ground-ball pitchers, pandas, victorino's rickety spine and the hope of mookie betts: your 2015 Boston Red Sox

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yes sorry day before yday

de aza 2-4 today

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

nbd man just gotta savor every win in these trying times

and yea the de aza train rolls on, he had a bad miscue in left yday when he was a defensive replacement but they won the game anyway so it wasn't even a big deal

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

holt probably my straight up favorite player

would love to see mookie tear the cover off the ball here

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

ah shit

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

I like holt despite distrusting the cult of brock holt. xander is my favorite current red sock followed by koji

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

did not know there was a cult!! of what does this cult consist? yeah xander right up there, koji.. so many people to like on this team

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

lol I'm referring to the adoration and partial overrating focused around gritty wite players like holt, which tbf is not exclusive to boston (see how the yankee fans view gardner, countless other examples past and present) but because of certain aspects of our sports culture in the city can be magnified to a degree I find questionable

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link

i getcha

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link

RHP from single-A greenville, mike kopech, banned 50 for some type of speed or another http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/07/16/red-sox-minor-leaguer-suspended-games/fbHt8rbLGqg9RMGzsyxt4J/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter

brilliant move, kid :/

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 16 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

the fuck is it with this new generation of stimulants. oxilofrine?

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 16 July 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

tbh i wouldn't be too surprised if this were a mistake of supplements or something. he's 19, a first-round pick, got a $1.5m bonus -- no real motive at this point

he did have a jump in velocity this season, which everyone is now questioning, but that's hardly uncommon for high school kids

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 July 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

going to tonight's game. Go Angeles, Boo Panda.

Bee OK, Saturday, 18 July 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link

haha, Angels

Bee OK, Saturday, 18 July 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

lol ok dude

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 18 July 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link

like you don't need to be mad just bc the faustian bargain bochy made dictates that odd year wins are not permitted seems like a bad way to live imo

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 18 July 2015 01:51 (eight years ago) link

so Uehara threw Trout an 83 mph fastball? is that his 9th-inning weapon?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link

not much you can do against the best player there is

looked more like a failed splitter than his (such as it is) fastball, but oh well

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link

zloth you don't get me at all, i was being sarcatic. i was hurt at what he said at first but i have moved on...

Bee OK, Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:17 (eight years ago) link

only care about one team.

Bee OK, Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link

Trout is the man, they had two hits tonight and one was the walk-off.

Bee OK, Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link

I suppose I'm happier to see a drought stricken state get rained on than see the sox lose earlier in the evening

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Monday, 20 July 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link

rip eduardo

mookieproof, Monday, 20 July 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link

@TimBritton
The Angels scored seven runs on Eduardo Rodriguez's last eight pitches.

mookieproof, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

u coulda been a contender ed-rod

slothroprhymes, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

*sighs deeply*

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 04:45 (eight years ago) link

his offspeed stuff needs a lot of work imo

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link

I agree there def, also his movements are clearly easy to read although since he's a kid that can be fixed

unrelated, this dude filling in for don orsillo in the booth with remy is v off-putting

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 July 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link

sounds kinda like patrick bateman calling a game :/

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 July 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link

sometimes pitch tipping doesn't get fixed :/

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 July 2015 08:43 (eight years ago) link

sometimes pitch tipping doesn't get fixed :/

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 July 2015 08:43 (eight years ago) link

true, but he's so young and the massive natural talent is so clearly there i'm willing to wait to see if he works it out

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

never missing an opportunity for nostalgia mining, NESN is airing a marathon of classic pedro games

not that I'm complaining

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 26 July 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

currently on aug 28 2000 where he hit gerald williams and went complete game, 1H, 13K, 0R, 0BB.

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 26 July 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

Hot sub-.500 showdown on ESPN tonight.

Andy K, Sunday, 26 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

lol yea, at least with the tigers it's only one game under rather than...12.

miley is pitching tonight and his last start was legit great so there's that but I ain't expecting anything anymore. barring a massive run (which seems impossible), the season's fuckin over

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 26 July 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

turning point, people

:D

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

beautiful game. even if it's just that and things haven't changed overall, it was fuckin great

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link

also I posted earlier that miley was starting and it was in fact ed-rod, but rodriguez was great tonight!

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link

in the bleachers for pedro day

there will be tears

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

um how is that a home run

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link

frankly I was apoplectic (and it wasn't)

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 01:24 (eight years ago) link

ortiz is walking up to a spanish version of "fuck up some commas" tho that was alright

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 01:25 (eight years ago) link

poor cello ;_;

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link

he is not good at the pitching and the throwing and the ground ball outs it is true

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link

lol napoli

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 August 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link

fucking napoli. at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes somewhat consistent at the plate the rest of this season and the team still continues to repeatedly shit itself

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 1 August 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

trampa bay's SP, matt moore, has a 7.61 ERA and kelly (5.94) is pitching for boston so this'll prob be a high-scoring game of absolute shit-tasticness

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 1 August 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

good fuckin riddance lucchino, you fuck

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link

lol ungrateful much?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link


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