xp. fits like a glove
― *-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
Rip lance armstrong, inventor of the trumpet
― Treeship, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 1:20 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:23 (seven years ago) link
horchata blue moon is like drinking an ilx thread
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, February 10, 2017 1:32 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Friday, 10 February 2017 02:28 (seven years ago) link
Is it wrong not to like music? [Started by Bill in April 2001, last updated twenty-three minutes ago by imago on I Love Music] 51 new answers
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link
Happy humour day everyone
― a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Saturday, April 1, 2017 2:30 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link
All tropes are bad here.― Jeff, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:24 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
lol
― imago, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
that might be in my all-time bottom 10
― carles the jekyll (imago), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 5:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's a big bottom ten
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 7:35 AM (3 hours ago)
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (two years ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
l0l
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
tbh I had forgotten what FAAB was and had to look it up.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
the only FAAB i know is a fantasy football waiver setting option
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
Female Assigned At Birth -- from the great BB gender wars of 2015: the birth of the Cis
― sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
oh yeah that's where i got this scar
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
there's a brisket joke to be made
― sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link
wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit
― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, January 12, 2018 2:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 12 January 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link
I drive 77mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit.
― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:58 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
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― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/12msOFU8oL1eww/giphy.gif
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
aloha darkness my old friend (katherine) wrote this on thread pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.) on board I Love Music on Sep 11, 2018
if someone asks you what your favorite food is you don't consult the national restaurant association to figure out what the most popular lunch item is in 2018, you say what your favorite food is
this is a great post
― sarahell, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
When I was 18 I uncovered a little-known voter fraud loophole and voted twice. While university students were accounted for, one thing HM Gov hadn't borne in mind was boarding school pupils. I turned 18 a few months before the 2005 GE but was still in residence at Westminster for the election; I received voting cards both there and at home. So, during the day, I travelled back to the safe Labour seat of Lewisham East and showed my scorn for that warmonger Blair by voting Lib Dem (except instead of an X in the box I drew a little hand with its finger upraised, so grandly did I cherish my uniqueness). Come evening, I returned to the safe Tory seat of Westminster and having already cast my 'real' vote, put my X beside the Veritas candidate - yes, the hard-right party led by Kilroy - for what are nowadays termed 'the lulz'. I believe the clincher was the candidate's address, at a location known as Little Britain.
A year later I joined ILX, and continued to demonstrate excellent qualities therein.
― imago, Tuesday, November 6, 2018 4:52 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link
Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Feb 3, 2019
Arthur Hitler
Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.) wrote this on thread woody allen on board I Love Everything on May 13, 2016
Read that as Arthur Hitler
michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Oct 18, 2012
Search Again... Next...
― sarahell, Monday, 4 February 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link
Coffee [Started by Ally in October 2001, last updated five hours ago by Yerac on I Love Everything]
probably the closest we will come to a user named "Ylla"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link
Choose Your Own Coronavirus Adventure
Your friend Sam says it would be a great idea to come to the little house party they're throwing tonight. You aren't sure. "Don't they say we should stay inside?" you ask. Sam is adamant. "You don't want to miss this."
If you go to the party turn to page 34. Otherwise go to page 52.
p. 34
That’s what your mind is telling itself, anyway, as the last cells of your cerebral cortex burst in starburst waves, like the glowing algae in a midnight lagoon. In the isolation ward, your EKG goes to a steady tone. The doctors take away the ventilator and give it to a patient who arrived this morning. In the official records of the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll be recorded as victim No. 592.
The End
― Mordy, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
A+
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link
Amazing
― tangenttangent, Friday, 20 March 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
Aye.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:16 (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
Amazing. It's Jo!sla)xa, trenchant, excelsior, vmic all rolled into one.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
yeah. I know. but by this standard generations blend imperceptibly more often than not, and the standard labels promoted by marketers and feature writers confuse matters more than they illuminate.
the boomers started at a great dividing point, where WWII had kept young men and women physically apart and children very few, then suddenly the men came back and mating exploded almost instantly. but that sharply defined beginning point gives a false sense of unity to the boomers, because no one can say when that generation really ended or the next began.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, May 4, 2020 6:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
ok boomer
― mookieproof, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:53 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza
But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust
I am wading into the ocean as I type this
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 16:41 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link
This one's confusing me because I'm not sure what it's supposed to be indicative of? esby's contempt for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by ILXors? Or esby parodying the kneejerk contempt of ILXors for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by esby? Having heard esby's own music, I can only assume it's the latter.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:14 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
esby's own music is, as far as we know, psych-rock/kosmische
― imago, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:16 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Exactly, indie.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:17 AM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link
Hitler
― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Which one?
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― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Bridget Hitler’s Diary
― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:43 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
cabbage is a conservative and a child molester
etc
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 6, 2020 3:05 AM (seven hours ago)
― sarahell, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
Is this Grateful Dead? Why does everyone call them The Dead?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, August 21, 2020 12:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
great question Robert Adam Gilmour, can i call you Bob?
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, August 21, 2020 12:57 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
Never used it, generally prefer my reality unfiltered and have never gotten annoyed or irritated enough to want to go through the trouble.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
i thought i clicked on the coffee thread and you were talking about drinking "really unfiltered" coffee because you never used your complicated coffee maker
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:38 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
yeah he aaa in michigan last week
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink
Oh shit he get a flat?
― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:16 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink
was a touching tribute to auto workers
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:17 AM (six days ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 25 September 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
maybe if FP was more fun to use people would do that but nothing happens. it's not like when you text someone happy birthday on iphone and it makes balloons pop up on your screen.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, October 10, 2020 1:20 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
but it's a smaller proportion given the larger turnout right
― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
i come from englande with maths
― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:09 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
No imago, 2.2% is more than 2.1%
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:10 PM (one hour ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
I'm pretty sure that Mrs. Jackson knew that Outkast fucked her daughter before she heard that song.
― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:44 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link
another actor from Bosom Manor has died
― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 06:48 (three years ago) link
"for me, caring requires a willingness to engage, not just observe."Wrong again!― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 3:34 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkI'm glad you won't be my caregiver in old age.― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, June 28, 2022 8:38 AM (one hour ago)
Wrong again!
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 3:34 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I'm glad you won't be my caregiver in old age.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, June 28, 2022 8:38 AM (one hour ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link
Who has more "enthusiasm" for the Beatles: A teenage girl in 1964 screaming until she's blue in the face and passes out or a smug, self-satisfied 2022 Holden Caulfield nerd who posts "born in the wrong era" image macros on 4chan. Who can say?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (eighteen minutes ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link