back over the plate is fucking devastating today. he's thrown it like 80% of the time and he should keep doing so
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link
aaaand now he's hurt
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link
buch only on the 15-day, just enough time to coincide with the break and bring up brian johnson
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
I have also run out of possible explanations for the streak of de aza inexplicably doing something good or valuable in almost every game he plays in, at age 31 after being traded for nothing by the orange birds due to like a 15-game hitless streak
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link
as much as i love brock holt you could make the argument that his fielding miscues led directly to the big innings that lost the game yesterday and probably today
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
they won yday! Friday was the big fuckup
but yea I mean when holt fucks up it's usually pretty consequential, which you forget bc of his utility value/general competence
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
yes sorry day before yday
de aza 2-4 today
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
nbd man just gotta savor every win in these trying times
and yea the de aza train rolls on, he had a bad miscue in left yday when he was a defensive replacement but they won the game anyway so it wasn't even a big deal
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link
holt probably my straight up favorite player
would love to see mookie tear the cover off the ball here
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
ah shit
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
I like holt despite distrusting the cult of brock holt. xander is my favorite current red sock followed by koji
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
did not know there was a cult!! of what does this cult consist? yeah xander right up there, koji.. so many people to like on this team
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
lol I'm referring to the adoration and partial overrating focused around gritty wite players like holt, which tbf is not exclusive to boston (see how the yankee fans view gardner, countless other examples past and present) but because of certain aspects of our sports culture in the city can be magnified to a degree I find questionable
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
i getcha
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link
RHP from single-A greenville, mike kopech, banned 50 for some type of speed or another http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/07/16/red-sox-minor-leaguer-suspended-games/fbHt8rbLGqg9RMGzsyxt4J/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter
brilliant move, kid :/
― velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 16 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link