2016 ALDS part A: red sox v. indians aka 2007 REMATCH

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begins Oct. 6 on TBS, time TBD. confirmed starters:

game 1: rick "pretty ricky" porcello v. trevor "@baueroutage" bauer
game 2: david "$217 million don't shortchange me" price v. corey "wait, my nickname is seriously 'klubot'? kluber
game 3: josh "little cowboy" tomlin v. either clay "my ERA is as unstable as my haircut" buchholz OR eduardo "who the fuck said i tipped pitches" rodriguez

Poll Results

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indians 10
red sox 3


if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

go Tribe go

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

lol good luck

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Evil Empire has to be cratered

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

that term, i'm not sure you know what it means, but i know better than ppl on the politics boards not to tete-a-tete for eternity

anyway, i don't exactly love the sox's chances due to the same unpredictable pitching that's been an issue all year, but otherwise it's the most optimal matchup

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

don't overcomplicate it; i like to root vs the deep pockets and uh, colorful fanbase

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

ie if a BOS-SF World Series takes place I will likely not watch

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

lol neither will 65 percent of SF fans, thinking in a deep and irrepressible part of their heart that they've already won

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

Cleveland

Andy K, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

i think 2day was the anniversary of the midge game

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

heh yep
2007 ALDS: Indians vs Yankees

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

y here is the subsequent alcs thread fyi -2007 ALCS: Cleveland y Red Sox

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

Tribe forever

marcos, Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

honestly, I can deal with any postseason outcome that isn't even year bullshit I swear to god

up to and including a humiliating sox loss. really can't call this one tho - sox are v good but the pitching is unpredictable beyond porcello (and even on good starts he's always a potential dinger surrenderer) and the tribe is v good but kinda injured

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Rooting for Cleveland. Kluber is my jam.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Don't mean to insult any Cleveland fans, and I may regret saying so, but I'm much rather the Jays have to face the Indians if they advance. So I'll root for them.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

TITO

Andy K, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

"the midges are in play"

johnny crunch, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

cal otm. if you can't stay on the bag, slide better or don't run

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

benintendi sez whatup

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link

cal otm. if you can't stay on the bag, slide better or don't run

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 6, 2016 8:50 PM (four minutes ago)

lol without looking cal stole something like 15-20 bases in his career

k3vin k., Friday, 7 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

(not watching this game but) literally no one besides cal i guess thinks the way the replay rule is being applied, to call runners out who lose contact with the bag for a split-second (OVERsliding the bag is a different thing obv), is a good thing. it's self-evidently stupid

k3vin k., Friday, 7 October 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

benintendi's dugout name has to be NoBenintendid right?

qualx, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

there's the porcello I remember from 2015

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

whoa

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

powpowpow

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Porcello's still prone to giving up HRs in batches, huh?

Andy K, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

LINDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

still smarting from missing the offs by like one game huh

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

"the offs" has a massholish ring to it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

I think I stole that one from lag00n, so, potentially

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

although I've literally only seen it online

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

rookies and new-to-the-postseason-guys homer bonanza!

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

weird game

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Tito is pulling out all the stops. He's got Kluber tomorrow. He's doing everything he can to win this one.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

just turned on this game. saw the bases loaded and they don't score but ahead.

Bee OK, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

yeah after seeing the fiasco of the AL wild card, it's just great to see Andrew Miller used properly.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

strongly disapprove of joe kelly being in this game, if it were up to me he would not even be in ohio

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

brock holt lol my gawd

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

Papi hustlin!

Spottie, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

I swear the play-by-play guy is saying "Steee-rike" like in Naked Gun.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

Hell of a game. "I wish the game didn't end like that" oh shut the fuck up Cal, they won fair and square. Pedroia swung.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

quite a game for roberto perez

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

I think Cal meant he didn't want the game to end with people yelling at a ref.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

didn't want the game to end with pedroia being pedroia

qualx, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

the price is ________

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

chisenhall's first homer off a lefty this season

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

the price is beans

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

this is fine!

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

no it's not!!!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

no escaping the narrative

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

who's the broadcaster with the needs-to-clear-throat voice?

Spottie, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

ernie johnson?

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

oh cool matt barnes is warming

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

welp

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

"it's been a breakout season for matt barnes"

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

price = hot garbage

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

nice fuckin headdress, tribe fan

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

nah not Ej

Spottie, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Warthog Pedroia error made me lol

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

well. i have tickets to today's game

maura, Sunday, 9 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

(it's pretty gross out)

maura, Sunday, 9 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

:(

brownie, Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

lol is crisp's arm just garbage now? that was damon-esque, cut-off man in short left, still one-hopped it to him

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

crisp had a bad arm when he was in his prime!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

Crissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssp

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

^this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

clev f/ legends of crisp / michael martinez / rajai Davis / brandon guyer are 1 inning from sweeping boston

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

also tito obv

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

mlb players with bad arms are so weird to me, kind of analogous to professional basketball players who can't shoot free throws. i 100% can throw better than crisp can

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Lots of three-ball counts.

Andy K, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

Scary closer episode for Cleveland fans. When I looked up Allen's stats and saw 8 dingers gave up this year, I thought this might get interesting.

earlnash, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

"He was really hoping...to play tomorrow." Thanks, Cal.

Andy K, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

dombrowski.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

Too soon.

Andy K, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

EVIL VANQUISHED

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

I can't believe we swept the Red Sox without Carrasco, Salazar, or Brantley. Tito for president!

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

good for the indians, maybe after they get smoked by toronto somebody will think to ask why tito emptied the chamber in this series.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

respect where due to the Indians - damn good team despite the mascot

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Cle-Cubs wd be a great faceoff btwn the two best tactical managers

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Really curious if Salazar will be back for the CS.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

how exactly did tito 'empty the chamber'?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Next game isn't till Friday so whoever was overworked last night can surely recover.

brownie, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link


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