Rolling Avian Issues Thread

The-Crow:
the chances of a good looking bird in Chipping Norton have always been slim,

but this bird looks like a pidgeon with a racing blue paint job

searches for an empty blue aerosol continue

Rainham area Rilke

tick

yes

https://twitter.com/beamish13/status/311471697620504576

Big Bird.

Late again, us Queenslanders - what are ya gunna do?
St Kilda - warm, dry and hard, Hamill, Nic and the Train could not have it any better. I worry about where Lions goals are going to come from, go the young boys. What's this "old" Lions shit, 11 of the list are under 20!!! Footy makes the big time 4 Triple M are broadcasting all the Lions games this year with Lynch and the Fly in the box. Sell out and live on TV, Sweet

Carlton - like and admire North but the Blues have some momentum and this should see them through

Port Adelaide - I can't believe Freo are favourites with the bookies, this is the team that has won the most games over the past 4 years, have not lost at Subi against Freo, Port all the way.

Melbourne - Emotion yes, but once the game starts its about the here and now, D's too strong

Sydney - Swannies have the edge in talent in every position except the ruck.

West Coast - Just, I think, not to sure about the Crows at this stage and the Eagles on-ball players have now got to be consistant week to week, this is a good place to start.

Geelong - too much talent although I think this will be a close one

Collingwood - but you've got to like what the dogs have tried to do in the off season and with their new coach in charge will try and play tight footy, keeping the scores low, no more kick 130+ points and losing for the dawgs.

Enjoy your looooong weekend everybody, I'm off to Byron Bay after the game tonight - love is a mother-in-law who lives in Byron!!!!

Thanks Chriso - bloody thing just won't accept me at all.

Regards
Big Bird

― Big Bird (Big Bird), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:15 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trampling all over that sweet avian whimsy

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/kingfisher-discovered-and-killed-natural-history-museum-339525

quite the most extinguished of riparian avianry

or just a shy bird

GFOTY ‏@GFOTY 20 Mar 2013

destined 2 b a norf london tennis or kids footy coach's bird. :-/

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jm%2BGvcU3L._SX327_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QOhsPgexGk

“Let’s go and see what’s happening with the sparrow. We have to wait a while anyway.”
We went. Out the door, in the bushes, we encountered the fa- miliar darkness, the familiar smell, we approached the familiar place, but our gaze beat in vain against the blackness, or rather against a multitude of various blacknesses effacing everything— there were black caverns caving in, next to other holes, spheres, layers, poisoned by semi-existence, and this flowed together into a kind of concoction that had a restraining, opposing effect. I had a flashlight, but I wasn’t free to use it. The sparrow had to be ahead of us, by two paces, we knew where, but we couldn’t reach it with our gaze that was being devoured by something negating it, by darkness. Finally . . . the bird loomed as if it were the center of a configuration, a thickening no bigger than a pear . . .

https://twitter.com/colebunzel/status/664482511343472640

lol

In 1964 Doda made international news, first by dancing topless at the city's Condor Club, then by enhancing her bust from size 34 to 44 through silicone injections. Her breasts became known as Doda's "twin 44s" and "the new Twin Peaks of San Francisco."[5]

"What used to bother me was when I was a kid, people used to take things from me. I used to wear glasses and, I don't believe the guy did this..He took the milk, you always had milk when you was a kid. He took the milk and he took my glasses..and I wanted to get my glasses, but I was scared to fight the guy for some reason..because he talked tough. But something that he did was so cruel. I was devastated, but he took my glasses, fold them up. There was a big truck there; I think it was a lunch truck. He took the gas tank, opened [it] up, and put my glasses in the gas! Dropped it where you put the gas, turned it back, and there was no way I could ever get my glasses. And at that time I couldn't believe someone could be that cruel to do that."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

lj have you seen this?

http://www.poachedmovie.com

that looks interesting

virunga with fewer guns amirite

One resident took photographs and contacted cemetery managers after witnessing a seagull destroying a soft toy at the graveyard.

“A seagull was standing on the grave and it picked up a brown soft toy, carried it several feet away and attacked it in what seemed to be an aggressive attack,” she said.

“It was holding the toy down with its foot and tearing the stuffing out of it.”

Paignton Cemetery manager Sarah McKerrell added: “Unfortunately, birds are a constant source of problems.”

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/seagulls-vandalising-graves-dead-babies-Devon/story-27709956-detail/story.html

attacked it in what seemed to be an aggressive attack

Police have arrested a man on suspicion of trying to punch Crystal Palace’s bald eagle mascot Kayla during a match at Selhurst Park.

The Croydon Advertiser reported a 34-year-old from Welling was arrested on Friday morning after the incident, which is said to have occurred during a Capital One Cup fixture between Palace and Charlton on 23 September.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/20/crystal-palace-eagle-kayla-charlton-punch

Worse than that, I was in the very front row of the Arf Awake stand and just before kick off the fella was bringing that beautiful Eagle (yes I know its naff, but its not the Eagles fault) around the outside of the pitch, as he came past us this complete bell end aimed a punch at the eagle, now I dont know if he is a member here, and I dont care, but you are a piece of shit.

http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/comment/2262755#Comment_2262755

violence against avians is contemptible no matter whose arm they sit athwart

a child would kick a gull in the street

trust that you will keep the thread updated on how the charlton forums cover the story

sub judice for the moment though -- be sure to let ver plod know if you see anything that might be relevant to the case

if you leave aside your partisan affections for charlton and belenenses and consequent genocidal loathing for crystal palace and benfica, which eagle would you consider more dope in purely avian terms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89r9tP1Lt0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzCMIbcYz0

Kayla
A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.

The defition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.
The girl I went out with last night was such a Kayla, but for some reason she hasn't called me back; I even paid for her dinner!
by GoofyR January 16, 2007
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Kayla
A girl who isn't the tallest girl around, but doesn't care. She's proud of who she is, no matter what people say about her. Always extremely random and loud, also somewhat clingy, yet still lovable. Loves to smile and laugh and is always energetic. Clumsy, and has a lot of dumb moments. Will always try to find a bright side in the worst of situations. Tries to make friends whenever she gets the chance. Doesn't like to be alone, unless she needs space. Doesn't always like to be in control. Shy, afraid to stand up for self. Lazy, but will do things when necessary. Has an amazing personality. Thought to be a flirt, but actually just likes to be herself. Doesn't care if she's popular or not, or if she's got haters. When she says she loves you, she means it, with everything she's got, even if she can't think of any way to show it. Confusing and hard to understand. But once you prove to her that you should be able to get to know her more, she'll tell you everything without holding back.
Person #1 : hey who's what really hyper person over there?
Person #2 : who, that short girl?
Person #1 : yeah
Person #2 : that's Kayla. How do you NOT know?
Person #1 : damn, she's hot.
by snowflakieees927 January 03, 2010
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Kayla
A fucking goddess.
You couldnt describe her with anything but perfect. Beautiful, and smart. Will Succeed above anyone and anything. She is envied by everyone, she will suprise you in anyway.She is amazzing in bed and is Deliciously sexy. She is who you want to be.
I want to be a kayla.
by 1111222233334444 August 11, 2008
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Kayla
The most perfect girl in the world. Created by God.FUNNIEST person you will ever meet. She may act like she's 6 but thats the best part.She is lazy but will do anything for you. The most beautiful girl to walk the earth. A person who makes girls cry into their pillows cause they aren't her. Who doesn't love kayla? Coolest and most gangster person you will ever meet. The Most random person in the world. Will dance and sing to any specific music. Mst likely to be blonde. Guys are jealous when someone they know has a girlfriend named kayla. Everything about Kayla makes a person smile.
Dakota: Wow! Look at that girl!
Drake: Must be a Kayla.
by Dakota bearr February 01, 2009
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Kayla
smart in a way, funny (even in the sick humorus way), shy at times, beautiful in her oun way, not skinny but not fat, passion for art & anime, loving, compassionate, cares alot about her family and especialy her friends, she's a bit clingy, a bit obsessive, a promiss keeper, a sholder to cry on, a good friend, she'd take a bulet for anyone even if she didn't know them, she's cry at a funeral even if the person wasn't related or didn't even know her, tend to be very emotional, all in all, she's hard to understand, hard to describe any further, she's not normal, but she's not wierd, she's just kayla
Kayla's hard to understand
by unknown to anyone January 29, 2009
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Kayla
The most crazy and kick ass person to ever walk the face of the earth. She is the most amazing friend. She can be serious when it counts and crazy as hell when needed. She deffinately has her blonde moments.
Wow that friend of mine is so Kayla.
by Funkybiotch. February 03, 2010
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Kayla
(noun); the bestest wife on earth with golden words of wisdom. <3

(adjective); a word used to describe lovers

(adverb); a word that describes UR FACE
"Kayla is so pretty!"
"Aw, they're so Kaylas!"
"Their were two Kaylas under the tree!"
by my cousin! November 11, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I0LkEfaCxo

went on a winter stroll with a friend the other day, down the thames bank from richmond to kew bridge, past kew gardens

opposite the latter, in a narrow row of shrubs between path and river, we caught sight of a treecreeper, a wren and two goldcrest not five feet from us

lj

if you help to make 'ill manors'

by

plan b

memetically viable; in theory, in praxis, and in fact

in 2016

Garbage kinder indie tunes in this bar. Broken up by Sam and Dave

then i covenant to normalize birdwatching, ornithology, avifauna fandom, or whatever else this strange love calls itself

on ilx

that which was once spoken of in hushed tones will be rendered as exoteric as clean bandit

"strange love"

yet bereft of its insipidity xp

Oh Al Green, praise the lord, I feel cleansed *flies off dumping an epic liquidy shit*

let's go looting

xp where are you?

There's no way in hell I'm divulging my exact location on this board but let's just say I'm in the far far east bay.

Hitlertown, CA?

as in Antioch or like Stockton?

no