even the best hitter on earth strikes out roughly 89% of the time
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link
You guys are right, baseball is stupid.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
I seriously doubt that I will feel bad about the alternate universe Daniel Norris possibly having a breakout season for the 75-win Blue Jays.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
jeez, are we even gonna have any blockbuster trades for the final day? almost all the big names been got
(barring the half-dozen batshit things every baseball writer is predicting AJ preller to do, that is)
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 30 July 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
Complete deal: OF Gomez and RHP Fiers from #Brewers to #Astros for OF Phillips, LHP Hader, OF Santana and RHP Houser.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 30 July 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
Even more damning:
Shaquille O'Neal career free-throw percentage: .527Rickey Henderson career on-base percentage: .401
Rickey gives up.
― Andy K, Friday, 31 July 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link
otoh, everything but the last 3 minutes of an NBA game is shitboring.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link
Leake to SF
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/07/mike-leake-traded-giants-reds.html
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 11:02 (eight years ago) link
@JeffPassan 6 hours agoSources: Astros-Padres believed to be working on "something big." They've talked Tyson Ross and Craig Kimbrel. San Diego could use a CF.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 11:07 (eight years ago) link
Jay Bruce to Mets rumors? Wheeler plus the price
not crazy about that
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
red sox looking to get tyson ross and maybe kimbrel along with him
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:00 (eight years ago) link
Yankees, Astros also after Kimbrel sez Rosenthal
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link
Aroldis rumors
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/07/aroldis-chapman-yankees-reds-trade.html
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
kinda surprised at yanks going after closers/setup men - they have two of the best in baseball. sometimes I look at betances and think he straight up is the best.
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link
kimbrel would totally make sense for the 'stros though
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
feeling like the yankees are going for the royals' style of 4+ innings of relief seeing as how no pitcher can give them any length and CC is actually dead
― How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link
@Ken_Rosenthal 2mSource: #Orioles closing in on #Brewers’ Parra. Deal expected to be Parra for RHP Zack Davies, straight up.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
xp i suppose that makes sense, CC is indeed a deceased being and pineda's out for a while
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link
@Buster_ESPNThere is some speculation within the industry about a possible BOS/Cubs/Padres three-way blockbuster taking shape. Lots of pieces that fit.
stoked for the madness
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link
broxton to cardinals for . . . ?
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link
shits and giggles?
― Evan R, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
Probably just salary relief but still that is awesome news
― Evan R, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
wtf is happening
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
a canadian!
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
bud norris, one of the 'prizes' of a year ago, dfa'd
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
What's this about shits n giggles?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
brewers got mississauga's own malik collymore for broxton
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
mark lowe to blue jays for prospects
dan haren to the cubs
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
@jaysonstHearing rumblings that Jonny Gomes could get traded by #Braves today, as much for what he brings off the field as on it.
#grit
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
Bowtie gets ruminative
@Ken_Rosenthal 23m23 minutes ago#Padres’ trade candidates filing into #Marlins Park, preparing for a game they may never play.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link
Yanks-Kimbrel not happnin, kr sez
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
The Tigers are close to moving Yoenis Cespedes, Bob Nightengale of USA Today tweets. While the White Sox are involved, they aren’t the favorite.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
@BNightengale 3m3 minutes agoThe #Whitesox were aggressive, but fell short, and now out of #Tigers Cespedes sweepstakes
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
cespedes to the mets!?!
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
two minor leaguers, not Wheeler
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link
probably nimmo imo mo o
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link
Hope Cespedes re-signs with the Tigers. Sounds very possible.
― Andy K, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link
fulmer and cessa to detroit. the former is having a v. good year at least
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link
@Ken_Rosenthal#Padres largely standing pat because GM A.J. Preller believes the team can reach the postseason, source says.
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link
hahaha what
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link
sigh
― polyphonic, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
Cubs get RHP Tommy Hunter from Orioles for OF Junior Lake
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
oh look the red sox got another ben cherington special bullpen reclamation project for a PTBNL
*barfs*
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
happy for the mets though, 'grats morbs
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
welcome to Pittsburgh, JA Happ and Tarzan Morse
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
ja happ *and* joe blanton jfc
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
don't think the Pads can pull it off this year. but for next year, they're still looking alright.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
@Gambo987Dave Stewart tells Burns and Gambo the Padres wanted Paul Goldschmidt from the Dbacks for closer Craig Kimbrell....WOW
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link