Ben Cousins.

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Has just won the Brownlow, is participating in one of the biggest sporting occasions in Australia, and looks and sounds as if he has just swallowed 100 Valium tablets.

Show at least some excitemnent, you git. FFS

― chrisso (chrisso), Friday, 23 September 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

The job's not done yet Susso.

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Friday, 23 September 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I realise this, but the bloke looks like he's off to a funeral! I think he's going over the top with his 'keep a lid on it' persona.

― chrisso (chrisso), Friday, 23 September 2005 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ahhh give him a break, I'm sure he'll take the lid off if we win tomorrow. Anyway, he has flashed a few trademark smirks and grins during the week, haha. Remember he arrived at the club just as our reign was coming to an end...

― Lee-Ann (willo-selly kenobi), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Look, he just doesn't want to look like a showoff. Generally he doesn't look like he's going to a funeral, or he's swallowed 100 Valium tablets. Besides, he did celebrate a little bit over his Brownlow Medal win. I think he deserved to get the Norm Smith Medal.

― Em, Sunday, 25 December 2005 09:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Ben Cousins is an arse hole.

― Chrissy, Sunday, 25 December 2005 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Ben Cousins is 1 of the best footy players that has ever played AFL so stop going on about things. He is a champion

― why, Wednesday, 21 June 2006 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Top player no doubt, but one of the best ever? Pfft.

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Why indeed?

Six months between posts suggests quite strongly to me that we have all moved on, except you who have just moved IN and so your views don't matter a whole lot as yet.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

eight years pass...

Ben Cousins is an arse hole.

― Chrissy, Sunday, 25 December 2005 09:07 (9 years ago)

― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link

Jingle Jangle now then now then!
Dear Jim'll
Please could you fix it for me to lick your arse hole, cos it must taste nice all them big fat cubans you've been smoking (ahem)

― Hamish Mactavish (duffath), Thursday, 15 April 2004 17:24 (11 years ago)

― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

He once claimed Prolapse were better than Supertramp. Arse hole.

― Roger Hodgson, Friday, 27 May 2005 17:37 (9 years ago)

― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

I thought menswe@r were a pile of arse even at the time!

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 27 April 2015 05:11 (eight years ago) link

On 11 March 2015, Cousins was arrested in the Perth suburb of Bicton after leading police on a slow-speed car chase, stating he could not stop due to a family emergency.[92] On 15 March 2015, it was reported that Cousins had been sent to a mental health facility after he was found inside the Special Air Service's Campbell Barracks in Swanbourne.[93] Cousins was arrested for the third time in two weeks after trying to outrun police in Canning Vale following a "bizarre incident" outside a Sikh temple.[94]

― the rites of spring reverb (haitch), Monday, 27 April 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link

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