What Form after Death
What form after death will we take, a gizmo birdie like William Butler Yeats? I doubt it. How about a doorstop bunny like the one we saw in Charleston, wanted but didn't have the money? Heavy enough to be made of lead, paint rubbed off its head by petting, no gust strong enough to slam what it kept open. Nope, the rain comes out in mirages shredded. I don't know where any of us are headed, a furnace of ectoplasmic metallurgy or compost pit of worms working between hermaphroditic orgies? Dear mustachioed Aunt Gloria who gave me 20 bucks to blow on rubber snakes and pinball, what became of you? Small stone rubbed smaller by the wave's surge? Birthday song becomes a dirge, the soldiers poem quaint words on crumbing paper. Is that what you were telling me when you didn't know who? I'd be the last to insist my mother didn't have conversations with my father on the TV set after he was dead. Sometimes I too hope to return, make some mischief at our favorite restaurant, snuff some candles and whisper how much I love you if you're still around. And Stan Rice, now just 7 or 8 books no one talks about but when I reread still frighten me into delight. Maybe all that we become is rhyme of our limited time alive, an echo loosening almost no snow, no avalanche, just some puffs of white like clouds that seem like nothing until the pilot hits one.
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 31 May 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
ON BEING ASKED BY A STUDENT IF HE SHOULD ASK OUT SOME GIRL
I say get her alone in a kitchen. I say what Keats said. I say don't wear that. I display the driftwood you picked up at McClure's the day we saw the whale. Part question mark, part claw, part stroke personified. I say buy her a box of crayons, the big 64 box. I say you'll be dead soon anyway. Outside the snow hesitates and thaws but my office has no windows. I say my office has no windows and down the hall the copy machines moan, Again, again, my chair all swiveling squawk. I say when I was young. I tell about carrying your chair across the bridge and how sick your cockatoo seemed the first weeks in our new apartment. I say we'll be dead soon anyway. I explain how after looking half the afternoon for two socks, one mine, one yours, we find them under a pillow, nestled together like newts in love. I say it's hopeless as holding a bag of strawberries in the rain. I mean what happens to wet paper bags. I say climb the mountain. I read some Donne aloud like I'm paid to do. I move the triangle toward the furnace as indication of the indeterminacy of all human affairs. There is no triangle, there is no furnace. I say when I was alone and miserable. I let the canoe stutter and drift. I lift my hands like someone asked to dance a dance I don't know how to. I have this pain. I have died this way in a previous life, my armor clattering in the dust. It's spring in the Alps. On Venus it's Spring and tiny Venusians chortle with sobs far beyond our registers, inventing new forms of love. I ask her name. I say spell it. I ask, What did you get on the midterm? Across the hall, my colleague explains something 18th century to a cloud of perfume. I am thinking this morning to discard the opera, wrote John Cheever in his journal. To find out why life has this huge dog, wrote Vallejo in Spanish in Paris. He fell over coughing up blood. If I had my notebook, I'd cross everything out. I love the sea, how it crosses everything out. I almost start talking about Wisconsin. I say, You can do two things, maybe three. I say the final's on Monday, mostly short answer, some i.d.
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 31 May 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Arts of Camouflage
After years of walking funny, of sleeping sideways like a shrub, of trying to transform myself into a panther, the morning I woke transformed into a panther wasn't all that different from waking transformed into a jellyfish, dune grass, into nothing at all. Same sun in the eyes, same clouds bleeting like lambs, bleeting like lions eating lambs, same stupid choice of shirts: blue or brown would I be hiding in sky or ground which finally didn't matter much because I tore them all apart. This was in '42. We felt pretty routy in '42. There was the war. There was stacking stuff upon the endless courseways. Nobody was eating chocolate, then suddenly chocolate was okay. There was deferment, inkblots, obscure forestries. The Effort. Kids today, they look at a rock and think nothing, think a rock can't just rise up and smote. There wasn't all this equipment you see advertised even in commercials about killing ants. Still we carried plenty. Detonators. French letters. Atropine. Philosophy tracts. A thing is never fully itself but often talks to itself in code. You'd dream you were surrounded by torn-open bodies and wake up surrounded by torn-open bodies until the spiritual seemed a preferable dwelling but purely in a terrifying manner like a leaf falling from a tree or a stranger speaking your name. Sure, I believe in life after death, it's just that this life after death is so much like the last one, no one notices they've already died bunches of times. Same trenches. Corrosive fogs. Same protective coatings nearly impossible to get off and when you do, you've damaged what's inside. Actually I never changed into a panther. I just said that to get your attention like someone yelling Fire when there's really not even a spark, in fact it's rained solid for weeks.
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 31 May 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Lives of the Noncombatants
Poor Lorca, all those butterflies in his bulletholes and there's only one lousy stranger to throw dirt on him. When the Falange threatened to set fire in his home, the stranger volunteered to save his children, each shovelful doesn't fall on a daughter, each clod bouncing in an open eye unearths a son. There's a song that can't be translated. The stars in it make no sense but are very bright. We knock at the window, we knock at the wind. God shoots up her hand then pulls it back, the question's not what she thought was being asked. We knock at the door, the ceiling, the floor, the century.
Poor Lorca, what a sissy, his whole life he knew this was coming and still he looks like an idiot, suddenly he stops defanging the piano in his underwear and gets all morbid, embarrassing the diplomats. He asks his parents for more memory for a silver pant leg, wristwatches to fill a fishbowl and then he turns around and puts tar in his hair. His stage directions call for a rain of stiff white gloves. You know what it's like to be wakened by dogs, don't you? What it's like to drop a couple thousand feet? You know what a shovel is, don't you? The only way we can withstand his berries is by boiling them in an iron pot then straining the mush through a cloth and throwing away what comes through and throwing away what's left then wrapping the cloth around our heads and even then our dreams will almost kill us.
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 June 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
This man has been beaten about the face and head by an inflated pig's bladder and it is obviously tragic.
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 June 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Whale Watch
Sometimes you may feel alone and crushed by what you cannot accomplish but the thought of failure is a fuzz we cannot rid ourselves of anymore than the clouds can their moisture. Why would they want to anyway? It is their identity and purpose above the radish and radicchio fields. Just because a thing can never be finished doesn't mean it can't be done. The most vibrant forms are emergent forms. In winter, walk across the frozen lake and listen to it boom and you will know something of what i mean. It may be necessary to go to Mexico. Do not steal tombstones but if you do, do not return them as it is sentimental and the sentimental is a larval feeling that bloats and bloats but never pupates. Learn what you can of the coyote and shark. Do not encourage small children to play the trombone as the shortness of their arms may prove quite frustrating, imprinting a lifelong aversion to music although in rare cases a sense of unreachability may inspire operas of delicate auras. If you hook, try to slice. I have not the time to fully address Spinoza but put Spinoza on your list. Do not eat algae. When someone across the table has a grain of rice affixed to his nostril, instead of shouting, Hey, you got rice hanging off your face! thereby perturbing the mood as he speaks of his mother one day in the basement, brush your nose as he watches and hidden receptors in the brain will cause him to brush his own nose ergo freeing the stupid-looking-making rice. There is so much to say and shut up about. As regards the ever-present advice-dispensing susurration of the dead, ignore it; they think everyone's going to die. I have seen books with pink slips marking vital passages but this I do not recommend as it makes the book appear foolish like a dog in a sweater. Do not confuse size with scale: the cathedral may be very small, the eyelash monumental. Know yourself to be made mostly of water with a trace of aluminum, a metal commonly used in fuselages. For flying, hollow bones are best or no bones at all as in the honeybee. Do not kill yourself. Do not put the hammer in the crystal carafe except as a performance piece. When you are ready to marry, you will know but if you don't, don't worry. The bullfrog never marries, ditto the space shuttle yet each is able to deliver its payload: i.e. baby bullfrogs and satellites, respectively. When young, fall in and out of love like a window that is open and only about a foot off the ground. Occasionally land in lilacs or roses if you must but remember, the roses have been landed in many times. If you do not surprise yourself, you won't surprise anyone else. When the yo-yo "sleeps", give a little tug and it will return unless it has "slept" too long. Haiku should not be stored with sestinas just as one should never randomly mix the liquids and powders beneath the kitchen sink. Sand is both the problem and the solution for the beach. To impress his teacher, Pan-Shan lopped off his own hand, but to the western mind, this seems rather extreme. Neatly typed, on-time themes strongly spelled are generally enough. Some suggest concentrating on one thing for a whole life but narrowing down seems less alluring than opening up except in the case of the blue pencil with which to make lines on one side of the triangle so it appears to speed through the firmament. Still, someone should read everything Galsworthy wrote. Everyone knows it's a race but no one's sure of the finish line. You may want to fall to your knees and beg for forgiveness without knowing precisely for what. You may have a hole in your heart. You may solve the equation but behind it lurks another equation. You may never get what you want and feel like you're already a ghost and a failed ghost at that, unable to walk through walls. There will be a purple hat. Ice cream. You may almost ruin the wedding. You may try to hang yourself but be saved by a kid come home early from school or you may be that kid who'll always remember his mother that day in the basement, how she seemed to know he'd done something wrong before he even knew and already forgave him, the way she hugged him and cried. Nothing escapes damage for long, not the mountain or the sky. You may be unable to say why a certain song makes you cry until it joins the other songs, even the one that's always going on and is never heard, the one that sings us into being. On the phone, the doctor may tell you to come in. It may rain for three days straight. Already you've been forgiven, given permission. Each week, cryptograms come with the funny papers. You're not alone. You may see a whale.
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 June 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
AFTER 8 BEERS, I RISE INTO THE TURBULENCE
Pittsburgh airport, early winter, my plane socked in and the first two beers, 2.50 per, I try to drink slow. The receipts tag the clock precisely: 7:54, 8:18 so I could be sipping
time itself, lapping all the numbing events puddled in the news like a shade of Hell guzzling goat's blood. Down the hatch to John Lennon shot, gulp goes the baby stuck
in the storm pipe, swallow hard for all those hostages going down sideways. On TV a blizzard too, two teams skate furiously one red, one black like warring ants, the puck obscured in the down-
and up- and overpour so there's nothing to connect the surge and combat to except the idea of a puck which always comes too late. 8:38. I've not nearly had enough and
the guy next to me, also stuck, piling up a thicket of plastic swords, shows me a picture in one of the flesh magazines you have to reach way back for: the girl in a froth
of stuffed animals, shucked, clutching a giraffe. My daughter, he says although I don't believe him. The expression on her face is not a look a father should ever see, step or otherwise. And his face?
Maybe he's already turned to stone, maybe he's spat out as much as he can and flies from runway bar to runway bar like a man trapped in an early Twilight Zone, hunting
for someone to set him free, unburden him, someone who'll say Oh yeah, this is my son on page 23, my wife on the trapeze, here's Mom on the leash. Maybe I'm as dead as my Dad,
maybe my plane's already crashed and what we're dealing with is a bunch of ghosts trying to wash out the last gristle of their earthly lives, what's stopping us from rising
in an ectoplasmic burn-off. He probably didn't believe me either when I said I was going from one funeral to another, that last bit just to keep things lively. But it was snowing
too hard to be Hell and the music told us we'd better not cry and I just swallowed, didn't say much more, just fluttered his magazine, recognized no one, read the columns about
people having sex in grocery stores, tollbooths, airplane washrooms, places you'd think utterly incommodious, hostile to whatever it is we work so hard to give and take from and to each other.
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 June 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Ten Inspirations
1 You decide to make soup. You do not have any carrots or onion. Any celery or chicken or leaves. You have water and salt though. Boil ten minutes. Serve. And afterwards this simple soup may be used to wash your face.
2 You decide to make a masterpiece. You do not have any paints or thorns, any genius or paper, any pianos or sticks or rubber. You have air though. No doubt about it, a masterpiece.
3 You decide to make a god. Don't have no commandments, no Renaissance altarpieces, no relics, tax-sheltered televangelists, funny hats. You do have yourself. Wow, gods act like Walt Whitman.
4 You decide to tell your sweetheart how much you like humping him or her but even as you're coming, his/her nipples stiff as pearls under your palm, you know there's something deeper you love.
5 You decide to make a flower. You don't have any seeds, bees, bat guano, engravings, pitchforks, sunshine, scarecrows. You have a feeling though. Presto.
6 You decide to make a gift. You have artificial eyes, education, lightweight wing material, electricity, sugar, chlorophyll, a bedroom, doo-wop. I can't wait.
7 You decide to make a moon then realize you don't have room anywhere to put it. One moon will have to provide enough rhyming opportunities.
8 You decide to make a suspension bridge. You look through a toilet paper tube. You have the day off. Call Tony but he's on his way to the Cape. Watch a TV show about paratrooping supermodels. Wipe gunk off a surface. Your cat tells you it's dinnertime but it's only three o'clock.
9 You decide to make a match. Don't have any sulfur or magnesium. No striking surface, accelerant or slogan. You give up and sleep and a bride-sized spark plug tells you to look within. There's a sea horse.
10 You are in your pajamas eating cold pizza when you decide to make a coyote. Now all you need is a pregnant coyote.
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 June 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
ROTHKO'S YELLOW
What I don't understand is the beauty. The last attempts of the rain, my shoulders aching from all afternoon with the ladders and the hour with her. I watch the rainbow until I have to focus so hard I seem to create it. Thinking of her watching this storm, wanting him. This lightning. This glut in the gutters. Now only the yellow left. Now the blue seeped out. The purple gone. The red gone. People downstairs playing Bach, the quiet attenuated Bach. She must have tried and tried. The holes drilled in. The small man in the movie who looked like laughter would kill him. The carnation farmer who left snared birds for the woman he loved. Who would hang himself after stitching her ribbon to his chest, What I don't understand is the beauty. I remember the theatre in Berkeley where we sat eating cucumbers, watching the colossal faces played over with colossal loss. I would get off early and meet her outside, her hair always wet. All last night I listened to the students walk by until 3, only the drunk left, the rebuffed and suddenly coupled. What did I almost write down on the pad by my bed that someone lowered me into my sleep? One morning when she and I still lived together, the pad said only, cotton. Cotton. Sometimes it's horrible, the things said outright. But nothing explains the beauty, not weeping and shivering on that stone bench, not kneeling by the basement drain. Not remembering otherwise, that scarf she wore, the early snow, her opening the door in the bathing light. She must have tried and tried. What I don't understand is the beauty.
― johnny crunch, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
somehow it's not the greatest discovering them this way, not compared to how i've discovered others
― youn, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i like it
― W i l l, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
big fan of dean young over here
― (9/9/8/9) (cozwn), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wow i love (some of, a lot of) this!
― jed_, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I have skid u can borrow
― (9/9/8/9) (cozwn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
yes please
― jed_, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link
First You Must
Before the abstract cone enfiladedin blue enthusiasms, you must learnto draw a tree that looks like a tree.But first you must study bark at the Institute of Bark in Amsterdam.You must learn the woody organelles in Dutchalthough first you must be immunized.Luckily this is not the 14th centuryand you are not trying to become a doctor of the throatas you would have only the bodies of hanged thievesto cut apart and hanging makes a messof the mechanisms of the throat. Hopemay be depicted as a cinder block wrappedin aluminum foil which is prettyrotten luggage. First you'llfall in love with what you can'tunderstand. The baby ram butts the shiny tractor.Nothing you draw looks like anything else.First you must build a cathedral of toothpicks.Write nothing but sonnets for a year.The error is not to fall but to fallfrom an ungreat height. First you must fallfor the girl like you on the boatseeming to leave all she knows but alsounlike you in some important, not onlyglandular, ways. The days grow short, icier,the heart like a ram in a field surrounded by electricwire. The single tree there in the windnot looking much like a tree, fullof withered fruit vexed with caterpillars.It resembles a tragic wig.No verse is actually free.Before oils, charcoal. First you must goto Vermeer's birthplace. Bed linens crusty,widows a-wink with all you do not knowlike a horrible disease lurking in the genes.I must know, you shout, shaking the girl hard.This is a mistake. What she first thoughtwas your handsome intensity, she now thinksis insanity. First you must be forgiven.Before being a human being, you must bea zygote. Ditto a horse, a ram, an alligator.The tractor comes into the world from a pit of firelike the trombone. Better that you have failed.The girl hurries off in a form of native dressyou know not the word for. The test returnswith a big red X. Before watching the sun setinto the ocean of tears, you must study optics. Sir Isaac Newton knew a lot about opticsbefore he knew a lot about gravity and orbits.What will make the girl return? And you callyourself an artist. First you must suffer,first the form in duplicate. Before the form,the pre-form. Before crying forlorn, forlorn,rigor mortis. Before tacking the nude,you must work for months with wooden blocks.
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
Believe in Magic?
How could I not?Have seen a man walk up to a pianoand both survive.Have turned the exterminator aside.Seen lipstick on a wineglass not shatter the wine.Seen rainbows in puddles.Been recognized by stray dogs.I believe reality is approximately 65% if.All rivers are full of sky.Waterfalls have minds.We all come from slime.Even alpacas.I believe we're surrounded by crystals.Not just Alexander Vvedensky.Maybe dysentery, maybe a guard's bullet did him in.Nonetheless.Nonetheless.I believe there are many kingdoms left.The Declaration of Independence was written with a feather.A single gem has throbbed in my chest my whole lifeeven thougheven though this is my second heart.Because the first failed,such was its opportunity.Was cut out in pieces and incinerated.I asked.And so was denied the chance to regard my own heartin a jar.Strange tangled imp.Wee sleekit in red brambles.You know what it feels like to holda burning piece of paper, maybe eventrying to read it as the flame gets close to your fingers until all your holdingis a curl of ash by its white ear tipyet the words still hover in the air?That's how I feel now.
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link
you can almost read that one to the tune of Lovin Spoonful - Do you Believe in Magic lol
― flopson, Saturday, 20 August 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
I have 'Bender', and for some reason it did nothing for me. But reading the stuff here I keep finding stuff I like. Maybe I should revisit it.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 20 August 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link