Texas Rangers 2013

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two weeks pass...

sidney ponson?

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

yu vs lester, appointment tv

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

14 K's through seven ... it's three true outcomes day today in Texas (30 K's + BB's + HR's combined).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

jurickson is all abt the productive outs

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link

and Neal Cotts made it back

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link

rangers' first-round pick from last year has hit 10 homers and struck out 77 times in 42 games

kids these days smdh

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

david murphy pitching

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

nathan ks saunders looking, tx announcer - "he froze him like a digiorno pizza!"

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 July 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link

obv he shouldve tagged it - "saunders doesnt deliver!"

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 July 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link

gross

mookieproof, Friday, 5 July 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Holland is C. Thomas Howell-level annoying.

Andy K, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

ok, Engel Beltre had slipped by me til now

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

Susan Slusser brings the pain:

http://blog.sfgate.com/athletics/2013/08/03/matt-garza-apparently-takes-shots-at-eric-and-kaycee-sogard/

Andy K, Sunday, 4 August 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

@BNightengale
The #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make run at World Series w acquisition of Alex Rios

All in!

Andy K, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

1st place :D

rip van wanko, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

could just as easily read

The #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make a run at World Series w firing of Ron Washington

johnny crunch, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

quite an 8th by Scheppers there -- HBPs on consecutive pitches to tie the game

go Astros

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Just played for one run in the fourth inning -- had Andrus give up his at-bat.

Boy.

Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

That's Our Wash!

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

panic mode

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

Rangers lost by four.

Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

ok, the Stros have a 3-1 lead in the 4th; let's see how long it takes

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

WELP

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

baaaaaad Angel defense

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

did this game start at 11am for football reasons?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

thought it was weather-related

both teams in their red uniforms, looks hideous

druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

they expecting a twister?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

i think it was just supposed to rain really hard in the afternoon, and since it's the last weekend anyway, they wanted to make sure they got the game in

druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

and it starts to pour just as LAA mounts a 3-down rally.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

angels trying desperately to save ron washington's job

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

Yu tomorrow

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

rangers fire first base coach dave anderson, dugout coach jackie moore

the latter: "You look for reasons and I haven't found any, other than me being a Nolan guy."

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

why would you fire a first base coach

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

was he timing home-to-firsts wrong? didn't get out to second base fast enough to get people's gear? saying "BACK" during pickoffs in the wrong language?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

"lakers fire robert sacre, will search for new towel-waver"

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

poor high fives and butt slaps

best null wave (bnw), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

haha, his BSHFRC+ (adjusted buttslaps plus high-fives per runner coached) must have been below league average

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Anderson didn't coldcock Loney before he blocked first the other night

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve5_z6IybDE

Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

rangers have recalled ROUGNED ODOR from double-a

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link

happy 30th birthday to prince fielder

mookieproof, Friday, 9 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

They woke up and optioned Arencibia!

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsB-BeBCIAEOzX4.jpg

Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

Not into leg tattoos I guess

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

well, that just came up on my work computer.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

warnermadrigalbodyissue2009.jpg

Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

bastards

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2015 03:25 (eight years ago) link

have lost 3 in a row, West getting more interesting

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 10:46 (eight years ago) link

LOLendorf

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

first season since WS loss ive been able to follow the team again, if only toward the tail end. tough break today though i imagine this must have been as great a game for the dispassionate observer as it was painful for ranger fans

still optimistic about the ability to capture the dibision though apprehension is definitely rising

all my friends are vampires (art), Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

only had the radio going, amazing

someone link to the win probability graph

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2015-10-03&team=Rangers&dh=0&season=2015

WP was 98.6% at the start of the ninth.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 3 October 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

this was tolleson's 5th game in a row

qualx, Sunday, 4 October 2015 06:00 (eight years ago) link

if hamilton gives them anything, their lineup is kinda scary

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

hamels looks on pace to crack a complete game in under 100 pitches with a little luck

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 4 October 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link

well, not quite but they could let fielder pitch in the closer spot at this rate lol

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 4 October 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

craziest season ever

rip van wanko, Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link

what a game. almost poetic that the last out was that motherfucker, david freese.

all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

beltre extended! (for cheap-ish)

get versatile, joey gallo

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 April 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

"All I'm saying is, Rougned Odor never punched anyone before Matt Bush showed up on the team."

- Sussman, BP

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

not entirely true, as he did start some notable brawl in the minors also

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

well, this year!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

rougie getting eight games, supposedly

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

potntail playoff team deserves a new thread

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

choo back to DL / gallo up / yu starting saturday

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

nomar mazara!

always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 07:20 (seven years ago) link

^^^just hit a ball 491 feet

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

previous season-high was giancarlo at 475

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

fuck you, cole hamels

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

damn okay

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 28 May 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

return of darvish tonight!

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

mazara hit another BOMB

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

If Beltre and/or prince could wake up...

rip van wanko, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

first time in this forum this year, didn't actually realize there were threads for each team. So go Rangers, best team in the AL!

Dominique, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

choo back active, yu dl'd

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Colby Lewis pitching a no-no thru 8 (only 1 walk)

blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

dammit

blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

8.5 games up o_o

johnny crunch, Monday, 20 June 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

on june 1st tx was .5 games up

on june 23rd tx is 10 games up

johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link

they took care of that mariners hold on first place in short fucking order huh

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

i expect something of a regression, but it's obv a good lead to have.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

BP:

The Rangers tied a franchise record with 54 first-half wins. The first year the franchise played in Texas, they also had 54 wins ... total.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

the break really hit at an apt time though, they got worked by the twins the last few days

johnny crunch, Monday, 11 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

A cut from a broken souvenir beer mug has landed Texas Rangers reliever Jake Diekman on the 15-day disabled list.

Diekman hurt his left index finger while reaching into his luggage for a beer mug he bought at the bar Cheers in Boston. The mug had broken in his bag, and a piece of glass pierced his finger.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

have lost 15 of 19

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Maybe he has nothing against clowns. Wasn't he pissed off when the Rangers had him move to third?

Andy K, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

seems rare to have guys w career stats so similar as beltre/beltran b2b in a lineup, what are other examples?

beltre - 10000+ ab's; 2874 hits, 429 hr
beltran - 9000+ ab's; 2564 hits, 415 hr

plus their surnames are almost the same also tbqh

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

career earnings:

ade - $165M
carlos - $190M

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

carlos is 2 yrs older but debuted in mlb ~3 months after adrian

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Choo may return to platoon with Gomez in the postseason

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/report-the-rangers-could-get-shin-soo-choo-back-for-the-alds/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

.500 against losing teams

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/one-more-incredible-rangers-statistic/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

Carlos Gomez's transformation has been incredible, BA from .190 to .290 and OPS from .300s to ~.900

seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Rangers!

Dominique, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

d-backs?

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link


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